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X ` Man[_3_] July 31st 12 05:35 PM

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Open Question Posted for Response

Atheists, what are you doing to prepare for the hereafter?

Lots of people pray, fast, do pilgrimage, give to charity, atone
for sins, do penance, all in preparation for the next world.

What do you atheists do? And if nothing, aren't you going to arrive
there completely unprepared?
---
Uh, I'm not an atheist, but, asking people how they plan to
prepare for a place in which they do not believe? Priceless.






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I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.

iBoaterer[_2_] July 31st 12 06:17 PM

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In article , dump-on-
says...

Open Question Posted for Response

Atheists, what are you doing to prepare for the hereafter?

Lots of people pray, fast, do pilgrimage, give to charity, atone
for sins, do penance, all in preparation for the next world.

What do you atheists do? And if nothing, aren't you going to arrive
there completely unprepared?
---
Uh, I'm not an atheist, but, asking people how they plan to
prepare for a place in which they do not believe? Priceless.


I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!

X ` Man[_3_] July 31st 12 06:30 PM

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On 7/31/12 1:17 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

Open Question Posted for Response

Atheists, what are you doing to prepare for the hereafter?

Lots of people pray, fast, do pilgrimage, give to charity, atone
for sins, do penance, all in preparation for the next world.

What do you atheists do? And if nothing, aren't you going to arrive
there completely unprepared?
---
Uh, I'm not an atheist, but, asking people how they plan to
prepare for a place in which they do not believe? Priceless.


I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!



How are the beaches there? Is there...surf?

--
I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.

iBoaterer[_2_] July 31st 12 06:55 PM

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In article , dump-on-
says...

On 7/31/12 1:17 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

Open Question Posted for Response

Atheists, what are you doing to prepare for the hereafter?

Lots of people pray, fast, do pilgrimage, give to charity, atone
for sins, do penance, all in preparation for the next world.

What do you atheists do? And if nothing, aren't you going to arrive
there completely unprepared?
---
Uh, I'm not an atheist, but, asking people how they plan to
prepare for a place in which they do not believe? Priceless.


I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!



How are the beaches there? Is there...surf?


I thought it was in Missouri......!

Meyer[_2_] July 31st 12 07:51 PM

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On 7/31/2012 1:17 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

Open Question Posted for Response

Atheists, what are you doing to prepare for the hereafter?

Lots of people pray, fast, do pilgrimage, give to charity, atone
for sins, do penance, all in preparation for the next world.

What do you atheists do? And if nothing, aren't you going to arrive
there completely unprepared?
---
Uh, I'm not an atheist, but, asking people how they plan to
prepare for a place in which they do not believe? Priceless.


I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!

Every vote counts.

iBoaterer[_2_] July 31st 12 09:48 PM

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In article m,
says...

On 7/31/2012 1:17 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

Open Question Posted for Response

Atheists, what are you doing to prepare for the hereafter?

Lots of people pray, fast, do pilgrimage, give to charity, atone
for sins, do penance, all in preparation for the next world.

What do you atheists do? And if nothing, aren't you going to arrive
there completely unprepared?
---
Uh, I'm not an atheist, but, asking people how they plan to
prepare for a place in which they do not believe? Priceless.


I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!

Every vote counts.


To get to Golob?

Meyer[_2_] July 31st 12 09:56 PM

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On 7/31/2012 4:48 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article m,
says...

On 7/31/2012 1:17 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

Open Question Posted for Response

Atheists, what are you doing to prepare for the hereafter?

Lots of people pray, fast, do pilgrimage, give to charity, atone
for sins, do penance, all in preparation for the next world.

What do you atheists do? And if nothing, aren't you going to arrive
there completely unprepared?
---
Uh, I'm not an atheist, but, asking people how they plan to
prepare for a place in which they do not believe? Priceless.

I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!

Every vote counts.


To get to Golob?
Where is golab. Never heard of it.


iBoaterer[_2_] August 1st 12 01:08 PM

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In article m,
says...

On 7/31/2012 4:48 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article m,
says...

On 7/31/2012 1:17 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , dump-on-
says...

Open Question Posted for Response

Atheists, what are you doing to prepare for the hereafter?

Lots of people pray, fast, do pilgrimage, give to charity, atone
for sins, do penance, all in preparation for the next world.

What do you atheists do? And if nothing, aren't you going to arrive
there completely unprepared?
---
Uh, I'm not an atheist, but, asking people how they plan to
prepare for a place in which they do not believe? Priceless.

I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!

Every vote counts.


To get to Golob?
Where is golab. Never heard of it.


Oh, my I got it wrong, it's Kolob.

Meyer[_2_] August 1st 12 01:22 PM

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On 8/1/2012 8:08 AM, iBoaterer wrote:

I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!

Every vote counts.

To get to Golob?
Where is golab. Never heard of it.


Oh, my I got it wrong, it's Kolob.

Oh, I see. In that case God speed, happy trails and all that. Please do
send a postcard when you arrive.


iBoaterer[_2_] August 1st 12 02:01 PM

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In article om,
says...

On 8/1/2012 8:08 AM, iBoaterer wrote:

I think I'll vote for Romney so that I can go to Golob!

Every vote counts.

To get to Golob?
Where is golab. Never heard of it.


Oh, my I got it wrong, it's Kolob.

Oh, I see. In that case God speed, happy trails and all that. Please do
send a postcard when you arrive.


You just can't follow a thread, can you?

BAR[_2_] August 2nd 12 03:59 AM

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On Wed, 01 Aug 2012 19:55:00 -0400, X ` Man
wrote:
I'm not as "hard" on some of the more militant black leaders. Their
statements and behavior is just one of the many ugly results of how the
white man treated blacks for centuries in this country, and there is
still hatred towards blacks from whites. I understand why the black
leaders sometimes talk the way they do.

One of my long-time clients in downtown DC is in an office building
across the street from where immaculately dressed Black Muslims sell
their pies and newspapers. About 10 years ago I arranged for the client
to allow the guys into their lobby restroom, an arrangement that
continues to this day. I have a polite and respectful relationship with
these Black Muslims, and they seem perfectly decent, far more decent, in
fact, than the assholes I see at the Tea Party demonstrations downtown.


Then they came for me...


X ` Man[_3_] August 2nd 12 11:25 AM

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On 8/1/12 10:59 PM, BAR wrote:

On Wed, 01 Aug 2012 19:55:00 -0400, X ` Man
wrote:
I'm not as "hard" on some of the more militant black leaders. Their
statements and behavior is just one of the many ugly results of how the
white man treated blacks for centuries in this country, and there is
still hatred towards blacks from whites. I understand why the black
leaders sometimes talk the way they do.

One of my long-time clients in downtown DC is in an office building
across the street from where immaculately dressed Black Muslims sell
their pies and newspapers. About 10 years ago I arranged for the client
to allow the guys into their lobby restroom, an arrangement that
continues to this day. I have a polite and respectful relationship with
these Black Muslims, and they seem perfectly decent, far more decent, in
fact, than the assholes I see at the Tea Party demonstrations downtown.


Then they came for me...


Yeah, the TeaKlanners are crazy...nothing they would do would surprise me.


--
I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.

X ` Man August 2nd 12 08:11 PM

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On 8/2/12 3:08 PM, wrote:


Nobody gets a pass to be a militant, fundamentalist, ignorant,
science-denying, religious, xenophobic, dogmatic, racist asshole.



Oh yeah? Then please explain the pass shared by the majority of today's
Repubicans, who are mostly as you describe above.


--
I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.

thumper August 3rd 12 06:42 AM

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On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM, wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?


BAR[_2_] August 3rd 12 12:27 PM

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In article , lid says...

On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM,
wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?


If the liberals views on gun control were enacted it would solve our gun
deaths problem immediately.

X ` Man[_3_] August 3rd 12 12:34 PM

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On 8/3/12 7:27 AM, BAR wrote:
In article , lid says...

On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM,
wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?


If the liberals views on gun control were enacted it would solve our gun
deaths problem immediately.



Synapse problems at your age, Bertie?

--
I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.

North Star August 3rd 12 03:19 PM

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On Aug 3, 8:34*am, X ` Man dump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 8/3/12 7:27 AM, BAR wrote:

In article , says...


On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM, wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?


If the liberals views on gun control were enacted it would solve our gun
deaths problem immediately.


Synapse problems at your age, Bertie?

--
I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.


He claimed to have landed on his head more than once while attempting
to parachute out of a plane.

iBoaterer[_2_] August 3rd 12 03:42 PM

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In article 0e9004c3-6ff5-4775-a3ee-24e62748f5f0
@w14g2000vbx.googlegroups.com, says...

On Aug 3, 8:34*am, X ` Man dump-on-conservati...@anywhere-you-
can.com wrote:
On 8/3/12 7:27 AM, BAR wrote:

In article , says...


On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM, wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?


If the liberals views on gun control were enacted it would solve our gun
deaths problem immediately.


Synapse problems at your age, Bertie?

--
I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.


He claimed to have landed on his head more than once while attempting
to parachute out of a plane.


And the daily lies start....

Califbill August 3rd 12 06:13 PM

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"thumper" wrote in message ...

On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM, wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?
-------------------------
Still bias. 3x will not vote for a Mormon as those who will not vote for a
Black. Hell my Irish ancestors were discriminated against also.


X ` Man[_3_] August 3rd 12 06:21 PM

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On 8/3/12 1:13 PM, Califbill wrote:
"thumper" wrote in message ...

On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM, wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?
-------------------------
Still bias. 3x will not vote for a Mormon as those who will not vote
for a Black. Hell my Irish ancestors were discriminated against also.



Romney's religious beliefs are not relevant to me. I wouldn't vote for
him no matter what.

--
I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.

Meyer[_2_] August 3rd 12 06:28 PM

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On 8/3/2012 1:13 PM, Califbill wrote:
"thumper" wrote in message ...

On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM, wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?
-------------------------
Still bias. 3x will not vote for a Mormon as those who will not vote
for a Black. Hell my Irish ancestors were discriminated against also.

There's a gazillion more blacks than Mormans. Romney's doomed.

Earl[_36_] August 4th 12 01:41 AM

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X ` Man wrote:
On 8/3/12 1:13 PM, Califbill wrote:
"thumper" wrote in message ...

On 8/2/2012 8:42 AM, wrote:
Just because somebody did something to blacks 200+years ago does not
give modern black people ANY right to have an attitude with any modern
people. To do so would be racist. Period.


Holy ****... You think they flipped a switch and discrimination
disappeared 200 years ago?
-------------------------
Still bias. 3x will not vote for a Mormon as those who will not vote
for a Black. Hell my Irish ancestors were discriminated against also.



Romney's religious beliefs are not relevant to me. I wouldn't vote for
him no matter what.


Really?


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