I'm waiting for those marauding gangs of gays to ring doorbells in my
neighborhood and say, "Hi...we're from the local Gay Folks Society. Have
you found gaydom yet? We have a special service to convert non-gays every Sunday at 11 am."
Oh, wait, gays don't do that.
The lgbt sect has already demanded preferential contract treatment from the
government. Under the women and disenfranchised minorities action.