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Earl[_92_] December 18th 13 01:02 AM

Love at first sight
 
F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 12/17/13, 5:51 PM, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over
that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does
something regrettable.


He's never going to get through airport security. Oh wait, he drives
everywhere.

Ladies gun? A pocket pistol. Good chance he'd shoot himself in the
cojones, if he had any.

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off
the federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something
like that.


"Or something like that." Really?

John H.[_5_] December 18th 13 02:05 AM

Love at first sight
 
On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 14:51:13 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.


Hey Squirt, you cute lil' thing you,

I'll bet that little bit of courageous talk will get you a pat on the butt!! Such a display of
manliness - no wonder the FOAD guy likes your ears so much! They've probably got hair growing out of
'em, right?

Oh Spurt Blossom, you are such a joy to have around. Still setting the 'lead to follow', right?

So, what'll it be for ya - Sharia or Mexican?? Pull your head out just long enough to grow some
balls and answer the question. OK?

Bye Squirt!!

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!



John H.[_5_] December 18th 13 02:07 AM

Love at first sight
 
On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 17:56:49 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 12/17/13, 5:51 PM, True North wrote:
JohnnyMop just bought one new ladies gun and he's still drooling over that while eying another he wants for Christmas.
He even fantasizes about buying one for his wife.
She should have him committed for a 30 day observation before he does something regrettable.


He's never going to get through airport security. Oh wait, he drives
everywhere.

Ladies gun? A pocket pistol. Good chance he'd shoot himself in the
cojones, if he had any.

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off the
federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something like
that.


Oh, WOW!! Squirty! You win again! Gosh, it must feel great when the Eat****anDie guy starts patting
your butt, eh? You gotta be lovin' it!

Congratulations on a job well done, Squirty Poo! You be the man's...uh...toy.

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!



John H.[_5_] December 18th 13 02:15 AM

Love at first sight
 
On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 19:49:10 -0500, Earl wrote:

John H. wrote:
...well almost. Went to the shooting range this afternoon and rented a Sig Sauer P226, That is
another fine shooting pistol. Much nicer trigger than the S&W M&P guns. I'm putting this on my
Christmas list. Hell, who knows, maybe 'jps' will send me a check. After all, every gun in my house
is one less gun on the streets killing folks.

http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProdu...stainless.aspx

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!



That's a nice gun. This is on my shopping list:

http://www.berettausa.com/products/b...x-made-in-usa/

An old-school 92!


The Beretta 92 is what my son-in-law is carrying in Afghanistan. That's what the holster, etc, I got
for him was made for. That's a nice looking gun, but I don't know much about Berettas. I know they
won the Army contract over Sig Sauer, but I've been told it had to do with cost and the siting of
missiles in Italy. Not sure if I was given the straight skinny, but there you go.

I've got an opportunity (military retired) to get that Sig 226 for about $400 off the MSRP, which is
not a bad deal. Ii'm still kicking it around. I sure enjoyed shooting the thing today. The place I
use up here rented me the gun for $10 for an hour, as long as I bought the ammunition there. They
will not allow the firing of any ammo other than their own through their guns. Fair deal. For about
$27 I got to shoot 50 rounds through the P226. Next time I go down there, I'll ask about a rental
for the Beretta 92.

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!



Wayne.B December 18th 13 08:54 PM

Love at first sight
 
On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 17:56:49 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

Johnnymop must have enough firearms by now to think he can hold off the
federal officers he must believe are coming for him. Or something like
that.


===

They're coming for you Harry, something about unpaid taxes and
fraudulent conveyance.

Earl[_92_] December 19th 13 01:48 AM

Love at first sight
 
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 19:49:10 -0500, Earl wrote:

John H. wrote:
...well almost. Went to the shooting range this afternoon and rented a Sig Sauer P226, That is
another fine shooting pistol. Much nicer trigger than the S&W M&P guns. I'm putting this on my
Christmas list. Hell, who knows, maybe 'jps' will send me a check. After all, every gun in my house
is one less gun on the streets killing folks.

http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProdu...stainless.aspx

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!


That's a nice gun. This is on my shopping list:

http://www.berettausa.com/products/b...x-made-in-usa/

An old-school 92!

The Beretta 92 is what my son-in-law is carrying in Afghanistan. That's what the holster, etc, I got
for him was made for. That's a nice looking gun, but I don't know much about Berettas. I know they
won the Army contract over Sig Sauer, but I've been told it had to do with cost and the siting of
missiles in Italy. Not sure if I was given the straight skinny, but there you go.

I've got an opportunity (military retired) to get that Sig 226 for about $400 off the MSRP, which is
not a bad deal. Ii'm still kicking it around. I sure enjoyed shooting the thing today. The place I
use up here rented me the gun for $10 for an hour, as long as I bought the ammunition there. They
will not allow the firing of any ammo other than their own through their guns. Fair deal. For about
$27 I got to shoot 50 rounds through the P226. Next time I go down there, I'll ask about a rental
for the Beretta 92.

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!


Two different firearms, John. The Sig is great. I have just over
twenty guns and this is a classic I'm adding to my collection. I
realize stainless isn't as authentic but I like my guns to look as new
as possible and stainless is much more forgiving than a blued finish.

John H.[_5_] December 19th 13 01:59 AM

Love at first sight
 
On Wed, 18 Dec 2013 20:48:13 -0500, Earl wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 19:49:10 -0500, Earl wrote:

John H. wrote:
...well almost. Went to the shooting range this afternoon and rented a Sig Sauer P226, That is
another fine shooting pistol. Much nicer trigger than the S&W M&P guns. I'm putting this on my
Christmas list. Hell, who knows, maybe 'jps' will send me a check. After all, every gun in my house
is one less gun on the streets killing folks.

http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProdu...stainless.aspx

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!


That's a nice gun. This is on my shopping list:

http://www.berettausa.com/products/b...x-made-in-usa/

An old-school 92!

The Beretta 92 is what my son-in-law is carrying in Afghanistan. That's what the holster, etc, I got
for him was made for. That's a nice looking gun, but I don't know much about Berettas. I know they
won the Army contract over Sig Sauer, but I've been told it had to do with cost and the siting of
missiles in Italy. Not sure if I was given the straight skinny, but there you go.

I've got an opportunity (military retired) to get that Sig 226 for about $400 off the MSRP, which is
not a bad deal. Ii'm still kicking it around. I sure enjoyed shooting the thing today. The place I
use up here rented me the gun for $10 for an hour, as long as I bought the ammunition there. They
will not allow the firing of any ammo other than their own through their guns. Fair deal. For about
$27 I got to shoot 50 rounds through the P226. Next time I go down there, I'll ask about a rental
for the Beretta 92.

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!


Two different firearms, John. The Sig is great. I have just over
twenty guns and this is a classic I'm adding to my collection. I
realize stainless isn't as authentic but I like my guns to look as new
as possible and stainless is much more forgiving than a blued finish.


That's one of the things I like about that Sig, above. Stainless guns are usually pretty nice
looking guns. I've not been back since I wrote the above, so I've not been able to check on the
Beretta 92 rentals. I'll bet they've got some, because they get a lot of military guys in there
shooting.

Just over twenty, huh? I'll have to tell my wife so she won't think I'm going overboard!

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!



John H.[_5_] December 19th 13 02:06 AM

Love at first sight
 
On Wed, 18 Dec 2013 20:59:42 -0500, John H. wrote:

On Wed, 18 Dec 2013 20:48:13 -0500, Earl wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 19:49:10 -0500, Earl wrote:

John H. wrote:
...well almost. Went to the shooting range this afternoon and rented a Sig Sauer P226, That is
another fine shooting pistol. Much nicer trigger than the S&W M&P guns. I'm putting this on my
Christmas list. Hell, who knows, maybe 'jps' will send me a check. After all, every gun in my house
is one less gun on the streets killing folks.

http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProdu...stainless.aspx

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!


That's a nice gun. This is on my shopping list:

http://www.berettausa.com/products/b...x-made-in-usa/

An old-school 92!
The Beretta 92 is what my son-in-law is carrying in Afghanistan. That's what the holster, etc, I got
for him was made for. That's a nice looking gun, but I don't know much about Berettas. I know they
won the Army contract over Sig Sauer, but I've been told it had to do with cost and the siting of
missiles in Italy. Not sure if I was given the straight skinny, but there you go.

I've got an opportunity (military retired) to get that Sig 226 for about $400 off the MSRP, which is
not a bad deal. Ii'm still kicking it around. I sure enjoyed shooting the thing today. The place I
use up here rented me the gun for $10 for an hour, as long as I bought the ammunition there. They
will not allow the firing of any ammo other than their own through their guns. Fair deal. For about
$27 I got to shoot 50 rounds through the P226. Next time I go down there, I'll ask about a rental
for the Beretta 92.

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!


Two different firearms, John. The Sig is great. I have just over
twenty guns and this is a classic I'm adding to my collection. I
realize stainless isn't as authentic but I like my guns to look as new
as possible and stainless is much more forgiving than a blued finish.


That's one of the things I like about that Sig, above. Stainless guns are usually pretty nice
looking guns. I've not been back since I wrote the above, so I've not been able to check on the
Beretta 92 rentals. I'll bet they've got some, because they get a lot of military guys in there
shooting.

Just over twenty, huh? I'll have to tell my wife so she won't think I'm going overboard!

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!


BTW, Buds Guns has a little better deal than the site you posted:

http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/i...ndguns/Beretta

In the price column, it says 'Price on Request', but I've found if you select two or three to
compare, you'll be able to see the price. That price was the same I've gotten when I've requested a
price.


John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!



True North[_2_] December 19th 13 03:21 AM

Love at first sight
 
On Wednesday, 18 December 2013 21:59:42 UTC-4, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 18 Dec 2013 20:48:13 -0500, Earl wrote:



John H. wrote:


On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 19:49:10 -0500, Earl wrote:




John H. wrote:


...well almost. Went to the shooting range this afternoon and rented a Sig Sauer P226, That is


another fine shooting pistol. Much nicer trigger than the S&W M&P guns. I'm putting this on my


Christmas list. Hell, who knows, maybe 'jps' will send me a check. After all, every gun in my house


is one less gun on the streets killing folks.




http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProdu...stainless.aspx




John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!






That's a nice gun. This is on my shopping list:




http://www.berettausa.com/products/b...x-made-in-usa/




An old-school 92!


The Beretta 92 is what my son-in-law is carrying in Afghanistan. That's what the holster, etc, I got


for him was made for. That's a nice looking gun, but I don't know much about Berettas. I know they


won the Army contract over Sig Sauer, but I've been told it had to do with cost and the siting of


missiles in Italy. Not sure if I was given the straight skinny, but there you go.




I've got an opportunity (military retired) to get that Sig 226 for about $400 off the MSRP, which is


not a bad deal. Ii'm still kicking it around. I sure enjoyed shooting the thing today. The place I


use up here rented me the gun for $10 for an hour, as long as I bought the ammunition there. They


will not allow the firing of any ammo other than their own through their guns. Fair deal. For about


$27 I got to shoot 50 rounds through the P226. Next time I go down there, I'll ask about a rental


for the Beretta 92.




John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!






Two different firearms, John. The Sig is great. I have just over


twenty guns and this is a classic I'm adding to my collection. I


realize stainless isn't as authentic but I like my guns to look as new


as possible and stainless is much more forgiving than a blued finish.




That's one of the things I like about that Sig, above. Stainless guns are usually pretty nice

looking guns. I've not been back since I wrote the above, so I've not been able to check on the

Beretta 92 rentals. I'll bet they've got some, because they get a lot of military guys in there

shooting.



Just over twenty, huh? I'll have to tell my wife so she won't think I'm going overboard!



John H. -- Hope you're NOT having a great day!



So, y'all want to compare yourself to a jackass like Kruger?
What's next... comparing yourself to Dickson?
Y'all should really set your sights a bit higher.

John H.[_5_] December 19th 13 05:31 PM

Love at first sight
 
On Wed, 18 Dec 2013 19:21:55 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Wednesday, 18 December 2013 21:59:42 UTC-4, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 18 Dec 2013 20:48:13 -0500, Earl wrote:



John H. wrote:


On Tue, 17 Dec 2013 19:49:10 -0500, Earl wrote:




John H. wrote:


...well almost. Went to the shooting range this afternoon and rented a Sig Sauer P226, That is


another fine shooting pistol. Much nicer trigger than the S&W M&P guns. I'm putting this on my


Christmas list. Hell, who knows, maybe 'jps' will send me a check. After all, every gun in my house


is one less gun on the streets killing folks.




http://www.sigsauer.com/CatalogProdu...stainless.aspx




John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!






That's a nice gun. This is on my shopping list:




http://www.berettausa.com/products/b...x-made-in-usa/




An old-school 92!


The Beretta 92 is what my son-in-law is carrying in Afghanistan. That's what the holster, etc, I got


for him was made for. That's a nice looking gun, but I don't know much about Berettas. I know they


won the Army contract over Sig Sauer, but I've been told it had to do with cost and the siting of


missiles in Italy. Not sure if I was given the straight skinny, but there you go.




I've got an opportunity (military retired) to get that Sig 226 for about $400 off the MSRP, which is


not a bad deal. Ii'm still kicking it around. I sure enjoyed shooting the thing today. The place I


use up here rented me the gun for $10 for an hour, as long as I bought the ammunition there. They


will not allow the firing of any ammo other than their own through their guns. Fair deal. For about


$27 I got to shoot 50 rounds through the P226. Next time I go down there, I'll ask about a rental


for the Beretta 92.




John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!






Two different firearms, John. The Sig is great. I have just over


twenty guns and this is a classic I'm adding to my collection. I


realize stainless isn't as authentic but I like my guns to look as new


as possible and stainless is much more forgiving than a blued finish.




That's one of the things I like about that Sig, above. Stainless guns are usually pretty nice

looking guns. I've not been back since I wrote the above, so I've not been able to check on the

Beretta 92 rentals. I'll bet they've got some, because they get a lot of military guys in there

shooting.



Just over twenty, huh? I'll have to tell my wife so she won't think I'm going overboard!



John H. -- Hope you're NOT having a great day!



So, y'all want to compare yourself to a jackass like Kruger?
What's next... comparing yourself to Dickson?
Y'all should really set your sights a bit higher.


Why Hello there, ya lil' Squirt Blossom!

I have to say, right off the bat, that it's wonderful that I'm *able* to set my sights higher! I can
see, for example, that that would be an important topic for you, given where your sights are kept!
Does this view get old, ever? http://tinyurl.com/oh2pmn3

And, by the way, did ESAFOAD show you his picture, taken when he was at WalMart?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/image...ead-up-ass.jpg Everyone was wanting to know who the
guy in back was!

As to a 'comparison', I'm not sure what you mean. But, I have absolutely no problem with Dan. Why
should a comparison bother me? Trust me, Dan has got it all over you and your butt buddy!

So, when are you going to tell us what you did as workabee for the government up there? I see you're
an expert on johnny mops, so I assume you spent a lot of time on your knees in front of a toilet
bowl? True?

OMG! I almost forgot! I rode out to LLBean's today and saw this on display:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1500_.jpg It reminded me of my lil' Squirt
Blossom! I'll bet you have two or three of these already, right? I'll bet, if you waggle your ears a
bit, your butt buddy, FOESAD, will put one under your tree!

And, you never did tell us about your Christmas tree! You didn't deny having one, so ESAFOAD is
probably ****ed at you for celebrating Christmas. Oh ****....oh no...not that.

Gotta go, Spurt...****....Squirt!


John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!




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