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On Tue, 27 Aug 2013 14:43:40 -0400, wrote:

On Tue, 27 Aug 2013 13:12:18 -0400, John H
wrote:

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold
of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's
bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of
the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and
out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)

'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To
Pick Up Chicks'

John (Gun Nut) H.

When I heard the story it was a Porsche.

"When you're hung like a Porsche you don't need a Harley?"

John (Gun Nut) H.

"shut up with the immature crap".

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