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jps May 23rd 14 08:29 PM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
Of course, it's in Floriduh...

A Florida firefighter is under arrest after an attempt at a drunken
hook-up ended with her shooting at a man who was trying to leave her
apartment because, as he put it, ” things were getting weird,”
according to News10.

Janeen McKenzie, a 46-year-old firefighter employed by Pompano Beach
Fire Rescue, was arrested after sheriffs deputies arrived at the scene
finding her standing over and pointing a gun at Anthony Santos as he
knelt in the street.

According to Santos, he met McKenzie at a bar and agreed to drive her
home in her car because she was too intoxicated to drive. Santos
arranged for a friend to follow in another car, but changed plans
after discovering that McKenzie’s home was within walking distance of
his apartment.

After arriving at McKenzie’s home she invited Santos in for a drink,
pouring a glass of wine for both of them. Santos said he took a sip of
his then set it aside as they went into her bedroom and began kissing.

According to Santos, McKenzie pressed her body against him and took
his hands, placing them around her neck, indicating that she found
being choked arousing.

Telling deputies that he then attempted to leave because “things were
getting weird,” Santos followed McKenzie into the kitchen where she
poured herself another glass of wine. When he advised her that she had
had enough, her demeanor changed and she had Santos open a drawer to
observe that she had a handgun. Santos then began to exit the
apartment.

Gun in hand, McKenzie caught up with Santos just outside her door and,
while flailing her arms around, the gun went off just missing his
face.

As Santos tried to walk way, McKenzie shot the asphalt by his feet
several times, demanding that he kneel down on the ground. Santos
complied, telling authorities that he thought, “Oh my God. I’m going
to die over something so ****ing dumb.” McKenzie then fired once more
into the asphalt just as police arrived.

Police ordered McKenzie to drop her weapon and took her into custody.

She told police that she didn’t remember much of what had happened,
but that Santos had been “choking the **** out of her on the bed” and
she was afraid.

Observing no bruising or marks on her neck, and smelling alcohol on
her, officers arrested McKenzie on a charge of aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon.

Santos was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated from facial
bleeding as the result of bullet fragments.

Mr. Luddite May 23rd 14 08:33 PM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
On 5/23/2014 3:29 PM, jps wrote:
Of course, it's in Floriduh...

A Florida firefighter is under arrest after an attempt at a drunken
hook-up ended with her shooting at a man who was trying to leave her
apartment because, as he put it, ” things were getting weird,”
according to News10.

Janeen McKenzie, a 46-year-old firefighter employed by Pompano Beach
Fire Rescue, was arrested after sheriffs deputies arrived at the scene
finding her standing over and pointing a gun at Anthony Santos as he
knelt in the street.

According to Santos, he met McKenzie at a bar and agreed to drive her
home in her car because she was too intoxicated to drive. Santos
arranged for a friend to follow in another car, but changed plans
after discovering that McKenzie’s home was within walking distance of
his apartment.

After arriving at McKenzie’s home she invited Santos in for a drink,
pouring a glass of wine for both of them. Santos said he took a sip of
his then set it aside as they went into her bedroom and began kissing.

According to Santos, McKenzie pressed her body against him and took
his hands, placing them around her neck, indicating that she found
being choked arousing.

Telling deputies that he then attempted to leave because “things were
getting weird,” Santos followed McKenzie into the kitchen where she
poured herself another glass of wine. When he advised her that she had
had enough, her demeanor changed and she had Santos open a drawer to
observe that she had a handgun. Santos then began to exit the
apartment.

Gun in hand, McKenzie caught up with Santos just outside her door and,
while flailing her arms around, the gun went off just missing his
face.

As Santos tried to walk way, McKenzie shot the asphalt by his feet
several times, demanding that he kneel down on the ground. Santos
complied, telling authorities that he thought, “Oh my God. I’m going
to die over something so ****ing dumb.” McKenzie then fired once more
into the asphalt just as police arrived.

Police ordered McKenzie to drop her weapon and took her into custody.

She told police that she didn’t remember much of what had happened,
but that Santos had been “choking the **** out of her on the bed” and
she was afraid.

Observing no bruising or marks on her neck, and smelling alcohol on
her, officers arrested McKenzie on a charge of aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon.

Santos was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated from facial
bleeding as the result of bullet fragments.



Sorta dumpster diving for your gun control stories, huh?



jps May 23rd 14 08:55 PM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
On Fri, 23 May 2014 15:33:36 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 5/23/2014 3:29 PM, jps wrote:
Of course, it's in Floriduh...

A Florida firefighter is under arrest after an attempt at a drunken
hook-up ended with her shooting at a man who was trying to leave her
apartment because, as he put it, ” things were getting weird,”
according to News10.

Janeen McKenzie, a 46-year-old firefighter employed by Pompano Beach
Fire Rescue, was arrested after sheriffs deputies arrived at the scene
finding her standing over and pointing a gun at Anthony Santos as he
knelt in the street.

According to Santos, he met McKenzie at a bar and agreed to drive her
home in her car because she was too intoxicated to drive. Santos
arranged for a friend to follow in another car, but changed plans
after discovering that McKenzie’s home was within walking distance of
his apartment.

After arriving at McKenzie’s home she invited Santos in for a drink,
pouring a glass of wine for both of them. Santos said he took a sip of
his then set it aside as they went into her bedroom and began kissing.

According to Santos, McKenzie pressed her body against him and took
his hands, placing them around her neck, indicating that she found
being choked arousing.

Telling deputies that he then attempted to leave because “things were
getting weird,” Santos followed McKenzie into the kitchen where she
poured herself another glass of wine. When he advised her that she had
had enough, her demeanor changed and she had Santos open a drawer to
observe that she had a handgun. Santos then began to exit the
apartment.

Gun in hand, McKenzie caught up with Santos just outside her door and,
while flailing her arms around, the gun went off just missing his
face.

As Santos tried to walk way, McKenzie shot the asphalt by his feet
several times, demanding that he kneel down on the ground. Santos
complied, telling authorities that he thought, “Oh my God. I’m going
to die over something so ****ing dumb.” McKenzie then fired once more
into the asphalt just as police arrived.

Police ordered McKenzie to drop her weapon and took her into custody.

She told police that she didn’t remember much of what had happened,
but that Santos had been “choking the **** out of her on the bed” and
she was afraid.

Observing no bruising or marks on her neck, and smelling alcohol on
her, officers arrested McKenzie on a charge of aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon.

Santos was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated from facial
bleeding as the result of bullet fragments.



Sorta dumpster diving for your gun control stories, huh?


Seems dumpsters are an excellent place to find "legal" gun owners.

Poquito Loco May 23rd 14 09:53 PM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
On Fri, 23 May 2014 12:55:06 -0700, jps wrote:

On Fri, 23 May 2014 15:33:36 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 5/23/2014 3:29 PM, jps wrote:
Of course, it's in Floriduh...

A Florida firefighter is under arrest after an attempt at a drunken
hook-up ended with her shooting at a man who was trying to leave her
apartment because, as he put it, ” things were getting weird,”
according to News10.

Janeen McKenzie, a 46-year-old firefighter employed by Pompano Beach
Fire Rescue, was arrested after sheriffs deputies arrived at the scene
finding her standing over and pointing a gun at Anthony Santos as he
knelt in the street.

According to Santos, he met McKenzie at a bar and agreed to drive her
home in her car because she was too intoxicated to drive. Santos
arranged for a friend to follow in another car, but changed plans
after discovering that McKenzie’s home was within walking distance of
his apartment.

After arriving at McKenzie’s home she invited Santos in for a drink,
pouring a glass of wine for both of them. Santos said he took a sip of
his then set it aside as they went into her bedroom and began kissing.

According to Santos, McKenzie pressed her body against him and took
his hands, placing them around her neck, indicating that she found
being choked arousing.

Telling deputies that he then attempted to leave because “things were
getting weird,” Santos followed McKenzie into the kitchen where she
poured herself another glass of wine. When he advised her that she had
had enough, her demeanor changed and she had Santos open a drawer to
observe that she had a handgun. Santos then began to exit the
apartment.

Gun in hand, McKenzie caught up with Santos just outside her door and,
while flailing her arms around, the gun went off just missing his
face.

As Santos tried to walk way, McKenzie shot the asphalt by his feet
several times, demanding that he kneel down on the ground. Santos
complied, telling authorities that he thought, “Oh my God. I’m going
to die over something so ****ing dumb.” McKenzie then fired once more
into the asphalt just as police arrived.

Police ordered McKenzie to drop her weapon and took her into custody.

She told police that she didn’t remember much of what had happened,
but that Santos had been “choking the **** out of her on the bed” and
she was afraid.

Observing no bruising or marks on her neck, and smelling alcohol on
her, officers arrested McKenzie on a charge of aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon.

Santos was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated from facial
bleeding as the result of bullet fragments.



Sorta dumpster diving for your gun control stories, huh?


Seems dumpsters are an excellent place to find "legal" gun owners.


Careful, in your diving you might find Krause - a legal gun owning lying tax cheat.

Wayne.B May 23rd 14 09:58 PM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
On Fri, 23 May 2014 16:53:01 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

Sorta dumpster diving for your gun control stories, huh?


Seems dumpsters are an excellent place to find "legal" gun owners.


Careful, in your diving you might find Krause - a legal gun owning lying tax cheat.


===

But you must admit that he's very good at what he does. :-)

jps May 23rd 14 10:01 PM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
On Fri, 23 May 2014 16:53:01 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

On Fri, 23 May 2014 12:55:06 -0700, jps wrote:

On Fri, 23 May 2014 15:33:36 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 5/23/2014 3:29 PM, jps wrote:
Of course, it's in Floriduh...

A Florida firefighter is under arrest after an attempt at a drunken
hook-up ended with her shooting at a man who was trying to leave her
apartment because, as he put it, ” things were getting weird,”
according to News10.

Janeen McKenzie, a 46-year-old firefighter employed by Pompano Beach
Fire Rescue, was arrested after sheriffs deputies arrived at the scene
finding her standing over and pointing a gun at Anthony Santos as he
knelt in the street.

According to Santos, he met McKenzie at a bar and agreed to drive her
home in her car because she was too intoxicated to drive. Santos
arranged for a friend to follow in another car, but changed plans
after discovering that McKenzie’s home was within walking distance of
his apartment.

After arriving at McKenzie’s home she invited Santos in for a drink,
pouring a glass of wine for both of them. Santos said he took a sip of
his then set it aside as they went into her bedroom and began kissing.

According to Santos, McKenzie pressed her body against him and took
his hands, placing them around her neck, indicating that she found
being choked arousing.

Telling deputies that he then attempted to leave because “things were
getting weird,” Santos followed McKenzie into the kitchen where she
poured herself another glass of wine. When he advised her that she had
had enough, her demeanor changed and she had Santos open a drawer to
observe that she had a handgun. Santos then began to exit the
apartment.

Gun in hand, McKenzie caught up with Santos just outside her door and,
while flailing her arms around, the gun went off just missing his
face.

As Santos tried to walk way, McKenzie shot the asphalt by his feet
several times, demanding that he kneel down on the ground. Santos
complied, telling authorities that he thought, “Oh my God. I’m going
to die over something so ****ing dumb.” McKenzie then fired once more
into the asphalt just as police arrived.

Police ordered McKenzie to drop her weapon and took her into custody.

She told police that she didn’t remember much of what had happened,
but that Santos had been “choking the **** out of her on the bed” and
she was afraid.

Observing no bruising or marks on her neck, and smelling alcohol on
her, officers arrested McKenzie on a charge of aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon.

Santos was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated from facial
bleeding as the result of bullet fragments.



Sorta dumpster diving for your gun control stories, huh?


Seems dumpsters are an excellent place to find "legal" gun owners.


Careful, in your diving you might find Krause - a legal gun owning lying tax cheat.


I see you're having a hard time following the arc of the conversation.
It happens when the brain starts to lose elasticity.

Poquito Loco May 23rd 14 10:14 PM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
On Fri, 23 May 2014 14:01:33 -0700, jps wrote:

On Fri, 23 May 2014 16:53:01 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

On Fri, 23 May 2014 12:55:06 -0700, jps wrote:

On Fri, 23 May 2014 15:33:36 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 5/23/2014 3:29 PM, jps wrote:
Of course, it's in Floriduh...

A Florida firefighter is under arrest after an attempt at a drunken
hook-up ended with her shooting at a man who was trying to leave her
apartment because, as he put it, ” things were getting weird,”
according to News10.

Janeen McKenzie, a 46-year-old firefighter employed by Pompano Beach
Fire Rescue, was arrested after sheriffs deputies arrived at the scene
finding her standing over and pointing a gun at Anthony Santos as he
knelt in the street.

According to Santos, he met McKenzie at a bar and agreed to drive her
home in her car because she was too intoxicated to drive. Santos
arranged for a friend to follow in another car, but changed plans
after discovering that McKenzie’s home was within walking distance of
his apartment.

After arriving at McKenzie’s home she invited Santos in for a drink,
pouring a glass of wine for both of them. Santos said he took a sip of
his then set it aside as they went into her bedroom and began kissing.

According to Santos, McKenzie pressed her body against him and took
his hands, placing them around her neck, indicating that she found
being choked arousing.

Telling deputies that he then attempted to leave because “things were
getting weird,” Santos followed McKenzie into the kitchen where she
poured herself another glass of wine. When he advised her that she had
had enough, her demeanor changed and she had Santos open a drawer to
observe that she had a handgun. Santos then began to exit the
apartment.

Gun in hand, McKenzie caught up with Santos just outside her door and,
while flailing her arms around, the gun went off just missing his
face.

As Santos tried to walk way, McKenzie shot the asphalt by his feet
several times, demanding that he kneel down on the ground. Santos
complied, telling authorities that he thought, “Oh my God. I’m going
to die over something so ****ing dumb.” McKenzie then fired once more
into the asphalt just as police arrived.

Police ordered McKenzie to drop her weapon and took her into custody.

She told police that she didn’t remember much of what had happened,
but that Santos had been “choking the **** out of her on the bed” and
she was afraid.

Observing no bruising or marks on her neck, and smelling alcohol on
her, officers arrested McKenzie on a charge of aggravated battery with
a deadly weapon.

Santos was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated from facial
bleeding as the result of bullet fragments.



Sorta dumpster diving for your gun control stories, huh?

Seems dumpsters are an excellent place to find "legal" gun owners.


Careful, in your diving you might find Krause - a legal gun owning lying tax cheat.


I see you're having a hard time following the arc of the conversation.
It happens when the brain starts to lose elasticity.


The arc has you in a dumpster. Find any more cute stories?

KC May 24th 14 02:33 PM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
On 5/23/2014 3:29 PM, jps wrote:
Of course, it's in Floriduh...


You are like a child..


Earl[_93_] May 25th 14 03:23 AM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
Wayne.B wrote:
On Fri, 23 May 2014 16:53:01 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

Sorta dumpster diving for your gun control stories, huh?
Seems dumpsters are an excellent place to find "legal" gun owners.

Careful, in your diving you might find Krause - a legal gun owning lying tax cheat.

===

But you must admit that he's very good at what he does. :-)

Odd that he skipped this thread......


KC May 25th 14 03:31 AM

Wow, things are getting really weird
 
On 5/24/2014 10:23 PM, Earl wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Fri, 23 May 2014 16:53:01 -0400, Poquito Loco
wrote:

Sorta dumpster diving for your gun control stories, huh?
Seems dumpsters are an excellent place to find "legal" gun owners.
Careful, in your diving you might find Krause - a legal gun owning
lying tax cheat.

===

But you must admit that he's very good at what he does. :-)

Odd that he skipped this thread......


No shame, but you know that. What do you really expect from him after 15
years+ of exactly the same behavior?


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