Hey, now you can rent your suicide
 

No reason to own a gun if you want to commit suicide. Now you can
save the expense and rent a gun to dispatch yourself!


"Police are investigating after a 50-year-old man committed suicide
during a gun-safety class at a Bellevue shooting range.

Seattlepi.com reports that Brian J. Parry shot himself in the head
with a pistol Sunday during a class a West Coast Armory, a gun range
and dealer with outlets in Bellevue and Issaquah. More than a dozen
people, including children, reportedly were present.

The King County Medical Examiner’s Office earlier this week ruled
Parry’s death a suicide. Bellevue police spokeswoman Carla Iafrate
says the investigation into his death is ongoing.

According to West Coast’s website, the gun range offered an
entry-level handgun course the day of the shooting. Participants paid
$75 for three hours of instruction meant to teach students how to load
and use pistols and revolvers"


Good thing the rest of the class got to see it. Now they can be
prepared with the proper procedure if they should ever want to take
their own lives.