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Hank February 14th 14 02:00 PM

Boating question
 
Call to a men's helpline


HELP LINE: " Hello my name is Bob how can I help you?"


Caller:

" Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer,

the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay
awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse,

then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was
at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack

in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"




Poco Loco February 14th 14 02:56 PM

Boating question
 
On Fri, 14 Feb 2014 09:00:59 -0500, HanK wrote:

Call to a men's helpline


HELP LINE: " Hello my name is Bob how can I help you?"


Caller:

" Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer,

the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay
awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse,

then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was
at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack

in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"


Superglue for the crack?


Tim February 14th 14 06:11 PM

Boating question
 
On Friday, February 14, 2014 9:50:57 AM UTC-6, wrote:
On Fri, 14 Feb 2014 09:56:33 -0500, Poco Loco

wrote:



On Fri, 14 Feb 2014 09:00:59 -0500, HanK wrote:




Call to a men's helpline






HELP LINE: " Hello my name is Bob how can I help you?"






Caller:




" Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.




I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.


The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer,




the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay


awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.




Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.


When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse,




then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was


at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack




in the outboard engine mounting bracket.




Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"






Superglue for the crack?




If you did both of them all of your problems are solved


LOL!


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