Serves the bastards right
 

NEW YORK (AP) — Hostess is moving ahead with plans to sell its
Twinkies and other snack cakes after nobody stepped forward to top an
offer made by two investment firms.

The bankrupt company had earlier picked a $410 million joint offer
from Metropoulos & Co. and Apollo Global Management as the "stalking
horse" bid to set the floor for an auction. Others were then given a
chance to submit competing bids and Hostess CEO Greg Rayburn had
predicted the process would be "wild and wooly."

But in a document filed in U.S. bankruptcy court on Monday, Hostess
Brands said no other qualified offers were submitted by the bid
deadline. No auction will be held as a result for the cakes, which
include CupCakes, Ding Dongs and Ho Hos.

A spokesman for Hostess said the company had no comment on the lack of
competing bids. A representative for Apollo, whose investments include
the fast-food chains Carl's Jr. and Hardee's, declined to comment on
when Hostess cakes might return to shelves. A representative for
Metropoulos, which owns Pabst beer, did not immediately respond to a
request for comment.

Hostess had also canceled an auction for its Wonder and other major
bread brands after no competing offers were made. Those breads are
being sold to Flowers Foods, which is based in Thomasville, Ga., and
makes Tastykakes and Nature's Own bread. The final sales of the breads
and Hostess snack cakes are set to be approved in Bankruptcy Court on
March 19.

McKee Foods, which makes Little Debbie snack cakes, was picked as the
lead bidder for Drake's cakes, which include Devil Dogs, Funny Bones
and Yodels. The deadline to submit competing offers for the snack
cakes is Tuesday, with an auction set for Friday.

Hostess stopped making its cakes and breads in late November after it
announced it was going out of business and closing its plants
following years of financial struggles.


Thought they were going to clean up with an auction. Sorry, dickheads.

Serves the bastards right
 

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:03:11 -0400, wrote:

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:15:49 -0700, jps wrote:


NEW YORK (AP) — Hostess is moving ahead with plans to sell its
Twinkies and other snack cakes after nobody stepped forward to top an
offer made by two investment firms.

The bankrupt company had earlier picked a $410 million joint offer
from Metropoulos & Co. and Apollo Global Management as the "stalking
horse" bid to set the floor for an auction. Others were then given a
chance to submit competing bids and Hostess CEO Greg Rayburn had
predicted the process would be "wild and wooly."

But in a document filed in U.S. bankruptcy court on Monday, Hostess
Brands said no other qualified offers were submitted by the bid
deadline. No auction will be held as a result for the cakes, which
include CupCakes, Ding Dongs and Ho Hos.

A spokesman for Hostess said the company had no comment on the lack of
competing bids. A representative for Apollo, whose investments include
the fast-food chains Carl's Jr. and Hardee's, declined to comment on
when Hostess cakes might return to shelves. A representative for
Metropoulos, which owns Pabst beer, did not immediately respond to a
request for comment.

Hostess had also canceled an auction for its Wonder and other major
bread brands after no competing offers were made. Those breads are
being sold to Flowers Foods, which is based in Thomasville, Ga., and
makes Tastykakes and Nature's Own bread. The final sales of the breads
and Hostess snack cakes are set to be approved in Bankruptcy Court on
March 19.

McKee Foods, which makes Little Debbie snack cakes, was picked as the
lead bidder for Drake's cakes, which include Devil Dogs, Funny Bones
and Yodels. The deadline to submit competing offers for the snack
cakes is Tuesday, with an auction set for Friday.

Hostess stopped making its cakes and breads in late November after it
announced it was going out of business and closing its plants
following years of financial struggles.


Thought they were going to clean up with an auction. Sorry, dickheads.

I was amazed they lasted as long as they did. In the days of granola
bars and soy milk, who eats Ding Dongs?

Yeah well sure. What the **** is wrong with ding dongs???

Serves the bastards right
 

"Urin Asshole" wrote in message
...

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:49:40 -0400, BAR wrote:


Don't know who eats the Ding Dongs but I eat Ho! Ho!s.


Right on!

---------------------------------

I am gonna report both of you to Mayor Bloomberg.

Serves the bastards right
 

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:49:40 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:15:49 -0700, jps wrote:


NEW YORK (AP) ? Hostess is moving ahead with plans to sell its
Twinkies and other snack cakes after nobody stepped forward to top an
offer made by two investment firms.

The bankrupt company had earlier picked a $410 million joint offer
from Metropoulos & Co. and Apollo Global Management as the "stalking
horse" bid to set the floor for an auction. Others were then given a
chance to submit competing bids and Hostess CEO Greg Rayburn had
predicted the process would be "wild and wooly."

But in a document filed in U.S. bankruptcy court on Monday, Hostess
Brands said no other qualified offers were submitted by the bid
deadline. No auction will be held as a result for the cakes, which
include CupCakes, Ding Dongs and Ho Hos.

A spokesman for Hostess said the company had no comment on the lack of
competing bids. A representative for Apollo, whose investments include
the fast-food chains Carl's Jr. and Hardee's, declined to comment on
when Hostess cakes might return to shelves. A representative for
Metropoulos, which owns Pabst beer, did not immediately respond to a
request for comment.

Hostess had also canceled an auction for its Wonder and other major
bread brands after no competing offers were made. Those breads are
being sold to Flowers Foods, which is based in Thomasville, Ga., and
makes Tastykakes and Nature's Own bread. The final sales of the breads
and Hostess snack cakes are set to be approved in Bankruptcy Court on
March 19.

McKee Foods, which makes Little Debbie snack cakes, was picked as the
lead bidder for Drake's cakes, which include Devil Dogs, Funny Bones
and Yodels. The deadline to submit competing offers for the snack
cakes is Tuesday, with an auction set for Friday.

Hostess stopped making its cakes and breads in late November after it
announced it was going out of business and closing its plants
following years of financial struggles.


Thought they were going to clean up with an auction. Sorry, dickheads.

I was amazed they lasted as long as they did. In the days of granola
bars and soy milk, who eats Ding Dongs?

Don't know who eats the Ding Dongs but I eat Ho! Ho!s.

So did Eliot Spitzer.

Serves the bastards right
 

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:49:40 -0400, BAR wrote:

I was amazed they lasted as long as they did. In the days of granola
bars and soy milk, who eats Ding Dongs?

Don't know who eats the Ding Dongs but I eat Ho! Ho!s.

=====

Be careful with those Ho! Ho!s - you don't know where they've been
prior. :-)

Serves the bastards right
 

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:49:36 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:



"Urin Asshole" wrote in message
.. .

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:49:40 -0400, BAR wrote:


Don't know who eats the Ding Dongs but I eat Ho! Ho!s.


Right on!

---------------------------------

I am gonna report both of you to Mayor Bloomberg.

Heh... got the law on my side now.

Serves the bastards right
 

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:23:34 -0700, jps wrote:

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:49:40 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:15:49 -0700, jps wrote:


NEW YORK (AP) ? Hostess is moving ahead with plans to sell its
Twinkies and other snack cakes after nobody stepped forward to top an
offer made by two investment firms.

The bankrupt company had earlier picked a $410 million joint offer
from Metropoulos & Co. and Apollo Global Management as the "stalking
horse" bid to set the floor for an auction. Others were then given a
chance to submit competing bids and Hostess CEO Greg Rayburn had
predicted the process would be "wild and wooly."

But in a document filed in U.S. bankruptcy court on Monday, Hostess
Brands said no other qualified offers were submitted by the bid
deadline. No auction will be held as a result for the cakes, which
include CupCakes, Ding Dongs and Ho Hos.

A spokesman for Hostess said the company had no comment on the lack of
competing bids. A representative for Apollo, whose investments include
the fast-food chains Carl's Jr. and Hardee's, declined to comment on
when Hostess cakes might return to shelves. A representative for
Metropoulos, which owns Pabst beer, did not immediately respond to a
request for comment.

Hostess had also canceled an auction for its Wonder and other major
bread brands after no competing offers were made. Those breads are
being sold to Flowers Foods, which is based in Thomasville, Ga., and
makes Tastykakes and Nature's Own bread. The final sales of the breads
and Hostess snack cakes are set to be approved in Bankruptcy Court on
March 19.

McKee Foods, which makes Little Debbie snack cakes, was picked as the
lead bidder for Drake's cakes, which include Devil Dogs, Funny Bones
and Yodels. The deadline to submit competing offers for the snack
cakes is Tuesday, with an auction set for Friday.

Hostess stopped making its cakes and breads in late November after it
announced it was going out of business and closing its plants
following years of financial struggles.


Thought they were going to clean up with an auction. Sorry, dickheads.

I was amazed they lasted as long as they did. In the days of granola
bars and soy milk, who eats Ding Dongs?

Don't know who eats the Ding Dongs but I eat Ho! Ho!s.

So did Eliot Spitzer.

****. That's funny.

Serves the bastards right
 

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:51:19 -0400, Wayne B
wrote:

On Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:49:40 -0400, BAR wrote:

I was amazed they lasted as long as they did. In the days of granola
bars and soy milk, who eats Ding Dongs?

Don't know who eats the Ding Dongs but I eat Ho! Ho!s.

=====

Be careful with those Ho! Ho!s - you don't know where they've been
prior. :-)

Tip.. don't pick them up on the street.