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Meyer[_2_] January 3rd 13 05:01 PM

Dear Abby
 
Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,
he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum
and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up
with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our
neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are
an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,
running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week
he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is
the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last
straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with
him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can
you help?
Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the
White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for
everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest
of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.
Signed, Abby

JustWait[_2_] January 3rd 13 05:34 PM

Dear Abby
 
On 1/3/2013 12:01 PM, Meyer wrote:
Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,
he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum
and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up
with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our
neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are
an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,
running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week
he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is
the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last
straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with
him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can
you help?
Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the
White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for
everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest
of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.
Signed, Abby


LOL!

[email protected] January 3rd 13 07:42 PM

Dear Abby
 
On Thursday, January 3, 2013 1:01:24 PM UTC-4, Meyer wrote:
Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge

credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,

he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum

and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up

with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our

neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are

an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,

running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week

he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is

the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last

straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with

him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can

you help?

Signed, Lost



Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the

White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for

everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest

of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.

Signed, Abby


I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.

Meyer[_2_] January 3rd 13 10:16 PM

Dear Abby
 
On 1/3/2013 2:42 PM, wrote:
On Thursday, January 3, 2013 1:01:24 PM UTC-4, Meyer wrote:
Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge

credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,

he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum

and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up

with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our

neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are

an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,

running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week

he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is

the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last

straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with

him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can

you help?

Signed, Lost



Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the

White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for

everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest

of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.

Signed, Abby


I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.


Damn, you're stupid.

*e#c January 4th 13 12:06 AM

Dear Abby
 
On Jan 3, 5:16*pm, Meyer wrote:
On 1/3/2013 2:42 PM, wrote:





On Thursday, January 3, 2013 1:01:24 PM UTC-4, Meyer wrote:
Dear Abby,


My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge


credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,


he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum


and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up


with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our


neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are


an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts,


running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week


he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is


the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last


straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with


him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can


you help?


Signed, Lost


Dear Lost,


Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the


White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for


everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest


of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.


Signed, Abby


I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.


Damn, you're stupid.


B-I-N-G-O !!!!!!!!!

Earl[_71_] January 6th 13 03:17 AM

Dear Abby
 
wrote:
I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.

You are dumb but are you reallt *that* dumb?

JustWait[_2_] January 6th 13 07:42 AM

Dear Abby
 
On 1/5/2013 10:17 PM, Earl wrote:
wrote:
I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you
mentioned Michelle.

You are dumb but are you reallt *that* dumb?


It's ok... bonnie needs someone to pick on he knows won't bother with
him. It's how cowardly punks act here...

[email protected] January 6th 13 01:55 PM

Dear Abby
 
On Saturday, January 5, 2013 11:17:15 PM UTC-4, Earl wrote:
wrote:

I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.


You are dumb but are you reallt *that* dumb?


"realit", Ditzy?

iBoaterer[_2_] January 6th 13 04:03 PM

Dear Abby
 
In article ,
says...

On Saturday, January 5, 2013 11:17:15 PM UTC-4, Earl wrote:
wrote:

I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.


You are dumb but are you reallt *that* dumb?


"realit", Ditzy?


Good catch, you must be proud.

[email protected] January 6th 13 04:16 PM

Dear Abby
 
On Sunday, January 6, 2013 12:03:53 PM UTC-4, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,

says...



On Saturday, January 5, 2013 11:17:15 PM UTC-4, Earl wrote:


wrote:



I could have sworn that you were talking about Snottie until you mentioned Michelle.




You are dumb but are you reallt *that* dumb?




"realit", Ditzy?




Good catch, you must be proud.


Been to church yet, Kevin?
You sorely need it!


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