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F*O*A*D April 20th 14 01:21 PM

Happy Easter!
 
Happy Easter for those who celebrate it!

Always remember that Jesus was a radical nonviolent revolutionary who
hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks, who wasn’t American and
never spoke English, who was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty,
anti-public prayer, but who was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion
or birth control, never called the poor lazy, never justified torture,
never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes, never asked a
leper for a co-pay, and was a long-haired, brown-skinned homeless
community organizing anti-slut-shaming Middle Eastern Jew.

In other words, the exact opposite of every right-wing poster in rec. boats.


H*a*r*r*o*l*d April 20th 14 02:07 PM

Happy Easter!
 
On 4/20/2014 8:21 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
Happy Easter for those who celebrate it!


Thanks. And wish the same to your wife.

F*O*A*D April 20th 14 04:57 PM

Happy Easter!
 
On 4/20/14, 11:48 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 20 Apr 2014 08:21:31 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

Happy Easter for those who celebrate it!

Always remember that Jesus was a radical nonviolent revolutionary who
hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks, who wasn’t American and
never spoke English, who was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty,
anti-public prayer, but who was never anti-gay, never mentioned abortion
or birth control, never called the poor lazy, never justified torture,
never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes, never asked a
leper for a co-pay, and was a long-haired, brown-skinned homeless
community organizing anti-slut-shaming Middle Eastern Jew.



You have to remember it was the government that killed him.


You think it was because he never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest
Nazarenes?

Interesting dude. Too bad so many who claim to believe in him engage in
practices so contrary to what he allegedly taught.

H*a*r*r*o*l*d April 20th 14 05:09 PM

Happy Easter!
 
On 4/20/2014 11:57 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 4/20/14, 11:48 AM, wrote:
On Sun, 20 Apr 2014 08:21:31 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

Happy Easter for those who celebrate it!


Will you be spending the day alone today?
I'll pray for you, if I think of it.


F*O*A*D April 20th 14 10:11 PM

Happy Easter!
 
On 4/20/14, 12:57 PM, wrote:
On Sun, 20 Apr 2014 11:57:31 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 4/20/14, 11:48 AM,
wrote:

You have to remember it was the government that killed him.


You think it was because he never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest
Nazarenes?

Interesting dude. Too bad so many who claim to believe in him engage in
practices so contrary to what he allegedly taught.


Jesus did not really have a problem with taxes. He said his people
should "Render unto Caesar". The issue was that he threatened their
political power. Then there was a problem with the old school Jews
that he was being billed as the son of God and that ****ed them off.
Take your pick.


You might want to view some posts with the humor with which they were
intended.

My suspicion is that the Jews of that era and since did and do not
believe Jesus fulfilled the important conditions and prophecies laid out
in their bible and therefore was not *the* messiah. One of these is that
the messiah must be a member of the tribe of Judah and a traceable
descendant of Kings David and Solomon. There was and is no proof Jesus
had these connections and ancestors and in fact the King James bible
(Matthew 1:18) says:

Now the birth of Jesus Christ was
on this wise: When as his mother
Mary was espoused to Joseph, before
they came together, she was found
with child of the Holy Ghost.

Jewish lineage traces from the father's side. Since Christians don't
claim such lineage for Jesus, one can assume that particular "condition"
in the Jewish bible was not met, and therefore, for this reason alone
(and there are many others) Jesus is not the messiah.

But the mileage of your faith may vary. :)


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