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jps January 14th 14 10:00 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
Naturally, I want to shoot them.

But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.

But then I'm not from Florida.

F.O.A.D. January 14th 14 10:08 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
On 1/14/14, 5:00 PM, jps wrote:
Naturally, I want to shoot them.

But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.

But then I'm not from Florida.



I saw that. The retired cop's lawyer will bring up the Stand Your Ground
issue as a defense, as in "We exchanged strong language, he threw a bag
of popcorn at me, I felt threatened, so, naturally, I shot him."

Bets?



BAR[_2_] January 14th 14 11:28 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
In article , says...

Naturally, I want to shoot them.

But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.

But then I'm not from Florida.


Blame the training they give to policemen who only know how to respond with overwhelming
force.

KC January 14th 14 11:35 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
On 1/14/2014 6:28 PM, BAR wrote:
In article , says...

Naturally, I want to shoot them.

But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.

But then I'm not from Florida.


Blame the training they give to policemen who only know how to respond with overwhelming
force.


The shooter in Fla is a retired cop...

True North[_2_] January 15th 14 03:32 AM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
On Tuesday, 14 January 2014 19:35:19 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/14/2014 6:28 PM, BAR wrote:

In article , says...




Naturally, I want to shoot them.




But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.




But then I'm not from Florida.




Blame the training they give to policemen who only know how to respond with overwhelming


force.






The shooter in Fla is a retired cop...



Oh.. you mean like the "retired cops" you insisted would be perfect for patrolling elementary school halls.

Poco Loco January 15th 14 12:36 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
On Tue, 14 Jan 2014 14:00:06 -0800, jps wrote:

Naturally, I want to shoot them.

But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.

But then I'm not from Florida.


Just think, if you'd been in Chicago, you may be shot for facing the wrong way on a city street.

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Poco Loco January 15th 14 12:37 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
On Tue, 14 Jan 2014 19:32:43 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Tuesday, 14 January 2014 19:35:19 UTC-4, KC wrote:
On 1/14/2014 6:28 PM, BAR wrote:

In article , says...




Naturally, I want to shoot them.




But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.




But then I'm not from Florida.




Blame the training they give to policemen who only know how to respond with overwhelming


force.






The shooter in Fla is a retired cop...



Oh.. you mean like the "retired cops" you insisted would be perfect for patrolling elementary school halls.


No, Don. That is not what he meant. In fact, that was not a very smart observation.
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Hope you're having a spectacular day!


Poco Loco January 15th 14 12:48 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
On Tue, 14 Jan 2014 14:00:06 -0800, jps wrote:

Naturally, I want to shoot them.

But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.

But then I'm not from Florida.


Speaking of facing the wrong way:

http://tinyurl.com/pzothj8

"Police say Rogers was standing outside a food mart in the 7100 block of South Vincennes Avenue in
the Englewood neighborhood around 8:20 p.m. Tuesday when someone walked up and shot him in the
head."
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Hope you're having a spectacular day!


F.O.A.D. January 15th 14 12:55 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
On 1/15/14, 7:48 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Tue, 14 Jan 2014 14:00:06 -0800, jps wrote:

Naturally, I want to shoot them.

But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.

But then I'm not from Florida.


Speaking of facing the wrong way:

http://tinyurl.com/pzothj8

"Police say Rogers was standing outside a food mart in the 7100 block of South Vincennes Avenue in
the Englewood neighborhood around 8:20 p.m. Tuesday when someone walked up and shot him in the
head."
--

Hope you're having a spectacular day!



I think it is great you are posting tidbits about shootings in America,
but you really aren't doing it properly. It would be a terrific public
service if you would list here every day *all* the shootings in America.

Poco Loco January 15th 14 01:09 PM

When someone throws a bag of popcorn at me
 
On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 07:55:28 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 1/15/14, 7:48 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Tue, 14 Jan 2014 14:00:06 -0800, jps wrote:

Naturally, I want to shoot them.

But then I think that'd ruin everyone's lives in the general vicinity.

But then I'm not from Florida.


Speaking of facing the wrong way:

http://tinyurl.com/pzothj8

"Police say Rogers was standing outside a food mart in the 7100 block of South Vincennes Avenue in
the Englewood neighborhood around 8:20 p.m. Tuesday when someone walked up and shot him in the
head."
--

Hope you're having a spectacular day!



I think it is great you are posting tidbits about shootings in America,
but you really aren't doing it properly. It would be a terrific public
service if you would list here every day *all* the shootings in America.


There are some here who feel it necessary to regurgitate complete news articles under the assumption
that no one else can read. I don't feel that necessity.

Here's a link to help you track Chicago. I'm sure you can find links for the other homicide centers
in the country.

http://homicides.redeyechicago.com/

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Hope you're having a spectacular day!



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