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True North[_2_] November 10th 14 07:44 PM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
StinkyOne farts..
"I used to watch Abbot and Costello when I was a kid. The Harry and
Donnie show bring back memories of that old time slapstick comedy."


Now that you mention it, y'all, JohnnyMop and any pick of his Moppetts brings back memories of the Three Stooges.

F*O*A*D November 10th 14 08:12 PM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
On 11/10/14 2:50 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 10 Nov 2014 13:22:15 -0500, Harrold wrote:

On 11/10/2014 11:41 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not fat, I'm not little, and my skills are such that if I wanted an
outdoor bar to sit around so I could slurp up the booze, I could call a
few contractors and have it properly built in a couple of weeks.


Skills. Wow. I'm impressed. The idiot manages to dial a phone.


I ignored that "Couple of weeks"? Jesus that would be a building, not
just an outdoor bar.

.unless he is talking about "union" contractors. Then it might be
months to get a couple of 2x12s sitting on old oil drums.

Why not just call some of those Amish guys that build stuff all over
southern Md these days


Some of us like to have a design we've approved, bids from a few
contractors who are licensed for plumbing and electrical, inspections of
plumbing and electrical, et cetera. This isn't SW Florida.

--
“There’s more idleness and abuse of government favors among the
economically privileged than among the ranks of the disadvantaged.” -
Norman Mailer

KC November 10th 14 09:36 PM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
On 11/10/2014 2:44 PM, True North wrote:
StinkyOne farts..
"I used to watch Abbot and Costello when I was a kid. The Harry and
Donnie show bring back memories of that old time slapstick comedy."


Now that you mention it, y'all, JohnnyMop and any pick of his Moppetts brings back memories of the Three Stooges.


Wow, so original, old comedy team... how'd you ever come up with that?? LOL!

Roger November 12th 14 01:27 AM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
True North wrote:
FOAD said...
"The raccoons used your boat for a latrine and then it rotted into little
pieces, right? "


SNERK!
L'il Snot's quality construction on display in his front yard.
No wonder he had 0 orders for his 'products'.
My ships log shows 7 days underway on my boat.
That's 7 more than L'il Snot, JohnnyMop and the Floriduh UnFunny Man combined.

7 days? Wow! You should look into renting. You won't have to back
anything up, you can captain a real boat, and it will be cheaper.


Roger November 12th 14 01:30 AM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
True North wrote:
me
StinkyOne carts....
"Who, besides you? "


"L'il Snot is including his alter egos Peter Pan, TinkerBell etc."


Ooops....make that 'farts'.

You write your own quotes?


KC November 12th 14 01:52 AM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
On 11/11/2014 8:30 PM, Roger wrote:
True North wrote:
me
StinkyOne carts....
"Who, besides you? "


"L'il Snot is including his alter egos Peter Pan, TinkerBell etc."


Ooops....make that 'farts'.

You write your own quotes?


He's trying to start another fight to run from.. The guy is just a
****ing pussy..

F*O*A*D November 12th 14 01:14 PM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
On 11/11/14 8:52 PM, KC wrote:
On 11/11/2014 8:30 PM, Roger wrote:
True North wrote:
me
StinkyOne carts....
"Who, besides you? "


"L'il Snot is including his alter egos Peter Pan, TinkerBell etc."


Ooops....make that 'farts'.

You write your own quotes?


He's trying to start another fight to run from.. The guy is just a
****ing pussy..



Oh, please. Two pussy cats could do you in, what with your diminutive
size, heart condition, cancer, blown out knees, and dimwittedness.

--
“There’s more idleness and abuse of government favors among the
economically privileged than among the ranks of the disadvantaged.” -
Norman Mailer

True North[_2_] November 12th 14 01:32 PM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
F*O*A*D
- hide quoted text -
On 11/11/14 8:52 PM, KC wrote:
On 11/11/2014 8:30 PM, Roger wrote:
True North wrote:
me
StinkyOne carts....
"Who, besides you? "


"L'il Snot is including his alter egos Peter Pan, TinkerBell etc."


Ooops....make that * *'farts'.

You write your own quotes?


He's trying to start another fight to run from.. The guy is just a
****ing pussy..



" Oh, please. Two pussy cats could do you in, what with your diminutive
size, heart condition, cancer, blown out knees, and dimwittedness. "


I wholeheartedly agree with this insightful and accurate post.

F*O*A*D November 12th 14 01:43 PM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
On 11/12/14 8:32 AM, True North wrote:
F*O*A*D
- hide quoted text -
On 11/11/14 8:52 PM, KC wrote:
On 11/11/2014 8:30 PM, Roger wrote:
True North wrote:
me
StinkyOne carts....
"Who, besides you? "


"L'il Snot is including his alter egos Peter Pan, TinkerBell etc."


Ooops....make that 'farts'.
You write your own quotes?


He's trying to start another fight to run from.. The guy is just a
****ing pussy..



" Oh, please. Two pussy cats could do you in, what with your diminutive
size, heart condition, cancer, blown out knees, and dimwittedness. "


I wholeheartedly agree with this insightful and accurate post.



SnottyMouse's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsPa8QgGGkc

--
“There’s more idleness and abuse of government favors among the
economically privileged than among the ranks of the disadvantaged.” -
Norman Mailer

Harrold November 12th 14 01:57 PM

Let's shuffle the deck
 
On 11/12/2014 8:14 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 11/11/14 8:52 PM, KC wrote:
On 11/11/2014 8:30 PM, Roger wrote:
True North wrote:
me
StinkyOne carts....
"Who, besides you? "


"L'il Snot is including his alter egos Peter Pan, TinkerBell etc."


Ooops....make that 'farts'.
You write your own quotes?


He's trying to start another fight to run from.. The guy is just a
****ing pussy..



Oh, please. Two pussy cats could do you in, what with your diminutive
size, heart condition, cancer, blown out knees, and dimwittedness.


You're forgetting one thing Krowsie baby. You didn't eat your Wonder
Bread when you were a kid.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=wonder+...M =QBLH&ghc=1


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