Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

....for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 09:52:25 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Well, unlike you, I have a motorcycle. Boots serve a couple very functional purposes - they protect
ankles during asphalt slides and they help keep feet dry while riding in the rain.

Any motorcyclist would know that.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/2014 10:12 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 09:52:25 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Well, unlike you, I have a motorcycle. Boots serve a couple very functional purposes - they protect
ankles during asphalt slides and they help keep feet dry while riding in the rain.

Any motorcyclist would know that.


Oh my God John... you bought clothes!! What a jerk!!

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/14, 10:12 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 09:52:25 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Well, unlike you, I have a motorcycle. Boots serve a couple very functional purposes - they protect
ankles during asphalt slides and they help keep feet dry while riding in the rain.

Any motorcyclist would know that.


Oh, I have several pair of boots I can use on my motorcycle. One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 10:12 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 09:52:25 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Well, unlike you, I have a motorcycle. Boots serve a couple very functional purposes - they protect
ankles during asphalt slides and they help keep feet dry while riding in the rain.

Any motorcyclist would know that.


Oh, I have several pair of boots I can use on my motorcycle. One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

Gosh, guns, boots, bullets...all you need now is a motorcycle you can ride.

'Smoke some rubber tire'...did you find that on YouTube?

LMAO!

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/14, 12:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 10:12 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 09:52:25 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Well, unlike you, I have a motorcycle. Boots serve a couple very functional purposes - they protect
ankles during asphalt slides and they help keep feet dry while riding in the rain.

Any motorcyclist would know that.


Oh, I have several pair of boots I can use on my motorcycle. One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

Gosh, guns, boots, bullets...all you need now is a motorcycle you can ride.

'Smoke some rubber tire'...did you find that on YouTube?

LMAO!


I actually was in your 'hood yesterday. I held my nose as I drove by the
street that leads to your house.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 12:08:54 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 12:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 10:12 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 09:52:25 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Well, unlike you, I have a motorcycle. Boots serve a couple very functional purposes - they protect
ankles during asphalt slides and they help keep feet dry while riding in the rain.

Any motorcyclist would know that.


Oh, I have several pair of boots I can use on my motorcycle. One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

Gosh, guns, boots, bullets...all you need now is a motorcycle you can ride.

'Smoke some rubber tire'...did you find that on YouTube?

LMAO!


I actually was in your 'hood yesterday. I held my nose as I drove by the
street that leads to your house.

It's those hoards of MS-13 folks running around here.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/14, 1:08 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 12:08:54 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 12:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 10:12 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 09:52:25 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Well, unlike you, I have a motorcycle. Boots serve a couple very functional purposes - they protect
ankles during asphalt slides and they help keep feet dry while riding in the rain.

Any motorcyclist would know that.


Oh, I have several pair of boots I can use on my motorcycle. One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

Gosh, guns, boots, bullets...all you need now is a motorcycle you can ride.

'Smoke some rubber tire'...did you find that on YouTube?

LMAO!


I actually was in your 'hood yesterday. I held my nose as I drove by the
street that leads to your house.

It's those hoards of MS-13 folks running around here.


Looks like Springfield Mall is being rebuilt on one side. Are they
building "safe rooms"?

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/2014 8:52 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 2/27/14, 9:50 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.

I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call
or do anything about sending
them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.

So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big.
Yesterday I called them, knowing
they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and
instead of laughing the lady
said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a
shipping label for the old boots.
Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new
boots tomorrow."

Unreal!


Gosh, guns, golfclubs, boots, bullets...all you need now is a donkey you
can ride.

Are you volunteering?

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

===

We could sell tickets to that event. I want the movie rights.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 14:00:53 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

===

We could sell tickets to that event. I want the movie rights.

First he'd have to buy a motorcycle that could 'smoke some rubber tire'.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/2014 1:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 14:00:53 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

===

We could sell tickets to that event. I want the movie rights.

First he'd have to buy a motorcycle that could 'smoke some rubber tire'.

His salesman told him he was buying a bad ass motorbike capable of all
sorts of wondrous things.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/14, 4:07 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 13:44:30 -0600, HanK wrote:

On 2/27/2014 1:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 14:00:53 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

===

We could sell tickets to that event. I want the movie rights.

First he'd have to buy a motorcycle that could 'smoke some rubber tire'.

His salesman told him he was buying a bad ass motorbike capable of all
sorts of wondrous things.


http://www.motorcycle.com/gallery/sp...-2/default.jpg


Is that a Vespa?

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:07:14 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 13:44:30 -0600, HanK wrote:

On 2/27/2014 1:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 14:00:53 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

===

We could sell tickets to that event. I want the movie rights.

First he'd have to buy a motorcycle that could 'smoke some rubber tire'.

His salesman told him he was buying a bad ass motorbike capable of all
sorts of wondrous things.


http://www.motorcycle.com/gallery/sp...-2/default.jpg

I didn't know Ducati made one of those. Cute little bugger, but a bit small for FOAD.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/2014 4:13 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:07:14 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 13:44:30 -0600, HanK wrote:

On 2/27/2014 1:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 14:00:53 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand Your
Ground and shoot me.

===

We could sell tickets to that event. I want the movie rights.

First he'd have to buy a motorcycle that could 'smoke some rubber tire'.

His salesman told him he was buying a bad ass motorbike capable of all
sorts of wondrous things.


http://www.motorcycle.com/gallery/sp...-2/default.jpg

I didn't know Ducati made one of those. Cute little bugger, but a bit small for FOAD.


Wonder where he would carry the 02 tank...

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On 2/27/14, 4:47 PM, KC wrote:
On 2/27/2014 4:13 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 16:07:14 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 13:44:30 -0600, HanK wrote:

On 2/27/2014 1:06 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 14:00:53 -0500, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 11:28:26 -0500, F*O*A*D wrote:

One of
these days I'll drive over to your house and smoke some rubber
tire on
your driveway. Oh wait, you'd probably think you'd have to Stand
Your
Ground and shoot me.

===

We could sell tickets to that event. I want the movie rights.

First he'd have to buy a motorcycle that could 'smoke some rubber
tire'.

His salesman told him he was buying a bad ass motorbike capable of all
sorts of wondrous things.


http://www.motorcycle.com/gallery/sp...-2/default.jpg

I didn't know Ducati made one of those. Cute little bugger, but a bit
small for FOAD.


Wonder where he would carry the 02 tank...


How's your kid with the motorcycle riding back injury doing?

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:50:52 AM UTC-6, John H. wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.



I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending

them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.



So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing

they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady

said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.

Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."



Unreal!

That's class service, John. It's 'extra-mile service' that keeps their customers coming back to them.

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 21:15:50 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:50:52 AM UTC-6, John H. wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.



I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending

them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.



So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing

they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady

said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.

Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."



Unreal!

That's class service, John. It's 'extra-mile service' that keeps their customers coming back to them.

The new ones got here last night about 7:30, but they arrived as she said, "Tomorrow." I couldn't
believe they overnighted the replacements to me. Oh, and these fit!

Zappos - my new favorite store...
 

On Fri, 28 Feb 2014 11:54:12 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 28 Feb 2014 07:33:40 -0500, Poco Loco
wrote:

On Thu, 27 Feb 2014 21:15:50 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:50:52 AM UTC-6, John H. wrote:
...for boots, belts, etc.



I'd bought a pair of boots. They were too big, but before I could call or do anything about sending

them back, my wife threw away the boxes they came in.



So now I thought I'm stuck with these boots that are way too big. Yesterday I called them, knowing

they're going to laugh in my face. I explained my predicament, and instead of laughing the lady

said, "No problem, John, we'll fix you right up. I'll email you a shipping label for the old boots.

Box 'em up and give 'em to the UPS guy who will be delivering your new boots tomorrow."



Unreal!

That's class service, John. It's 'extra-mile service' that keeps their customers coming back to them.

The new ones got here last night about 7:30, but they arrived as she said, "Tomorrow." I couldn't
believe they overnighted the replacements to me. Oh, and these fit!


My wife buys most of her shoes from Zappos and she sends lots of them
back for one reason or another. They are OK with it since she always
ends up buying something.
The easiest way to return them is to request the USPS option and go to
USPS.com to request a pickup. The mail lady picks them up from my
front porch the next day.

I have started getting my Sperry AOs there too. I end up wearing out a
couple pairs a year but that is pretty much all I wear.
I have never sent any back tho, since I always buy the same thing, in
the same size. The only variable is color.


Zappos sent me a label which I taped on the return box. When UPS delivered the new boots, they
picked up the returning pair. Worked great.