rec.boats right wingers explained
 

Everyone's got that one weird relative, but a tiny creature thought to
be mankind's earliest ancestor might just be the weirdest of them all.

Swedish scientists have announced new findings on the so-called
"paradox worm," or Xenoturbella bocki. The simple-bodied organism has
no brain, no sex organs and no vital organs, yet new evidence makes a
compelling case that it might be the "progenitor of mankind,"
according to a written statement from Sweden's University of
Gothenburg.

During research, it was found the worms were drawn to the voice of
Sean Hannity and blonde announcers on the Fox News channel, while
other, more evolved simple-bodied organisms were repulsed by these
same voices.