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F*O*A*D September 22nd 14 07:37 PM

New Poll on Scotland
 
On 9/22/14 1:47 PM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 11:42:59 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 9/22/14 11:36 AM, wrote:
On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 11:17:18 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 9/22/14 10:17 AM,
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 07:34:04 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

Fox News Poll:

How would you have felt if Scotland had left the U.K.?

5% - Fine

8% - Sad

47% - Is they mooslems?

59% - Bomb 'em!

133% - IMPEACH 'EM!!!

200% - Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!

If this was an MSNBC poll "It was Bush's fault" would have been #1
closely followed by "it was caused by Global warming" and "Raise
Taxes".



Sentences with subjects and verbs?

Where was the verb in that one?



Most of the satirical MSNBC responses you offered had subjects and verbs.

My favorite: "Is they mooslems"? Very Fox-like.


I chose to write my parodies without bigotry. You seem incapable of
that.


And MSNBC responders would also have no idea where Scotland is.



History and geography are liberal arts subjects, moron.

Califbill September 22nd 14 08:11 PM

New Poll on Scotland
 
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 9/22/14 1:47 PM, Califbill wrote:
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 11:42:59 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 9/22/14 11:36 AM, wrote:
On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 11:17:18 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 9/22/14 10:17 AM,
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 07:34:04 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

Fox News Poll:

How would you have felt if Scotland had left the U.K.?

5% - Fine

8% - Sad

47% - Is they mooslems?

59% - Bomb 'em!

133% - IMPEACH 'EM!!!

200% - Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!

If this was an MSNBC poll "It was Bush's fault" would have been #1
closely followed by "it was caused by Global warming" and "Raise
Taxes".



Sentences with subjects and verbs?

Where was the verb in that one?



Most of the satirical MSNBC responses you offered had subjects and verbs.

My favorite: "Is they mooslems"? Very Fox-like.

I chose to write my parodies without bigotry. You seem incapable of
that.


And MSNBC responders would also have no idea where Scotland is.



History and geography are liberal arts subjects, moron.


And how many of those msnbc people actually went to class? Do not need a
liberal arts education to locate Scotland. A decent high school education
is all that is required!

[email protected] September 23rd 14 01:50 AM

New Poll on Scotland
 
On Monday, September 22, 2014 6:34:04 AM UTC-5, F*O*A*D wrote:
Fox News Poll:



How would you have felt if Scotland had left the U.K.?



5% - Fine



8% - Sad



47% - Is they mooslems?



59% - Bomb 'em!



133% - IMPEACH 'EM!!!



200% - Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!


Please you guys, have a little respect for Krause. After all, he is a Yale graduate and is married to a woman who had three doctorates. Plus the fact that he has personally known every president since Truman. Good Lord folks, will you please show some consideration for Krausebag.

John H[_15_] September 25th 14 07:56 PM

New Poll on Scotland
 
On Monday, September 22, 2014 8:50:34 PM UTC-4, wrote:
On Monday, September 22, 2014 6:34:04 AM UTC-5, F*O*A*D wrote:

Fox News Poll:








How would you have felt if Scotland had left the U.K.?








5% - Fine








8% - Sad








47% - Is they mooslems?








59% - Bomb 'em!








133% - IMPEACH 'EM!!!








200% - Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!




Please you guys, have a little respect for Krause. After all, he is a Yale graduate and is married to a woman who had three doctorates. Plus the fact that he has personally known every president since Truman. Good Lord folks, will you please show some consideration for Krausebag.


Did she lose one of her doctorates? (...'had'...)


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