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Keyser Söze December 8th 14 08:03 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On 12/8/14 2:39 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 8 Dec 2014 11:16:43 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Scott that's getting to be a problem in several urban areas due to deer over population. Even I'd double the amount were harvested they'll never become extinct.

Funny that people in suburbia like feeding them, then gripe when they splatter their car with one on the way to work.

A few years ago there was a large traffic jam in the Chicago area because a herd of deer tried to cross the Dan Ryan expressway in rush hour traffic. A lot of dead deer and a lot of wrecks.


The folks here are getting sick of the deer eating all their flowers
and vegetable gardens. Tall fences don't mean **** to these guys.

With the two dogs, the deer don't spend much time in my yard, but
they're getting more brave by the day!



Around here, the folks figured they've had several seasons of enjoyment
of their gardens, and don't begrudge the woodland critters some food so
they can make it through the winter. The deer seem to love my wife's
hostas, and she's glad they eat them and the remnants of the roses and
other flora.

We do have some sort of hunter on one of the farms behind us. He's
always shooting at something back there.

--
I feel no need to explain my politics to stupid right-wingers.
After all, I am *not* the Jackass Whisperer.

Toad Gig December 8th 14 08:24 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:03:20 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/8/14 2:39 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 8 Dec 2014 11:16:43 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Scott that's getting to be a problem in several urban areas due to deer over population. Even I'd double the amount were harvested they'll never become extinct.

Funny that people in suburbia like feeding them, then gripe when they splatter their car with one on the way to work.

A few years ago there was a large traffic jam in the Chicago area because a herd of deer tried to cross the Dan Ryan expressway in rush hour traffic. A lot of dead deer and a lot of wrecks.


The folks here are getting sick of the deer eating all their flowers
and vegetable gardens. Tall fences don't mean **** to these guys.

With the two dogs, the deer don't spend much time in my yard, but
they're getting more brave by the day!



Around here, the folks figured they've had several seasons of enjoyment
of their gardens, and don't begrudge the woodland critters some food so
they can make it through the winter. The deer seem to love my wife's
hostas, and she's glad they eat them and the remnants of the roses and
other flora.

I'm sure we're all glad for your wife. Do the deer get to munch on
your hostas all winter?

We do have some sort of hunter on one of the farms behind us. He's
always shooting at something back there.


Sounds like someone has some sense. Thinning the deer population is
good for the deer population.
--

"The modern definition of 'ingrained racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a couple liberals."

(Thanks, Luddite!)

Keyser Söze December 8th 14 08:33 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On 12/8/14 3:24 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:03:20 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/8/14 2:39 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 8 Dec 2014 11:16:43 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Scott that's getting to be a problem in several urban areas due to deer over population. Even I'd double the amount were harvested they'll never become extinct.

Funny that people in suburbia like feeding them, then gripe when they splatter their car with one on the way to work.

A few years ago there was a large traffic jam in the Chicago area because a herd of deer tried to cross the Dan Ryan expressway in rush hour traffic. A lot of dead deer and a lot of wrecks.

The folks here are getting sick of the deer eating all their flowers
and vegetable gardens. Tall fences don't mean **** to these guys.

With the two dogs, the deer don't spend much time in my yard, but
they're getting more brave by the day!



Around here, the folks figured they've had several seasons of enjoyment
of their gardens, and don't begrudge the woodland critters some food so
they can make it through the winter. The deer seem to love my wife's
hostas, and she's glad they eat them and the remnants of the roses and
other flora.

I'm sure we're all glad for your wife. Do the deer get to munch on
your hostas all winter?



Pretty much...she's got a lot of them, plus other stuff she plants in
the late summer specifically for the critters.


We do have some sort of hunter on one of the farms behind us. He's
always shooting at something back there.


Sounds like someone has some sense. Thinning the deer population is
good for the deer population.


We don't know what he is shooting at, since the woods are thick and he's
some distance away. We just hear the reports from his firearms.
Hopefully, he's shooting at racists, but probably not.

--
I feel no need to explain my politics to stupid right-wingers.
After all, I am *not* the Jackass Whisperer.

Toad Gig December 8th 14 08:47 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:33:38 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/8/14 3:24 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:03:20 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/8/14 2:39 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 8 Dec 2014 11:16:43 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Scott that's getting to be a problem in several urban areas due to deer over population. Even I'd double the amount were harvested they'll never become extinct.

Funny that people in suburbia like feeding them, then gripe when they splatter their car with one on the way to work.

A few years ago there was a large traffic jam in the Chicago area because a herd of deer tried to cross the Dan Ryan expressway in rush hour traffic. A lot of dead deer and a lot of wrecks.

The folks here are getting sick of the deer eating all their flowers
and vegetable gardens. Tall fences don't mean **** to these guys.

With the two dogs, the deer don't spend much time in my yard, but
they're getting more brave by the day!



Around here, the folks figured they've had several seasons of enjoyment
of their gardens, and don't begrudge the woodland critters some food so
they can make it through the winter. The deer seem to love my wife's
hostas, and she's glad they eat them and the remnants of the roses and
other flora.

I'm sure we're all glad for your wife. Do the deer get to munch on
your hostas all winter?



Pretty much...she's got a lot of them, plus other stuff she plants in
the late summer specifically for the critters.


Interesting. Most hostas die out when the weather turns cold.

We do have some sort of hunter on one of the farms behind us. He's
always shooting at something back there.


Sounds like someone has some sense. Thinning the deer population is
good for the deer population.


We don't know what he is shooting at, since the woods are thick and he's
some distance away. We just hear the reports from his firearms.
Hopefully, he's shooting at racists, but probably not.


Given your southern Md location, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he's
not KKK. He's probably not shooting racists, or you'd be quite
worried. But, perhaps that's why you're buying all the guns, eh?

You, Toad, are a joke.

http://www.mudhole.com/GIG-2-Illustration-960.jpg
--

"The modern definition of 'ingrained racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a couple liberals."

(Thanks, Luddite!)

Keyser Söze December 8th 14 08:52 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On 12/8/14 3:47 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:33:38 -0500, Keyser Söze



Pretty much...she's got a lot of them, plus other stuff she plants in
the late summer specifically for the critters.


Interesting. Most hostas die out when the weather turns cold.


The leaves are there, until they are eaten.



We do have some sort of hunter on one of the farms behind us. He's
always shooting at something back there.

Sounds like someone has some sense. Thinning the deer population is
good for the deer population.


We don't know what he is shooting at, since the woods are thick and he's
some distance away. We just hear the reports from his firearms.
Hopefully, he's shooting at racists, but probably not.


Given your southern Md location, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he's
not KKK. He's probably not shooting racists, or you'd be quite
worried. But, perhaps that's why you're buying all the guns, eh?



Come on, Johnny Asshole. I'm not on the side of the fence that
constantly puts down people of color. You are. You Repugnants are the
racists...and anyone reasonable can see that just by reading the posts
you fellows put up here.

As for the farmer, I've not met this particular one. He could be black,
since we have a significant number of old family black farmers in this
area whose farms have been passed down from generation to generation for
at least 150 years. in any event, doubtful he's a "klanner," though some
of the teabaggers I've seen handing out racist literature at shopping
center entrances surely are.

Oh, and unlike you, I don't keep buying guns for myself and for others.
You're one heck of a straw purchaser, eh?


--
I feel no need to explain my politics to stupid right-wingers.
After all, I am *not* the Jackass Whisperer.

Toad Gig December 8th 14 09:25 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:52:58 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/8/14 3:47 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:33:38 -0500, Keyser Söze



Pretty much...she's got a lot of them, plus other stuff she plants in
the late summer specifically for the critters.


Interesting. Most hostas die out when the weather turns cold.


The leaves are there, until they are eaten.



We do have some sort of hunter on one of the farms behind us. He's
always shooting at something back there.

Sounds like someone has some sense. Thinning the deer population is
good for the deer population.


We don't know what he is shooting at, since the woods are thick and he's
some distance away. We just hear the reports from his firearms.
Hopefully, he's shooting at racists, but probably not.


Given your southern Md location, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he's
not KKK. He's probably not shooting racists, or you'd be quite
worried. But, perhaps that's why you're buying all the guns, eh?



Come on, Johnny Asshole. I'm not on the side of the fence that
constantly puts down people of color. You are. You Repugnants are the
racists...and anyone reasonable can see that just by reading the posts
you fellows put up here.

As for the farmer, I've not met this particular one. He could be black,
since we have a significant number of old family black farmers in this
area whose farms have been passed down from generation to generation for
at least 150 years. in any event, doubtful he's a "klanner," though some
of the teabaggers I've seen handing out racist literature at shopping
center entrances surely are.

Oh, and unlike you, I don't keep buying guns for myself and for others.
You're one heck of a straw purchaser, eh?


The truth about you gets to you, eh?

Why do you keep up with the stupid accusations but provide none of the
posts you so frequently mention. Yeah, all Republicans are racists -
to a racist liberal.

Toad - what a joke.

Don't you love it? http://www.mudhole.com/GIG-2-Illustration-960.jpg
--

"The modern definition of 'ingrained racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a couple liberals."

(Thanks, Luddite!)

Keyser Söze December 8th 14 10:39 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On 12/8/14 4:25 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:52:58 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:



Why do you keep up with the stupid accusations but provide none of the
posts you so frequently mention. Yeah, all Republicans are racists -
to a racist liberal.


Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, you've been posting snarky and hateful racist
and ethnic comments here about blacks and Latinos for a long, long time,
back to the days you were a substitute teacher over in northern
Virginia. There's no need for me to regurgitate your racist past here.

And no, I've never said "all Republicans are racists." You're getting
more like your moronic buddy, Flatulent Jim, every day. It's enough the
stupid runs high in him...you don't need to emulate his stupidity. Or
maybe you do.

--
I feel no need to explain my politics to stupid right-wingers.
After all, I am *not* the Jackass Whisperer.

Let it snowe December 8th 14 11:02 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On 12/8/2014 5:39 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 12/8/14 4:25 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:52:58 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:



Why do you keep up with the stupid accusations but provide none of the
posts you so frequently mention. Yeah, all Republicans are racists -
to a racist liberal.


Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, you've been posting snarky and hateful racist
and ethnic comments here about blacks and Latinos for a long, long time,
back to the days you were a substitute teacher over in northern
Virginia. There's no need for me to regurgitate your racist past here.

And no, I've never said "all Republicans are racists." You're getting
more like your moronic buddy, Flatulent Jim, every day. It's enough the
stupid runs high in him...you don't need to emulate his stupidity. Or
maybe you do.

Why do you care whether or not a poster is a racist. You never complain
about Jackson, Sharpton, or O'Bama for being racist. Is it only white
racists whom you hate?

Toad Gig December 8th 14 11:15 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 17:39:56 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 12/8/14 4:25 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:52:58 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:



Why do you keep up with the stupid accusations but provide none of the
posts you so frequently mention. Yeah, all Republicans are racists -
to a racist liberal.


Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, you've been posting snarky and hateful racist
and ethnic comments here about blacks and Latinos for a long, long time,
back to the days you were a substitute teacher over in northern
Virginia. There's no need for me to regurgitate your racist past here.

And no, I've never said "all Republicans are racists." You're getting
more like your moronic buddy, Flatulent Jim, every day. It's enough the
stupid runs high in him...you don't need to emulate his stupidity. Or
maybe you do.


And, as usual, only words. Put up a post, Toad.

--

"The modern definition of 'ingrained racist' is someone who's winning an argument
with a couple liberals."

(Thanks, Luddite!)

KC December 8th 14 11:17 PM

Shot a nice deer this morning
 
On 12/8/2014 6:15 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 17:39:56 -0500, Wanna Bee
wrote:

On 12/8/14 4:25 PM, Toad Gig wrote:
On Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:52:58 -0500, Never Was
wrote:



Why do you keep up with the stupid accusations but provide none of the
posts you so frequently mention. Yeah, all Republicans are racists -
to a racist liberal.


Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, you've been posting snarky and hateful racist
and ethnic comments here about blacks and Latinos for a long, long time,


No he hasn't you are a known liar krause, who you trying to fool?



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