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Intelligence riddle
On 2/6/13 3:53 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:
No, stupid people don't take anything into consideration that doesn't fall in with their stupidity.. I presume your doctor told you that when you asked about his diagnosis of you as "terminally stupid." |
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On Wednesday, February 6, 2013 5:10:34 PM UTC-4, ESAD wrote:
On 2/6/13 3:53 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote: No, stupid people don't take anything into consideration that doesn't fall in with their stupidity.. I presume your doctor told you that when you asked about his diagnosis of you as "terminally stupid." That Snottie never fails to amuse. |
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On 2/6/2013 1:30 PM, dh@. wrote:
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On 2/4/2013 4:13 PM, dh@. wrote:
On Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:47:58 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants" wrote: On Jan 31, 10:55 am, "678.714.5764" wrote: ****wit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis company and happened to meet with the managing director. ****wit said, "I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday Marina. Your company seems to run very efficiently. What's the secret to your success?" The director replied, "You must surround yourself with intelligent people." ****wit said, "Okay, but how do I know if the people I hire are intelligent?" The director answered, "You must pose a question to them that allows them to prove their intelligence. Watch - I'll demonstrate." He pushed the button on his intercom to the cabbies' lounge and said, "Please send Derek Nash into my office." Derek appeared a moment later, and the director asked him, "Derek, your parents have a child, and it's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" Derek answered promptly, "It would be me, of course." "Very good," the director said, and Derek returned to the lounge. ****wit was impressed. "Thanks a lot for that. I'll use it when I get back to Lake Lanier." When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack serving as an office and put him to the test. "Uh...your parents have a child, and it ain't your brother and it ain't your sister. Uh, who is it?" Douchebag thought for a moment but couldn't answer. "Boss, I'll have to get back to you on that," Douchebag said as he sidled out of the shack. He asked all his pals but they couldn't answer, either. Then he thought, "Rupert's the smartest 'vegan' I know. I'll bet he knows the answer!" Douchebag looked up the University of Münster mathematics department and called it, eventually reaching Rupert. Douchebag said, "Listen, Rupert - your parents have a child, and it's not your brother and not your sister. Who is it?" Rupert quickly replied, "Why, it's me, naturally!" "Thanks, buddy, I owe you one," said Douchebag as he hung up the phone. Douchebag raced back to the shack and said, "*Goo*, I know the answer to your riddle. It's Rupert McCallum!" Disgusted, ****wit slammed down a dirty mop and shouted, "No, you stupid ****wit - it's Derek Nash!" LOL! At last you came up with something that was humorous ..........besides your self-outstupidications that is. I didn't read much of LOL!!! |
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On 2/7/2013 9:38 PM, George Plimpton wrote:
On 2/4/2013 4:13 PM, dh@. wrote: On Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:47:58 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants" wrote: When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack -- ================================================== =================== SPAMMED INTO NON-RELEVANT GROUPS / COUNTRY ================================================== =================== |
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On 2/9/2013 2:21 PM, Spamβuster wrote:
On 2/7/2013 9:38 PM, George Plimpton wrote: On 2/4/2013 4:13 PM, dh@. wrote: On Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:47:58 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants" wrote: When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack Yes. |
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On 2/10/2013 12:12 AM, ex-PFC Wintergreen wrote:
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On Feb 2, 2:04*pm, Meyer wrote:
On 2/2/2013 8:19 AM, Salmonbait wrote: On Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:57:46 -0800, Spam?uster wrote: On 1/31/2013 11:47 PM, Mr.Smartypants wrote: SPAMMED INTO NON-RELEVANT NEWSGROUPS &/or COUNTRY More of Krause's buddies? Salmonbait -- 'Name-calling'...the liberals' answer to a lost argument! You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion. Likely so. Couldnt be GUMBY...he's to ****ing stupid to know what a Vegan is..... He'll think its a Car from the 70s..... |
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