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John H[_2_] September 6th 13 02:23 PM

Yo Bert!
 
Shot an 84 day before yesterday at Greendale. That gave me a nice big head as it's the best I've
ever shot there. It didn't hurt that it was with the Seniors group, so I may have won $10. Yippee.

But, golf being the way it is, I went to Forest Greens yesterday and shot a 101. Now my hats fit
again.

Bowling....that's what I need to be doing!

John (Gun Nut) H.
--

Hope you're having a great day!

True North[_2_] September 6th 13 04:03 PM

Yo Bert!
 
On Friday, 6 September 2013 10:23:43 UTC-3, John H wrote:
Shot an 84 day before yesterday at Greendale. That gave me a nice big head as it's the best I've

ever shot there. It didn't hurt that it was with the Seniors group, so I may have won $10. Yippee.



But, golf being the way it is, I went to Forest Greens yesterday and shot a 101. Now my hats fit

again.



Bowling....that's what I need to be doing!



John (Gun Nut) H.

--


Bowling would be a natural progression for you.
Try to find some candlepin lanes where a bit of skill is needed... not those oversized pins and balls y'all favour in most of the states.

skin a cat September 6th 13 04:13 PM

Yo Bert!
 
On 9/6/2013 11:03 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 6 September 2013 10:23:43 UTC-3, John H wrote:
Shot an 84 day before yesterday at Greendale. That gave me a nice big head as it's the best I've

ever shot there. It didn't hurt that it was with the Seniors group, so I may have won $10. Yippee.



But, golf being the way it is, I went to Forest Greens yesterday and shot a 101. Now my hats fit

again.



Bowling....that's what I need to be doing!



John (Gun Nut) H.

--


Bowling would be a natural progression for you.
Try to find some candlepin lanes where a bit of skill is needed... not those oversized pins and balls y'all favour in most of the states.


Hey you piece of ****.. why not raid your momma's purse and take my
bet... Your house against mine, if I can't provide the doctors reports
and prove Jess was completely incapacitated over the last week.... and
crippled up for weeks and months before that?

iBoaterer[_3_] September 6th 13 04:23 PM

Yo Bert!
 
In article ,
says...

On 9/6/2013 11:03 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 6 September 2013 10:23:43 UTC-3, John H wrote:
Shot an 84 day before yesterday at Greendale. That gave me a nice big head as it's the best I've

ever shot there. It didn't hurt that it was with the Seniors group, so I may have won $10. Yippee.



But, golf being the way it is, I went to Forest Greens yesterday and shot a 101. Now my hats fit

again.



Bowling....that's what I need to be doing!



John (Gun Nut) H.

--


Bowling would be a natural progression for you.
Try to find some candlepin lanes where a bit of skill is needed... not those oversized pins and balls y'all favour in most of the states.


Hey you piece of ****.. why not raid your momma's purse and take my
bet... Your house against mine, if I can't provide the doctors reports
and prove Jess was completely incapacitated over the last week.... and
crippled up for weeks and months before that?


But you also have to prove that she took lessons from a pro while she
was in all of that pain, big shot! If you did force her to ride with a
pro while she was "crippled up" and "incapacitated", you are lower than
I thought and I didn't know that was possible.

John H[_2_] September 6th 13 04:31 PM

Yo Bert!
 
On Friday, September 6, 2013 11:03:49 AM UTC-4, True North wrote:
On Friday, 6 September 2013 10:23:43 UTC-3, John H wrote:

Shot an 84 day before yesterday at Greendale. That gave me a nice big head as it's the best I've




ever shot there. It didn't hurt that it was with the Seniors group, so I may have won $10. Yippee.








But, golf being the way it is, I went to Forest Greens yesterday and shot a 101. Now my hats fit




again.








Bowling....that's what I need to be doing!








John (Gun Nut) H.




--




Bowling would be a natural progression for you.

Try to find some candlepin lanes where a bit of skill is needed... not those oversized pins and balls y'all favour in most of the states.


Thanks, Donnie. Your view is appreciated. Actually, I was being facetious. I can't bowl because of a hand problem.

John H[_2_] September 6th 13 05:31 PM

Yo Bert!
 
On Fri, 06 Sep 2013 11:42:33 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 6 Sep 2013 08:31:36 -0700 (PDT), John H
wrote:

Thanks, Donnie. Your view is appreciated. Actually, I was being facetious. I can't bowl because of a hand problem.


Kevin will post a link to "Kingpin" and tell you a bad hand didn't
stop champion bowler Roy Munson (not understanding it was just a
movie)
.


Can't wait.

If I spent a *lot* of money on a specially ground ball (to adapt to a crooked finger), then I could
bow. Using a regular ball my hand is in so much pain after about the third ball toss (or whatever)
that I can't keep the ball out of the gutter.

John (Gun Nut) H.
--

Hope you're having a great day!

iBoaterer[_3_] September 6th 13 05:48 PM

Yo Bert!
 
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 6 Sep 2013 08:31:36 -0700 (PDT), John H
wrote:

Thanks, Donnie. Your view is appreciated. Actually, I was being facetious. I can't bowl because of a hand problem.


Kevin will post a link to "Kingpin" and tell you a bad hand didn't
stop champion bowler Roy Munson (not understanding it was just a
movie)
.


That's YOU! YOU claim that if you saw it in a video, it MUST be true.

F.O.A.D. September 6th 13 06:34 PM

Yo Bert!
 
On 9/6/13 11:03 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 6 September 2013 10:23:43 UTC-3, John H wrote:
Shot an 84 day before yesterday at Greendale. That gave me a nice big head as it's the best I've

ever shot there. It didn't hurt that it was with the Seniors group, so I may have won $10. Yippee.



But, golf being the way it is, I went to Forest Greens yesterday and shot a 101. Now my hats fit

again.



Bowling....that's what I need to be doing!



John (Gun Nut) H.

--


Bowling would be a natural progression for you.
Try to find some candlepin lanes where a bit of skill is needed... not those oversized pins and balls y'all favour in most of the states.



Ohhh...candlepins...toughest form of bowling.

iBoaterer[_3_] September 6th 13 06:35 PM

Yo Bert!
 
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 6 Sep 2013 12:48:25 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Fri, 6 Sep 2013 08:31:36 -0700 (PDT), John H
wrote:

Thanks, Donnie. Your view is appreciated. Actually, I was being facetious. I can't bowl because of a hand problem.

Kevin will post a link to "Kingpin" and tell you a bad hand didn't
stop champion bowler Roy Munson (not understanding it was just a
movie)
.


That's YOU! YOU claim that if you saw it in a video, it MUST be true.


Tell me about the pyramid again


Using YOUR take on videos, it had to have disappeared!

True North[_2_] September 6th 13 08:22 PM

Yo Bert!
 
If you can't hold one of your oversized balls with the fingerholes, then my advice about candlepin bowling makes even more sense.


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