BoatBanter.com

BoatBanter.com (https://www.boatbanter.com/)
-   General (https://www.boatbanter.com/general/)
-   -   feed the bears? (https://www.boatbanter.com/general/162792-feed-bears.html)

Keyser Söze December 11th 14 06:58 PM

feed the bears?
 
On 12/11/14 1:37 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat about
any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.



And you own firearms?


Irony, Bilious. Look it up.
I don't and won't shoot critters, other than the two-legged kind who
commit home invasion.

--
I feel no need to explain my politics to stupid right-wingers.
After all, I am *not* the Jackass Whisperer.

Califbill December 11th 14 08:35 PM

feed the bears?
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 1:37 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat about
any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.



And you own firearms?


Irony, Bilious. Look it up.
I don't and won't shoot critters, other than the two-legged kind who commit home invasion.



You are one stating to "Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything."

Keyser Söze December 11th 14 08:42 PM

feed the bears?
 
On 12/11/14 3:35 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 1:37 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat about
any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.


And you own firearms?


Irony, Bilious. Look it up.
I don't and won't shoot critters, other than the two-legged kind who commit home invasion.



You are one stating to "Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything."



Whooooooosh.

--
I feel no need to explain my politics to stupid right-wingers.
After all, I am *not* the Jackass Whisperer.

Let it snowe December 11th 14 09:11 PM

feed the bears?
 
On 12/11/2014 3:42 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 3:35 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 1:37 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim

wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat
about
any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em
to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the
pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to
me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy
along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.


And you own firearms?


Irony, Bilious. Look it up.
I don't and won't shoot critters, other than the two-legged kind who
commit home invasion.



You are one stating to "Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything."



Whooooooosh.

Nope. That's what you said. Whoooosh my ass! ;-)

John H[_15_] December 11th 14 09:22 PM

feed the bears?
 
On Thursday, December 11, 2014 3:43:04 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 12:53:51 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat about any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.


Up at Nat Geo you could just grab one and snap it's neck. Everyone
feeds them.
I am not much of a goose guy tho, too greasy.


Agreed. Once in Germany I bought a goose for Christmas dinner. I
smoked it. Looked beautiful. Put a piece on my daughter's plate, she
put it in her mouth, bit down, and promptly spit it out, for which she
got sent to her room. Then I cut myself a piece, put it in my mouth,
bit down and promptly spit it out. What ghastly tasting ****.

Luckily we had some hamburger in the fridge to go with all the other
Christmas dinner trimmings. Yeah, I let her out of her room,
apologizing profusely.

Maybe pythons would like them
--

"The modern definition of 'ingrained racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a couple liberals."

(Thanks, Luddite!)

KC December 11th 14 09:25 PM

feed the bears?
 
On 12/11/2014 4:22 PM, John H wrote:
On Thursday, December 11, 2014 3:43:04 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 12:53:51 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat about any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.


Up at Nat Geo you could just grab one and snap it's neck. Everyone
feeds them.
I am not much of a goose guy tho, too greasy.


Agreed. Once in Germany I bought a goose for Christmas dinner. I
smoked it. Looked beautiful. Put a piece on my daughter's plate, she
put it in her mouth, bit down, and promptly spit it out, for which she
got sent to her room. Then I cut myself a piece, put it in my mouth,
bit down and promptly spit it out. What ghastly tasting ****.

Luckily we had some hamburger in the fridge to go with all the other
Christmas dinner trimmings. Yeah, I let her out of her room,
apologizing profusely.

Maybe pythons would like them


Not sure if it's more rich than duck, but I do like roasted duck, my
wife, not so much.

Toad Gigger December 11th 14 10:09 PM

feed the bears?
 
On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 16:25:38 -0500, KC wrote:

On 12/11/2014 4:22 PM, John H wrote:
On Thursday, December 11, 2014 3:43:04 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 12:53:51 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat about any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.

Up at Nat Geo you could just grab one and snap it's neck. Everyone
feeds them.
I am not much of a goose guy tho, too greasy.


Agreed. Once in Germany I bought a goose for Christmas dinner. I
smoked it. Looked beautiful. Put a piece on my daughter's plate, she
put it in her mouth, bit down, and promptly spit it out, for which she
got sent to her room. Then I cut myself a piece, put it in my mouth,
bit down and promptly spit it out. What ghastly tasting ****.

Luckily we had some hamburger in the fridge to go with all the other
Christmas dinner trimmings. Yeah, I let her out of her room,
apologizing profusely.

Maybe pythons would like them


Not sure if it's more rich than duck, but I do like roasted duck, my
wife, not so much.


It was like biting a chunk of ****ty tasting grease - with texture.
Horrible.

I like wild duck and Peking Duck. Nothing like goose.
--

"The modern definition of 'ingrained racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a couple liberals."

(Thanks, Luddite!)

Califbill December 11th 14 10:59 PM

feed the bears?
 
wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 12:53:51 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat
about any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.


Up at Nat Geo you could just grab one and snap it's neck. Everyone
feeds them.
I am not much of a goose guy tho, too greasy.


Wild goose is far from greasy. Needs added fat for roasting. Breast the
Canada's and fry like a pan fried steak.

Califbill December 11th 14 10:59 PM

feed the bears?
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 3:35 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 1:37 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/11/14 12:08 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:23:43 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 13:32:49 -0500, Toad Gig
wrote:

On Wed, 10 Dec 2014 09:34:30 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

John your article is about right. I think the pythons will eat about
any critter that has a heartbeat and moves...

I'm thinking we should trap a bunch of Canada geese, take 'em to the
Everglades, stake 'em out and see if the pythons come. Let the pythons
eat the damn goose, then kill the python. Sounds like a plan to me.

This time of year we are up to our ass in canadians, geese and
otherwise.
I doubt any of them are in the Everglades tho. They are all on the
golf courses.

Biggest problem with the Canadian Geese is that they get lazy along the
route south and then become an permanent infestation.

There were about 100 of them out at National Geographic when I was up
there. They loved that heated lake.


Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything.


And you own firearms?


Irony, Bilious. Look it up.
I don't and won't shoot critters, other than the two-legged kind who
commit home invasion.



You are one stating to "Shoot 'em. Kill 'em all. Shoot everything."



Whooooooosh.



Whoosh? You are the advocate.

KC December 12th 14 02:08 AM

feed the bears?
 
On 12/11/2014 9:01 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 16:25:38 -0500, KC wrote:



Not sure if it's more rich than duck, but I do like roasted duck, my
wife, not so much.


The only time I ever had duck it was shot on the eastern shore and
tasted fishy. I understand corn fed ducks in the mid west are supposed
to be better.
These things are all greasy. Maybe you should BBQ them on the grill or
something.


The store takes orders two days in advance. Order up a duck they call
the farm and get a fresh one, and then cook it over night and call you
when it's ready...


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:08 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2014 BoatBanter.com