Republican Rules…

Never ever raise taxes…unless they are payroll taxes.

Marriage is sacred…unless Newt needs another divorce.

Get off our backs…and into our uteruses.

Big government is bad…except the military part.

Defend the family…unless they are illegal immigrants.

Be civil…unless you are Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coultergeist.

Tell the truth…unless you are Mitt Romney or Sarah Palin.
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I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.