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iBoaterer[_2_] January 14th 13 05:22 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
In article ,
says...

On 1/14/13 10:36 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On 1/14/13 10:22 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On 1/14/13 10:03 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:00:43 -0500, Meyer wrote:

On 1/13/2013 6:49 PM, ESAD wrote:
On 1/13/13 6:40 PM, Canuck57 wrote:


So scared you couldn't run?

No, CrazyCanuck, I wasn't scared. In fact, I was really pleased because
I had never seen moose in the wild. There were two of them and they
weren't what you might call together. A cow moose and a bull moose. We
weren't close enough to startle them.

I don't find most animals in the wild scary.

'Cept dogs, right?

...and rabid, feral, chupacabras.

Salmonbait


Obviously, neither of you assholes (and that is the correct descriptor
for both of you) have ever encountered packs of feral dogs out in the
woods. My hope is that you do, and that the dogs bring condiments.

But you just said you're not afraid of animals in the wild because they
know you are hiking and not hunting.


A pack of feral dogs *can be* a lot scarier and more deadly than the
usual singular animals one encounters in the woods. The dogs have one
thing on their minds...dinner. Even though you read about the occasional
bear, mountain lion or even wolf attacks, most of the time these animals
do not want a human encounter, and they will stay hidden or move on out
to another location.

I've encountered all sorts of small mammals in our little part of rural
Maryland, including deer, raccoons, foxes, neighborhood dogs and cats,
ground hogs, possums, et cetera. We mostly eyeball each other and move
on. That would not be the case with a pack of feral dogs.

But, hey, it wouldn't bother me at all to read of your demise at the
jaws of a pack of such dogs. Bon appetit, doggies.


I guess you've never camped where there are bears and wolves then.



I was discussing "encountering" critters in the woods, which implies
hiking, walking, exploring. Camping implies sleeping around a fire or in
a tent, and having attractive nuisances such as food available that the
bears find interesting or found interesting at the campsites of others.

We don't camp. We go where we want to go and stay in nice hotels. There
are plenty of really beautiful venues available to those who enjoy the
outdoors but like to stay in a nice room with the conveniences of home.


You can't "encounter" a bear while camping?? Really? Yeah, you must see
a lot of wild, wild creatures in those hotels. And actually there are
not real encounters with truly wild animals at hotels and resorts. They
are tame to semi-tame, like going to a zoo. But then again, when I camp
I have to cook biscuits and eggs and ham, I don't have the breakfast
buffet to go to. Then again, I can come and go as I please, don't have
hundreds of people crammed on tourist busses to go out in the "wild" to
see the wild moose (the ones that are fed grain three times a day to
keep them around). Reminds me of the time I went to Cherokee, NC and
there were "Indian Chief" with headdresses on, etc. You an have your
cheesy tourist traps.

iBoaterer[_2_] January 14th 13 05:23 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
In article ,
says...

On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:06:56 -0500, ESAD wrote:

On 1/14/13 10:03 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:00:43 -0500, Meyer wrote:

On 1/13/2013 6:49 PM, ESAD wrote:
On 1/13/13 6:40 PM, Canuck57 wrote:


So scared you couldn't run?

No, CrazyCanuck, I wasn't scared. In fact, I was really pleased because
I had never seen moose in the wild. There were two of them and they
weren't what you might call together. A cow moose and a bull moose. We
weren't close enough to startle them.

I don't find most animals in the wild scary.

'Cept dogs, right?

...and rabid, feral, chupacabras.

Salmonbait


Obviously, neither of you assholes (and that is the correct descriptor
for both of you) have ever encountered packs of feral dogs out in the
woods. My hope is that you do, and that the dogs bring condiments.


ESAD, I grew up eating mostly squirrels, rabbits, and catfish. Hunted from the time I was 8 years
old. Got my own rifle when I was 10. Have probably spent more time in the woods than you've spent in
bed.

No. I never saw a 'pack of feral dogs' or chupacabras for that matter. I have seen coyotes and
foxes, none of which ever made a threatening gesture.

Now, why don't you stop your pretending and grow up.

Salmonbait


He goes to a resort where they feed the animals to keep them around,
then cram people on a bus to go into the wild!!

ESAD January 14th 13 05:29 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
On 1/14/13 12:22 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On 1/14/13 10:36 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On 1/14/13 10:22 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On 1/14/13 10:03 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:00:43 -0500, Meyer wrote:

On 1/13/2013 6:49 PM, ESAD wrote:
On 1/13/13 6:40 PM, Canuck57 wrote:


So scared you couldn't run?

No, CrazyCanuck, I wasn't scared. In fact, I was really pleased because
I had never seen moose in the wild. There were two of them and they
weren't what you might call together. A cow moose and a bull moose. We
weren't close enough to startle them.

I don't find most animals in the wild scary.

'Cept dogs, right?

...and rabid, feral, chupacabras.

Salmonbait


Obviously, neither of you assholes (and that is the correct descriptor
for both of you) have ever encountered packs of feral dogs out in the
woods. My hope is that you do, and that the dogs bring condiments.

But you just said you're not afraid of animals in the wild because they
know you are hiking and not hunting.


A pack of feral dogs *can be* a lot scarier and more deadly than the
usual singular animals one encounters in the woods. The dogs have one
thing on their minds...dinner. Even though you read about the occasional
bear, mountain lion or even wolf attacks, most of the time these animals
do not want a human encounter, and they will stay hidden or move on out
to another location.

I've encountered all sorts of small mammals in our little part of rural
Maryland, including deer, raccoons, foxes, neighborhood dogs and cats,
ground hogs, possums, et cetera. We mostly eyeball each other and move
on. That would not be the case with a pack of feral dogs.

But, hey, it wouldn't bother me at all to read of your demise at the
jaws of a pack of such dogs. Bon appetit, doggies.

I guess you've never camped where there are bears and wolves then.



I was discussing "encountering" critters in the woods, which implies
hiking, walking, exploring. Camping implies sleeping around a fire or in
a tent, and having attractive nuisances such as food available that the
bears find interesting or found interesting at the campsites of others.

We don't camp. We go where we want to go and stay in nice hotels. There
are plenty of really beautiful venues available to those who enjoy the
outdoors but like to stay in a nice room with the conveniences of home.


You can't "encounter" a bear while camping?? Really? Yeah, you must see
a lot of wild, wild creatures in those hotels. And actually there are
not real encounters with truly wild animals at hotels and resorts. They
are tame to semi-tame, like going to a zoo. But then again, when I camp
I have to cook biscuits and eggs and ham, I don't have the breakfast
buffet to go to. Then again, I can come and go as I please, don't have
hundreds of people crammed on tourist busses to go out in the "wild" to
see the wild moose (the ones that are fed grain three times a day to
keep them around). Reminds me of the time I went to Cherokee, NC and
there were "Indian Chief" with headdresses on, etc. You an have your
cheesy tourist traps.


D'uh. You really truly have problems with abstract thinking. Did I say
or imply you couldn't encounter bears while camping? No. Did I say you
would encounter a bear in the hotel lobby? No.

Learn how to read for comprehension.



ESAD January 14th 13 05:31 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
On 1/14/13 12:23 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:06:56 -0500, ESAD wrote:

On 1/14/13 10:03 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:00:43 -0500, Meyer wrote:

On 1/13/2013 6:49 PM, ESAD wrote:
On 1/13/13 6:40 PM, Canuck57 wrote:


So scared you couldn't run?

No, CrazyCanuck, I wasn't scared. In fact, I was really pleased because
I had never seen moose in the wild. There were two of them and they
weren't what you might call together. A cow moose and a bull moose. We
weren't close enough to startle them.

I don't find most animals in the wild scary.

'Cept dogs, right?

...and rabid, feral, chupacabras.

Salmonbait


Obviously, neither of you assholes (and that is the correct descriptor
for both of you) have ever encountered packs of feral dogs out in the
woods. My hope is that you do, and that the dogs bring condiments.


ESAD, I grew up eating mostly squirrels, rabbits, and catfish. Hunted from the time I was 8 years
old. Got my own rifle when I was 10. Have probably spent more time in the woods than you've spent in
bed.

No. I never saw a 'pack of feral dogs' or chupacabras for that matter. I have seen coyotes and
foxes, none of which ever made a threatening gesture.

Now, why don't you stop your pretending and grow up.

Salmonbait


He goes to a resort where they feed the animals to keep them around,
then cram people on a bus to go into the wild!!


Yes, I've been to zoos. Some of them are pretty cool. But that wasn't
what I referring to in this thread.

Salmonbait[_2_] January 14th 13 05:36 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:01:52 -0500, ESAD wrote:

On 1/14/13 11:59 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:06:56 -0500, ESAD wrote:

On 1/14/13 10:03 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:00:43 -0500, Meyer wrote:

On 1/13/2013 6:49 PM, ESAD wrote:
On 1/13/13 6:40 PM, Canuck57 wrote:


So scared you couldn't run?

No, CrazyCanuck, I wasn't scared. In fact, I was really pleased because
I had never seen moose in the wild. There were two of them and they
weren't what you might call together. A cow moose and a bull moose. We
weren't close enough to startle them.

I don't find most animals in the wild scary.

'Cept dogs, right?

...and rabid, feral, chupacabras.

Salmonbait


Obviously, neither of you assholes (and that is the correct descriptor
for both of you) have ever encountered packs of feral dogs out in the
woods. My hope is that you do, and that the dogs bring condiments.


ESAD, I grew up eating mostly squirrels, rabbits, and catfish. Hunted from the time I was 8 years
old. Got my own rifle when I was 10. Have probably spent more time in the woods than you've spent in
bed.

No. I never saw a 'pack of feral dogs' or chupacabras for that matter. I have seen coyotes and
foxes, none of which ever made a threatening gesture.

Now, why don't you stop your pretending and grow up.

Salmonbait


So, you are commenting on something you've never experienced, and
therefore, in your peachpit of a brain, it can't happen. Got it.

http://www.terrificpets.com/articles/102302565.asp

http://doghatersunite.com/2013/01/09...n-mexico-city/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlKffkoCLS8


Wow, with a little research, I can understand how your stories of 'feral dog packs' can be
explained:

http://tinyurl.com/c2fk3p

Salmonbait

--

**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**

True North[_2_] January 14th 13 06:01 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
On Monday, January 14, 2013 1:36:00 PM UTC-4, Salmonbait wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:01:52 -0500, ESAD wrote:



On 1/14/13 11:59 AM, Salmonbait wrote:


On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:06:56 -0500, ESAD wrote:




On 1/14/13 10:03 AM, Salmonbait wrote:


On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:00:43 -0500, Meyer wrote:




On 1/13/2013 6:49 PM, ESAD wrote:


On 1/13/13 6:40 PM, Canuck57 wrote:






So scared you couldn't run?




No, CrazyCanuck, I wasn't scared. In fact, I was really pleased because


I had never seen moose in the wild. There were two of them and they


weren't what you might call together. A cow moose and a bull moose. We


weren't close enough to startle them.




I don't find most animals in the wild scary.




'Cept dogs, right?




...and rabid, feral, chupacabras.




Salmonbait






Obviously, neither of you assholes (and that is the correct descriptor


for both of you) have ever encountered packs of feral dogs out in the


woods. My hope is that you do, and that the dogs bring condiments.




ESAD, I grew up eating mostly squirrels, rabbits, and catfish. Hunted from the time I was 8 years


old. Got my own rifle when I was 10. Have probably spent more time in the woods than you've spent in


bed.




No. I never saw a 'pack of feral dogs' or chupacabras for that matter. I have seen coyotes and


foxes, none of which ever made a threatening gesture.




Now, why don't you stop your pretending and grow up.




Salmonbait






So, you are commenting on something you've never experienced, and


therefore, in your peachpit of a brain, it can't happen. Got it.




http://www.terrificpets.com/articles/102302565.asp




http://doghatersunite.com/2013/01/09...n-mexico-city/




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlKffkoCLS8




Wow, with a little research, I can understand how your stories of 'feral dog packs' can be

explained:



http://tinyurl.com/c2fk3p



Salmonbait



--



**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government

take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**



Johnny... why would you be hanging around a site that promotes mating and dating?
Aren't you a bit beyond that at this point...and besides, what would Mrs. Herring say?

Salmonbait[_2_] January 14th 13 06:11 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:01:05 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Monday, January 14, 2013 1:36:00 PM UTC-4, Salmonbait wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:01:52 -0500, ESAD wrote:



On 1/14/13 11:59 AM, Salmonbait wrote:


On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:06:56 -0500, ESAD wrote:




On 1/14/13 10:03 AM, Salmonbait wrote:


On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:00:43 -0500, Meyer wrote:




On 1/13/2013 6:49 PM, ESAD wrote:


On 1/13/13 6:40 PM, Canuck57 wrote:






So scared you couldn't run?




No, CrazyCanuck, I wasn't scared. In fact, I was really pleased because


I had never seen moose in the wild. There were two of them and they


weren't what you might call together. A cow moose and a bull moose. We


weren't close enough to startle them.




I don't find most animals in the wild scary.




'Cept dogs, right?




...and rabid, feral, chupacabras.




Salmonbait






Obviously, neither of you assholes (and that is the correct descriptor


for both of you) have ever encountered packs of feral dogs out in the


woods. My hope is that you do, and that the dogs bring condiments.




ESAD, I grew up eating mostly squirrels, rabbits, and catfish. Hunted from the time I was 8 years


old. Got my own rifle when I was 10. Have probably spent more time in the woods than you've spent in


bed.




No. I never saw a 'pack of feral dogs' or chupacabras for that matter. I have seen coyotes and


foxes, none of which ever made a threatening gesture.




Now, why don't you stop your pretending and grow up.




Salmonbait






So, you are commenting on something you've never experienced, and


therefore, in your peachpit of a brain, it can't happen. Got it.




http://www.terrificpets.com/articles/102302565.asp




http://doghatersunite.com/2013/01/09...n-mexico-city/




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlKffkoCLS8




Wow, with a little research, I can understand how your stories of 'feral dog packs' can be

explained:



http://tinyurl.com/c2fk3p



Salmonbait



--



**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government

take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**



Johnny... why would you be hanging around a site that promotes mating and dating?
Aren't you a bit beyond that at this point...and besides, what would Mrs. Herring say?


Nothing wrong with mating and dating, Donnie, especially in the interest of research. Glad to see
you visited and agree with the conclusions drawn. They are quite applicable, no?

Salmonbait

--

**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**

iBoaterer[_2_] January 14th 13 06:24 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
In article ,
says...

On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:01:52 -0500, ESAD wrote:

On 1/14/13 11:59 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:06:56 -0500, ESAD wrote:

On 1/14/13 10:03 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:00:43 -0500, Meyer wrote:

On 1/13/2013 6:49 PM, ESAD wrote:
On 1/13/13 6:40 PM, Canuck57 wrote:


So scared you couldn't run?

No, CrazyCanuck, I wasn't scared. In fact, I was really pleased because
I had never seen moose in the wild. There were two of them and they
weren't what you might call together. A cow moose and a bull moose. We
weren't close enough to startle them.

I don't find most animals in the wild scary.

'Cept dogs, right?

...and rabid, feral, chupacabras.

Salmonbait


Obviously, neither of you assholes (and that is the correct descriptor
for both of you) have ever encountered packs of feral dogs out in the
woods. My hope is that you do, and that the dogs bring condiments.

ESAD, I grew up eating mostly squirrels, rabbits, and catfish. Hunted from the time I was 8 years
old. Got my own rifle when I was 10. Have probably spent more time in the woods than you've spent in
bed.

No. I never saw a 'pack of feral dogs' or chupacabras for that matter. I have seen coyotes and
foxes, none of which ever made a threatening gesture.

Now, why don't you stop your pretending and grow up.

Salmonbait


So, you are commenting on something you've never experienced, and
therefore, in your peachpit of a brain, it can't happen. Got it.

http://www.terrificpets.com/articles/102302565.asp

http://doghatersunite.com/2013/01/09...n-mexico-city/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlKffkoCLS8


Wow, with a little research, I can understand how your stories of 'feral dog packs' can be
explained:

http://tinyurl.com/c2fk3p

Salmonbait


Seems to hit the nail on the head!

iBoaterer[_2_] January 14th 13 07:59 PM

Sarah Palin...
 
In article ,
says...

On Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:29:41 -0500, ESAD wrote:

Did I say you
would encounter a bear in the hotel lobby? No.


I ran into this one in downtown Jackson Wyoming

http://gfretwell.com/wildlife/gregbear.jpg

Exactly!!!!


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