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F*O*A*D August 7th 14 09:47 PM

Dr. Carson is a bit confused...
 
....about ebola...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6aoulON3N0

From Wonkette:

Dr. Ben Carson has such a nice, calm demeanor and a soothing bedside
manner that must have helped in his long career as a neurosurgeon.
Perhaps if this whole running (maybe) for president thing doesn’t work
out, he could find some work as a screenwriter for Troma. Because his
scenario about a cash-strapped lab worker selling Ebola-infected urine
to terrorists sounds hilarious. What happens after the terrorists get
their hands on the Pee of Death? Do they slip it into Todd Starnes’s
refrigerator?

Since we’re not running for president, what ways can we think up for
Ebola-infected bodily fluids to reach the public?

An Ebola victim donates to a sperm bank, which turns around and
sells his swimmers to a nice lesbian couple looking to get pregnant.
Next thing you know – dum dum DUM – Ebola!
A guy with Ebola vomits all over a sidewalk. Your vomit-eating dog
comes along and slurps it up, then goes home and licks your face. D’oh!
Ebola!
David Vitter contracts Ebola on a Congressional trip to Africa,
comes home and transmits the virus to the hooker who changes his poopy
diapers. Ta da! Ebola!
An Ebola-infected bear makes love to Andrew Sullivan, who then
infects the staff of The Dish by sweating all over them while he’s on a
particularly apoplectic rant. That’s Ebola!


Read more at
http://wonkette.com/556547/dr-ben-ca...r1fxxoirxLk.99

Mr. Luddite August 8th 14 12:07 AM

Dr. Carson is a bit confused...
 
On 8/7/2014 4:47 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
...about ebola...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6aoulON3N0

From Wonkette:

Dr. Ben Carson has such a nice, calm demeanor and a soothing bedside
manner that must have helped in his long career as a neurosurgeon.
Perhaps if this whole running (maybe) for president thing doesn’t work
out, he could find some work as a screenwriter for Troma. Because his
scenario about a cash-strapped lab worker selling Ebola-infected urine
to terrorists sounds hilarious. What happens after the terrorists get
their hands on the Pee of Death? Do they slip it into Todd Starnes’s
refrigerator?

Since we’re not running for president, what ways can we think up for
Ebola-infected bodily fluids to reach the public?

An Ebola victim donates to a sperm bank, which turns around and
sells his swimmers to a nice lesbian couple looking to get pregnant.
Next thing you know – dum dum DUM – Ebola!
A guy with Ebola vomits all over a sidewalk. Your vomit-eating dog
comes along and slurps it up, then goes home and licks your face. D’oh!
Ebola!
David Vitter contracts Ebola on a Congressional trip to Africa,
comes home and transmits the virus to the hooker who changes his poopy
diapers. Ta da! Ebola!
An Ebola-infected bear makes love to Andrew Sullivan, who then
infects the staff of The Dish by sweating all over them while he’s on a
particularly apoplectic rant. That’s Ebola!


Read more at
http://wonkette.com/556547/dr-ben-ca...r1fxxoirxLk.99



Harry, the only people confused are those who read the Wonkette
hypothetical scenario and believe it. Carson's comments in the video
did not contain any of that nonsense. What he said in the video makes
absolute sense.

Why do you try so hard to convey false propaganda?

That all said, I have a question or concern about this Ebola outbreak.
All the "experts" claim it is spread via direct contact with bodily
fluids, yet virtually every picture you see of doctors and health care
professionals giving aid are wearing full coverage bunny suits *and*
respirators. Respirators are only necessary to protect against airborne
agents.

I don't think the experts know for sure.




Poco Loco August 8th 14 12:13 AM

Dr. Carson is a bit confused...
 
On Thu, 07 Aug 2014 19:07:06 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 8/7/2014 4:47 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
...about ebola...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6aoulON3N0

From Wonkette:

Dr. Ben Carson has such a nice, calm demeanor and a soothing bedside
manner that must have helped in his long career as a neurosurgeon.
Perhaps if this whole running (maybe) for president thing doesn’t work
out, he could find some work as a screenwriter for Troma. Because his
scenario about a cash-strapped lab worker selling Ebola-infected urine
to terrorists sounds hilarious. What happens after the terrorists get
their hands on the Pee of Death? Do they slip it into Todd Starnes’s
refrigerator?

Since we’re not running for president, what ways can we think up for
Ebola-infected bodily fluids to reach the public?

An Ebola victim donates to a sperm bank, which turns around and
sells his swimmers to a nice lesbian couple looking to get pregnant.
Next thing you know – dum dum DUM – Ebola!
A guy with Ebola vomits all over a sidewalk. Your vomit-eating dog
comes along and slurps it up, then goes home and licks your face. D’oh!
Ebola!
David Vitter contracts Ebola on a Congressional trip to Africa,
comes home and transmits the virus to the hooker who changes his poopy
diapers. Ta da! Ebola!
An Ebola-infected bear makes love to Andrew Sullivan, who then
infects the staff of The Dish by sweating all over them while he’s on a
particularly apoplectic rant. That’s Ebola!


Read more at
http://wonkette.com/556547/dr-ben-ca...r1fxxoirxLk.99



Harry, the only people confused are those who read the Wonkette
hypothetical scenario and believe it. Carson's comments in the video
did not contain any of that nonsense. What he said in the video makes
absolute sense.

Why do you try so hard to convey false propaganda?

That all said, I have a question or concern about this Ebola outbreak.
All the "experts" claim it is spread via direct contact with bodily
fluids, yet virtually every picture you see of doctors and health care
professionals giving aid are wearing full coverage bunny suits *and*
respirators. Respirators are only necessary to protect against airborne
agents.

I don't think the experts know for sure.



Or the experts contracted the disease before symptoms began to show in the carrier.



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