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jps March 6th 13 07:30 PM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 

Ah, Oklahoma. Another of Merica's assholes.


According to Oklahoma City’s KFOR, police in Ada arrested Christie
Dawn Harris at the Dairy Lou Drive Inn on drug charges, and soon
discovered why she kept repeating that she needed to go to the
bathroom.

The female officer searching Harris noticed “something strange.”

“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from
inside her body,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told
KFOR.

A police property report described the item as a “gun located in
suspect vagina.”

The report said that the weapon was “loaded with three live rounds and
one spent shell.”

“It was a five shot,” Ross explained. “It was loaded and as she turned
around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies
wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”

“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded
firearm,” he added. “If it goes off it’s only going one place.”

Both the revolver and the baggies full of methamphetamine were removed
from the woman’s body.


Need a picture?

http://wreg.com/2013/03/06/graphic-w...private-parts/

iBoaterer[_2_] March 6th 13 08:57 PM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 
In article ,
says...

Ah, Oklahoma. Another of Merica's assholes.


According to Oklahoma City?s KFOR, police in Ada arrested Christie
Dawn Harris at the Dairy Lou Drive Inn on drug charges, and soon
discovered why she kept repeating that she needed to go to the
bathroom.

The female officer searching Harris noticed ?something strange.?

?The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from
inside her body,? Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told
KFOR.

A police property report described the item as a ?gun located in
suspect vagina.?

The report said that the weapon was ?loaded with three live rounds and
one spent shell.?

?It was a five shot,? Ross explained. ?It was loaded and as she turned
around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies
wedged in the crack of her buttocks.?

?It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded
firearm,? he added. ?If it goes off it?s only going one place.?

Both the revolver and the baggies full of methamphetamine were removed
from the woman?s body.


Need a picture?

http://wreg.com/2013/03/06/graphic-w...private-parts/

The NRA's position that guns are great and there needs to be more just
keeps getting better and better.

http://tinyurl.com/bc48lpm

Brings gun to school, then shoots accidently shoots herself with it!!!!
Oh, and it gets better, seems the high school girl also had a warrant
for her arrest, then they also find out, guess what, the gun is
stolen....

jps March 7th 13 01:06 AM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 
On Wed, 6 Mar 2013 15:57:45 -0500, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...

Ah, Oklahoma. Another of Merica's assholes.


According to Oklahoma City?s KFOR, police in Ada arrested Christie
Dawn Harris at the Dairy Lou Drive Inn on drug charges, and soon
discovered why she kept repeating that she needed to go to the
bathroom.

The female officer searching Harris noticed ?something strange.?

?The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from
inside her body,? Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told
KFOR.

A police property report described the item as a ?gun located in
suspect vagina.?

The report said that the weapon was ?loaded with three live rounds and
one spent shell.?

?It was a five shot,? Ross explained. ?It was loaded and as she turned
around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies
wedged in the crack of her buttocks.?

?It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded
firearm,? he added. ?If it goes off it?s only going one place.?

Both the revolver and the baggies full of methamphetamine were removed
from the woman?s body.


Need a picture?

http://wreg.com/2013/03/06/graphic-w...private-parts/


The NRA's position that guns are great and there needs to be more just
keeps getting better and better.

http://tinyurl.com/bc48lpm

Brings gun to school, then shoots accidently shoots herself with it!!!!
Oh, and it gets better, seems the high school girl also had a warrant
for her arrest, then they also find out, guess what, the gun is
stolen....


Yup. Came from a perfectly legal gun owner.

Urin Asshole March 7th 13 02:53 AM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 
On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:30:20 -0500, J Herring
wrote:

On Wed, 06 Mar 2013 11:30:22 -0800, jps wrote:


Ah, Oklahoma. Another of Merica's assholes.


According to Oklahoma City’s KFOR, police in Ada arrested Christie
Dawn Harris at the Dairy Lou Drive Inn on drug charges, and soon
discovered why she kept repeating that she needed to go to the
bathroom.

The female officer searching Harris noticed “something strange.”

“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from
inside her body,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told
KFOR.

A police property report described the item as a “gun located in
suspect vagina.”

The report said that the weapon was “loaded with three live rounds and
one spent shell.”

“It was a five shot,” Ross explained. “It was loaded and as she turned
around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies
wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”

“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded
firearm,” he added. “If it goes off it’s only going one place.”

Both the revolver and the baggies full of methamphetamine were removed
from the woman’s body.


Need a picture?

http://wreg.com/2013/03/06/graphic-w...private-parts/


But the dead in Chicago, Detroit, Flint, etc., etc. are meaningless to you.


Salmonbait


Who the **** said that dickwad?

F.O.A.D. March 7th 13 02:19 PM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 
On 3/7/13 9:14 AM, J Herring wrote:


Nope, not a thing. I got sick of 13-14 year-olds who wouldn't work, caused trouble, and had parents
who didn't give a ****.


Salmonbait
--


I'm sure the teenagers you were supposed to teach were even more sick of
you, a holier-than-thou white racist teacher who put them and their
families down at every opportunity.


True North[_2_] March 7th 13 03:51 PM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 
On Thursday, 7 March 2013 11:48:30 UTC-4, John H wrote:
snip..

My wife was never in a union - of any kind, except our marriage.

Salmonbait


Guess I got you mixed up with another poster.
Someone's wife was a rep for the teacher's union...and no, it wasn't Harry's.

F.O.A.D. March 7th 13 04:01 PM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 
On 3/7/13 10:51 AM, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 7 March 2013 11:48:30 UTC-4, John H wrote:
snip..

My wife was never in a union - of any kind, except our marriage.

Salmonbait


Guess I got you mixed up with another poster.
Someone's wife was a rep for the teacher's union...and no, it wasn't Harry's.


*I* was a teachers' union staff member and among other activities, had
the honor and privilege of helping teachers in several cities strike for
better wages, hours and working conditions in a state where such work
actions were illegal.

Meyer[_2_] March 7th 13 05:09 PM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 
On 3/7/2013 10:51 AM, True North wrote:
On Thursday, 7 March 2013 11:48:30 UTC-4, John H wrote:
snip..

My wife was never in a union - of any kind, except our marriage.

Salmonbait


Guess I got you mixed up with another poster.
Someone's wife was a rep for the teacher's union...and no, it wasn't Harry's.


Nope. It wasn't. The woman Harry's involved with is in mid level
management at the brick stackers union headquarters in Washington D C

Urin Asshole March 7th 13 07:00 PM

Woman hiding gun in vagina
 
On Thu, 07 Mar 2013 08:39:47 -0500, J Herring
wrote:




Clearly, your teachers were worthless.

I don't think the feather was from your hat. I think it was up your
ass.


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