I love the stupid states.
 

SC woman charged with stabbing husband with a ceramic squirrel


Helen Ann Williams, 44, of North Charleston, S.C., was charged Christmas
Day with domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature.
By M. Alex Johnson, Staff Writer, NBC News

A South Carolina woman was held on a domestic abuse charge for allegedly
stabbing her common-law husband with a decorative ceramic squirrel when
he came home late on Christmas Eve without any beer.

The woman, Helen Ann Williams, 44, of an address on Clifton Street in
North Charleston, was in the Charleston County jail on $10,000 cash
bond, jail records showed Friday. She faces a hearing in Charleston
County Circuit Court in April on a felony charge of domestic violence of
a high and aggravated nature.

According to the police report, Williams' 41-year-old husband set out to
buy some beer late Tuesday night, but he returned home empty-handed
because the stores were closed.

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Well, of course. No beer. She seems the perfect future mate for, well,
who else…George Zimmerman.
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