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F.O.A.D. September 9th 13 02:50 PM

NFL Fans "Wowed" by Halftime Show
 
ARLINGTON, TX—Marking the Cowboys’ season opener against the Giants in
traditional fashion, Dallas fans were reportedly treated to a thrilling
halftime show Sunday night that featured the execution of a Texas state
prisoner.
“That was the best halftime show I’ve seen in years—there was this
awesome light show with Toby Keith’s ‘American Ride’ playing over the
sound system while a priest administered the last rites,” said
46-year-old Cowboys fan Alan Kierstead, adding that he especially
enjoyed when Cowboys cheerleaders formed the shape of a skull around the
stage and performed an elaborate dance routine before the convicted
felon was injected with a lethal dose of pentobarbital. “My favorite
part was when he finally went limp and all those fireworks shot up from
the top of the stadium. I just wish I were one of those lucky people on
the field who got to watch it close-up.”
Delighted fans also told reporters that the halftime execution was far
better than any other such event at Texas Stadium, noting that the view
of the inmate’s last breath was much better on the venue’s
state-of-the-art 72-foot-tall LED jumbotron.

[email protected] September 9th 13 07:51 PM

NFL Fans "Wowed" by Halftime Show
 
On Monday, September 9, 2013 9:50:33 AM UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:


NO ONE CARES, TROLL.....**** OFF


F.O.A.D. September 9th 13 07:54 PM

NFL Fans "Wowed" by Halftime Show
 
On 9/9/13 2:34 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 09 Sep 2013 09:50:33 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

ARLINGTON, TX—Marking the Cowboys’ season opener against the Giants in
traditional fashion, Dallas fans were reportedly treated to a thrilling
halftime show Sunday night that featured the execution of a Texas state
prisoner.
“That was the best halftime show I’ve seen in years—there was this
awesome light show with Toby Keith’s ‘American Ride’ playing over the
sound system while a priest administered the last rites,†said
46-year-old Cowboys fan Alan Kierstead, adding that he especially
enjoyed when Cowboys cheerleaders formed the shape of a skull around the
stage and performed an elaborate dance routine before the convicted
felon was injected with a lethal dose of pentobarbital. “My favorite
part was when he finally went limp and all those fireworks shot up from
the top of the stadium. I just wish I were one of those lucky people on
the field who got to watch it close-up.â€
Delighted fans also told reporters that the halftime execution was far
better than any other such event at Texas Stadium, noting that the view
of the inmate’s last breath was much better on the venue’s
state-of-the-art 72-foot-tall LED jumbotron.


Major Hasan? Sorry I missed it.



Nah, just some schlump Texas picked up off the street and while his
lawyer was sleeping during the trial, convicted of murder. Like the
honeybadger, Texas don't care.

jps September 9th 13 08:50 PM

NFL Fans "Wowed" by Halftime Show
 
On Mon, 09 Sep 2013 09:50:33 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

ARLINGTON, TX—Marking the Cowboys’ season opener against the Giants in
traditional fashion, Dallas fans were reportedly treated to a thrilling
halftime show Sunday night that featured the execution of a Texas state
prisoner.
“That was the best halftime show I’ve seen in years—there was this
awesome light show with Toby Keith’s ‘American Ride’ playing over the
sound system while a priest administered the last rites,” said
46-year-old Cowboys fan Alan Kierstead, adding that he especially
enjoyed when Cowboys cheerleaders formed the shape of a skull around the
stage and performed an elaborate dance routine before the convicted
felon was injected with a lethal dose of pentobarbital. “My favorite
part was when he finally went limp and all those fireworks shot up from
the top of the stadium. I just wish I were one of those lucky people on
the field who got to watch it close-up.”
Delighted fans also told reporters that the halftime execution was far
better than any other such event at Texas Stadium, noting that the view
of the inmate’s last breath was much better on the venue’s
state-of-the-art 72-foot-tall LED jumbotron.


Louie Gohmert and Ted Cruz were seen cheering from the sidelines.

BAR[_2_] September 10th 13 03:36 AM

NFL Fans "Wowed" by Halftime Show
 
In article , says...

On Mon, 09 Sep 2013 09:50:33 -0400, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

ARLINGTON, TX?Marking the Cowboys? season opener against the Giants in
traditional fashion, Dallas fans were reportedly treated to a thrilling
halftime show Sunday night that featured the execution of a Texas state
prisoner.
?That was the best halftime show I?ve seen in years?there was this
awesome light show with Toby Keith?s ?American Ride? playing over the
sound system while a priest administered the last rites,? said
46-year-old Cowboys fan Alan Kierstead, adding that he especially
enjoyed when Cowboys cheerleaders formed the shape of a skull around the
stage and performed an elaborate dance routine before the convicted
felon was injected with a lethal dose of pentobarbital. ?My favorite
part was when he finally went limp and all those fireworks shot up from
the top of the stadium. I just wish I were one of those lucky people on
the field who got to watch it close-up.?
Delighted fans also told reporters that the halftime execution was far
better than any other such event at Texas Stadium, noting that the view
of the inmate?s last breath was much better on the venue?s
state-of-the-art 72-foot-tall LED jumbotron.


Louie Gohmert and Ted Cruz were seen cheering from the sidelines.


Kill them all and let God sort them out.

Tim September 10th 13 04:07 AM

NFL Fans "Wowed" by Halftime Show
 
On Monday, September 9, 2013 8:50:33 AM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:
ARLINGTON, TX—Marking the Cowboys’ season opener against the Giants in

traditional fashion, Dallas fans were reportedly treated to a thrilling

halftime show Sunday night that featured the execution of a Texas state

prisoner.



Harry? Do you get your news from The Onion now?


http://www.theonion.com/articles/dal...tion-of,33782/

F.O.A.D. September 10th 13 12:42 PM

NFL Fans "Wowed" by Halftime Show
 
On 9/9/13 11:07 PM, Tim wrote:
On Monday, September 9, 2013 8:50:33 AM UTC-5, F.O.A.D. wrote:
ARLINGTON, TX—Marking the Cowboys’ season opener against the Giants in

traditional fashion, Dallas fans were reportedly treated to a thrilling

halftime show Sunday night that featured the execution of a Texas state

prisoner.



Harry? Do you get your news from The Onion now?


http://www.theonion.com/articles/dal...tion-of,33782/


No, just some satire.


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