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Califbill July 17th 12 06:27 PM

My poor boat
 
"North Star" wrote in message
...

On Jul 17, 12:01 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/16/2012 8:25 PM, Earl wrote:





North Star wrote:
On Jul 16, 12:45 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/15/2012 10:07 PM, Tim wrote:


On Jul 12, 9:37 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:35 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:15 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:44 am, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 7:04 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 1:33 am, "Califbill"
wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
...


On Jul 11, 11:36 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
I am sure that Renn Tolman, designer of the Tolman Skiff never
intended
his boats to be used for...........wakeboarding and I'm not
even
sure they
do such things in AK where he is from. However, my son has
gotten
interested in wakeboarding and believe it or not my 20
Standard
Tolman
Skiff with 90 hp Yamaha does fairly well as a tow craft.
So far, we have simply rigged a simple bridle from the stern
cleats but
now my son has assurred me that a "tower" will make her much
more
useful
for wakeboarding and that I could probably make such a thing
easily.
Nothing like playing on Dad's natural desire to build stuff.
So, where on a boat should the attachment point be for towing
a wake
board? How high should it be?
Such an ignominous thing for such a noble craft that I
intended to
be used
for exploring. Monday, I was excited over exploring the
"Crooked
River"
that runs into the Ocklocknee River of N. FL but the boys
looked
bored so
I gave in and we went back out of gator paradise to more open
water for
them to play.
Still, it was day on the water.
At least it sees water...think of Snotties poor rowboat.
It sits there year after year, rotting away and only used by a
family
of critters as shelter.
------------------------------------------
You just had to be asinine.
Hi Swill......yes, you might call it 'the culture' of this
newsgroup.
That might be your wish but I would like to see it return to a
robust
boating community that one could be proud to be a part of. Too
much of
Krause has rubbed off on you. That's really sad.
Maybe, and your recent aiding, abetting and encouraging of the
criminally insane is one of the biggest obstacles to your own
likes.
Now...That is really sad!
Perhaps if you (pl) would stop pummeling him we could all relax a
bit.
It's appropriate to use the all encompassing word "y-all" in this
newsgroup.
Good, that's the way people talk in my area. Also people around here
will say 'fo-wer' instead of 'four' - and 'sodie-pop' - is another
favorite.
Tomorrow i think I'll 'worsh' my tractor.
The time when Esel kept askin' me to go get him a piece of ass, I kept
lookin' at him funny, he got more and more insistant I get him a piece
of ass. This frekin' guy was like 65 and we were at a pool party in
Boaz
Alabama... Finally he said "will you just go get me a piece of ass,
frozen water ya dumb... so and so.."!!
Pimpin', were you?
Make any money at that?

You missed that one. Let me help...ASS=ICE as it was pronounced to
him. Got it now?


Later that day he kept telling me about "all"... turned out he was
talking about all the "all" being drilled for in Texas:0


What "he" are you babbling about, MiniMan?


-----------------------------------
Keep with the program. Pay attention to the postings, not just Harry's
emails on what to comment on.


JustWait[_2_] July 17th 12 06:36 PM

My poor boat
 
On 7/17/2012 1:27 PM, Califbill wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
...

On Jul 17, 12:01 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/16/2012 8:25 PM, Earl wrote:





North Star wrote:
On Jul 16, 12:45 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/15/2012 10:07 PM, Tim wrote:


On Jul 12, 9:37 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:35 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:15 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:44 am, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 7:04 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 1:33 am, "Califbill"
wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
...



On Jul 11, 11:36 pm, Frogwatch

wrote:
I am sure that Renn Tolman, designer of the Tolman Skiff

never
intended
his boats to be used for...........wakeboarding and I'm

not even
sure they
do such things in AK where he is from. However, my son has
gotten
interested in wakeboarding and believe it or not my 20
Standard
Tolman
Skiff with 90 hp Yamaha does fairly well as a tow craft.
So far, we have simply rigged a simple bridle from the stern
cleats but
now my son has assurred me that a "tower" will make her much
more
useful
for wakeboarding and that I could probably make such a thing
easily.
Nothing like playing on Dad's natural desire to build stuff.
So, where on a boat should the attachment point be for towing
a wake
board? How high should it be?
Such an ignominous thing for such a noble craft that I
intended to
be used
for exploring. Monday, I was excited over exploring the
"Crooked
River"
that runs into the Ocklocknee River of N. FL but the boys
looked
bored so
I gave in and we went back out of gator paradise to more open
water for
them to play.
Still, it was day on the water.
At least it sees water...think of Snotties poor rowboat.
It sits there year after year, rotting away and only used by a
family
of critters as shelter.
------------------------------------------
You just had to be asinine.
Hi Swill......yes, you might call it 'the culture' of this
newsgroup.
That might be your wish but I would like to see it return to a
robust
boating community that one could be proud to be a part of. Too
much of
Krause has rubbed off on you. That's really sad.
Maybe, and your recent aiding, abetting and encouraging of the
criminally insane is one of the biggest obstacles to your own
likes.
Now...That is really sad!
Perhaps if you (pl) would stop pummeling him we could all relax a
bit.
It's appropriate to use the all encompassing word "y-all" in this
newsgroup.
Good, that's the way people talk in my area. Also people around here
will say 'fo-wer' instead of 'four' - and 'sodie-pop' - is another
favorite.
Tomorrow i think I'll 'worsh' my tractor.
The time when Esel kept askin' me to go get him a piece of ass, I

kept
lookin' at him funny, he got more and more insistant I get him a

piece
of ass. This frekin' guy was like 65 and we were at a pool party

in Boaz
Alabama... Finally he said "will you just go get me a piece of ass,
frozen water ya dumb... so and so.."!!
Pimpin', were you?
Make any money at that?
You missed that one. Let me help...ASS=ICE as it was pronounced to
him. Got it now?


Later that day he kept telling me about "all"... turned out he was
talking about all the "all" being drilled for in Texas:0


What "he" are you babbling about, MiniMan?


-----------------------------------
Keep with the program. Pay attention to the postings, not just Harry's
emails on what to comment on.


snerk or at least read the paragraph above:)


North Star July 17th 12 07:55 PM

My poor boat
 
On Jul 17, 10:16*am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 8:54 AM, North Star wrote:



On Jul 17, 9:52 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 8:13 AM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 8:43 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 7:15 AM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 7:51 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/16/2012 11:05 PM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 12:01 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/16/2012 8:25 PM, Earl wrote:


North Star wrote:
On Jul 16, 12:45 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/15/2012 10:07 PM, Tim wrote:


On Jul 12, 9:37 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:35 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:15 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:44 am, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 7:04 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 1:33 am, "Califbill"
wrote:
"North Star" *wrote in message
...


On Jul 11, 11:36 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
I am sure that Renn Tolman, designer of the Tolman Skiff never
intended
his boats to be used for...........wakeboarding and I'm not even
sure they
do such things in AK where he is from. *However, my son has
gotten
interested in wakeboarding and believe it or not my 20 Standard
Tolman
Skiff with 90 hp Yamaha does fairly well as a tow craft.
So far, we have simply rigged a simple bridle from the stern
cleats but
now my son has assurred me that a "tower" will make her much
more
useful
for wakeboarding and that I could probably make such a thing
easily.
Nothing like playing on Dad's natural desire to build stuff.
So, where on a boat should the attachment point be for towing
a wake
board? How high should it be?
Such an ignominous thing for such a noble craft that I
intended to
be used
for exploring. *Monday, I was excited over exploring the
"Crooked
River"
that runs into the Ocklocknee River of N. FL but the boys looked
bored so
I gave in and we went back out of gator paradise to more open
water for
them to play.
Still, it was day on the water.
At least it sees water...think of Snotties poor rowboat.


iBoaterer[_2_] July 17th 12 08:12 PM

My poor boat
 
In article 648e4ccc-cbde-4d4c-af8d-7fc5baefa3b5
@z19g2000vbe.googlegroups.com, says...

On Jul 17, 10:16*am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 8:54 AM, North Star wrote:



On Jul 17, 9:52 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 8:13 AM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 8:43 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 7:15 AM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 7:51 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/16/2012 11:05 PM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 12:01 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/16/2012 8:25 PM, Earl wrote:


North Star wrote:
On Jul 16, 12:45 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/15/2012 10:07 PM, Tim wrote:


On Jul 12, 9:37 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:35 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:15 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:44 am, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 7:04 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 1:33 am, "Califbill"
wrote:
"North Star" *wrote in message
...


On Jul 11, 11:36 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
I am sure that Renn Tolman, designer of the Tolman Skiff never
intended
his boats to be used for...........wakeboarding and I'm not even
sure they
do such things in AK where he is from. *However, my son has
gotten
interested in wakeboarding and believe it or not my 20 Standard
Tolman
Skiff with 90 hp Yamaha does fairly well as a tow craft.
So far, we have simply rigged a simple bridle from the stern
cleats but
now my son has assurred me that a "tower" will make her much
more
useful
for wakeboarding and that I could probably make such a thing
easily.
Nothing like playing on Dad's natural desire to build stuff.
So, where on a boat should the attachment point be for towing
a wake
board? How high should it be?
Such an ignominous thing for such a noble craft that I
intended to
be used
for exploring. *Monday, I was excited over exploring the
"Crooked
River"
that runs into the Ocklocknee River of N. FL but the boys looked
bored so
I gave in and we went back out of gator paradise to more open
water for
them to play.
Still, it was day on the water.
At least it sees water...think of Snotties poor rowboat.
It sits there year after year, rotting away and only used by a
family
of critters as shelter.
------------------------------------------
You just had to be asinine.
Hi Swill......yes, you might call it 'the culture' of this
newsgroup.
That might be your wish but I would like to see it return to a
robust
boating community that one could be proud to be a part of. Too
much of
Krause has rubbed off on you. That's really sad.
Maybe, and your recent aiding, abetting and encouraging of the
criminally insane is one of the biggest obstacles to your own likes.
Now...That is really sad!
Perhaps if you (pl) would stop pummeling him we could all relax a
bit.
It's appropriate to use the all encompassing word "y-all" in this
newsgroup.
Good, that's the way people talk in my area. Also people around here
will say 'fo-wer' instead of 'four' - and 'sodie-pop' - is another
favorite.
Tomorrow i think I'll 'worsh' my tractor.
The time when Esel kept askin' me to go get him a piece of ass, I kept
lookin' at him funny, he got more and more insistant I get him a piece
of ass. This frekin' guy was like 65 and we were at a pool party in Boaz
Alabama... Finally he said "will you just go get me a piece of ass,
frozen water ya dumb... so and so.."!!
Pimpin', were you?
Make any money at that?
You missed that one. *Let me help...ASS=ICE as it was pronounced to
him. *Got it now?


Later that day he kept telling me about "all"... *turned out he was
talking about all the "all" being drilled for in Texas:0


What "he" are you babbling about, MiniMan?


It's who "he" you dumb Halifaxon.


My, my. Didn't they offer upgrading courses when you passed time in
the wavy navy?


What you be talkin bout, fool?


Come on, Stinky...you can't just ignore that part of your development
where y'all learned how to get a 'free ride'' on Uncle Sams cruise
ships.


Where does a neanderthal from an under developed, over populated
cesspool of an island think he can be critical of the American warships
that have kept his lazy cowardly ass safe for all of his miserable life?
Eh, you bowlegged little weasel?


My mistake, I should have said 'Uncle Sams Love Boats'


But you love it when they visit your port. The sailors would come ashore
and hand out Hershey bars and cigarettes to the natives to show the
halifaxers they came in peace.


Naw... the locals would 'roll' them for pocket cash.


You may be right, I just looked it up, Halifax sure is a crime riddled
hole.

iBoaterer[_2_] July 17th 12 08:13 PM

My poor boat
 
In article , says...

On 7/17/2012 1:27 PM, Califbill wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
...

On Jul 17, 12:01 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/16/2012 8:25 PM, Earl wrote:





North Star wrote:
On Jul 16, 12:45 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/15/2012 10:07 PM, Tim wrote:

On Jul 12, 9:37 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:35 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:15 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:44 am, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 7:04 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 1:33 am, "Califbill"
wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
...


On Jul 11, 11:36 pm, Frogwatch
wrote:
I am sure that Renn Tolman, designer of the Tolman Skiff
never
intended
his boats to be used for...........wakeboarding and I'm
not even
sure they
do such things in AK where he is from. However, my son has
gotten
interested in wakeboarding and believe it or not my 20
Standard
Tolman
Skiff with 90 hp Yamaha does fairly well as a tow craft.
So far, we have simply rigged a simple bridle from the stern
cleats but
now my son has assurred me that a "tower" will make her much
more
useful
for wakeboarding and that I could probably make such a thing
easily.
Nothing like playing on Dad's natural desire to build stuff.
So, where on a boat should the attachment point be for towing
a wake
board? How high should it be?
Such an ignominous thing for such a noble craft that I
intended to
be used
for exploring. Monday, I was excited over exploring the
"Crooked
River"
that runs into the Ocklocknee River of N. FL but the boys
looked
bored so
I gave in and we went back out of gator paradise to more open
water for
them to play.
Still, it was day on the water.
At least it sees water...think of Snotties poor rowboat.
It sits there year after year, rotting away and only used by a
family
of critters as shelter.
------------------------------------------
You just had to be asinine.
Hi Swill......yes, you might call it 'the culture' of this
newsgroup.
That might be your wish but I would like to see it return to a
robust
boating community that one could be proud to be a part of. Too
much of
Krause has rubbed off on you. That's really sad.
Maybe, and your recent aiding, abetting and encouraging of the
criminally insane is one of the biggest obstacles to your own
likes.
Now...That is really sad!
Perhaps if you (pl) would stop pummeling him we could all relax a
bit.
It's appropriate to use the all encompassing word "y-all" in this
newsgroup.
Good, that's the way people talk in my area. Also people around here
will say 'fo-wer' instead of 'four' - and 'sodie-pop' - is another
favorite.
Tomorrow i think I'll 'worsh' my tractor.
The time when Esel kept askin' me to go get him a piece of ass, I
kept
lookin' at him funny, he got more and more insistant I get him a
piece
of ass. This frekin' guy was like 65 and we were at a pool party
in Boaz
Alabama... Finally he said "will you just go get me a piece of ass,
frozen water ya dumb... so and so.."!!
Pimpin', were you?
Make any money at that?
You missed that one. Let me help...ASS=ICE as it was pronounced to
him. Got it now?

Later that day he kept telling me about "all"... turned out he was
talking about all the "all" being drilled for in Texas:0


What "he" are you babbling about, MiniMan?


-----------------------------------
Keep with the program. Pay attention to the postings, not just Harry's
emails on what to comment on.


snerk or at least read the paragraph above:)


He doesn't have time what with searching so hard for typos.

Meyer[_2_] July 17th 12 10:08 PM

My poor boat
 
On 7/17/2012 2:55 PM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 17, 10:16 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 8:54 AM, North Star wrote:



On Jul 17, 9:52 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 8:13 AM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 8:43 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 7:15 AM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 7:51 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/16/2012 11:05 PM, North Star wrote:


On Jul 17, 12:01 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/16/2012 8:25 PM, Earl wrote:


North Star wrote:
On Jul 16, 12:45 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/15/2012 10:07 PM, Tim wrote:


On Jul 12, 9:37 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:35 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:15 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:44 am, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 7:04 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 1:33 am, "Califbill"
wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
...


On Jul 11, 11:36 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
I am sure that Renn Tolman, designer of the Tolman Skiff never
intended
his boats to be used for...........wakeboarding and I'm not even
sure they
do such things in AK where he is from. However, my son has
gotten
interested in wakeboarding and believe it or not my 20 Standard
Tolman
Skiff with 90 hp Yamaha does fairly well as a tow craft.
So far, we have simply rigged a simple bridle from the stern
cleats but
now my son has assurred me that a "tower" will make her much
more
useful
for wakeboarding and that I could probably make such a thing
easily.
Nothing like playing on Dad's natural desire to build stuff.
So, where on a boat should the attachment point be for towing
a wake
board? How high should it be?
Such an ignominous thing for such a noble craft that I
intended to
be used
for exploring. Monday, I was excited over exploring the
"Crooked
River"
that runs into the Ocklocknee River of N. FL but the boys looked
bored so
I gave in and we went back out of gator paradise to more open
water for
them to play.
Still, it was day on the water.
At least it sees water...think of Snotties poor rowboat.
It sits there year after year, rotting away and only used by a
family
of critters as shelter.
------------------------------------------
You just had to be asinine.
Hi Swill......yes, you might call it 'the culture' of this
newsgroup.
That might be your wish but I would like to see it return to a
robust
boating community that one could be proud to be a part of. Too
much of
Krause has rubbed off on you. That's really sad.
Maybe, and your recent aiding, abetting and encouraging of the
criminally insane is one of the biggest obstacles to your own likes.
Now...That is really sad!
Perhaps if you (pl) would stop pummeling him we could all relax a
bit.
It's appropriate to use the all encompassing word "y-all" in this
newsgroup.
Good, that's the way people talk in my area. Also people around here
will say 'fo-wer' instead of 'four' - and 'sodie-pop' - is another
favorite.
Tomorrow i think I'll 'worsh' my tractor.
The time when Esel kept askin' me to go get him a piece of ass, I kept
lookin' at him funny, he got more and more insistant I get him a piece
of ass. This frekin' guy was like 65 and we were at a pool party in Boaz
Alabama... Finally he said "will you just go get me a piece of ass,
frozen water ya dumb... so and so.."!!
Pimpin', were you?
Make any money at that?
You missed that one. Let me help...ASS=ICE as it was pronounced to
him. Got it now?


Later that day he kept telling me about "all"... turned out he was
talking about all the "all" being drilled for in Texas:0


What "he" are you babbling about, MiniMan?


It's who "he" you dumb Halifaxon.


My, my. Didn't they offer upgrading courses when you passed time in
the wavy navy?


What you be talkin bout, fool?


Come on, Stinky...you can't just ignore that part of your development
where y'all learned how to get a 'free ride'' on Uncle Sams cruise
ships.


Where does a neanderthal from an under developed, over populated
cesspool of an island think he can be critical of the American warships
that have kept his lazy cowardly ass safe for all of his miserable life?
Eh, you bowlegged little weasel?


My mistake, I should have said 'Uncle Sams Love Boats'


But you love it when they visit your port. The sailors would come ashore
and hand out Hershey bars and cigarettes to the natives to show the
halifaxers they came in peace.


Naw... the locals would 'roll' them for pocket cash.

why, the slimy little ingrates. They probably never heard of working for
pocket cash. No wonder you had so much trouble bringing up the boys.


Meyer[_2_] July 17th 12 10:09 PM

My poor boat
 
On 7/17/2012 3:12 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 648e4ccc-cbde-4d4c-af8d-7fc5baefa3b5
@z19g2000vbe.googlegroups.com, says...

On Jul 17, 10:16 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 8:54 AM, North Star wrote:



On Jul 17, 9:52 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 8:13 AM, North Star wrote:

On Jul 17, 8:43 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/17/2012 7:15 AM, North Star wrote:

On Jul 17, 7:51 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/16/2012 11:05 PM, North Star wrote:

On Jul 17, 12:01 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/16/2012 8:25 PM, Earl wrote:

North Star wrote:
On Jul 16, 12:45 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/15/2012 10:07 PM, Tim wrote:

On Jul 12, 9:37 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:35 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:15 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:44 am, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 7:04 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 1:33 am, "Califbill"
wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
...

On Jul 11, 11:36 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
I am sure that Renn Tolman, designer of the Tolman Skiff never
intended
his boats to be used for...........wakeboarding and I'm not even
sure they
do such things in AK where he is from. However, my son has
gotten
interested in wakeboarding and believe it or not my 20 Standard
Tolman
Skiff with 90 hp Yamaha does fairly well as a tow craft.
So far, we have simply rigged a simple bridle from the stern
cleats but
now my son has assurred me that a "tower" will make her much
more
useful
for wakeboarding and that I could probably make such a thing
easily.
Nothing like playing on Dad's natural desire to build stuff.
So, where on a boat should the attachment point be for towing
a wake
board? How high should it be?
Such an ignominous thing for such a noble craft that I
intended to
be used
for exploring. Monday, I was excited over exploring the
"Crooked
River"
that runs into the Ocklocknee River of N. FL but the boys looked
bored so
I gave in and we went back out of gator paradise to more open
water for
them to play.
Still, it was day on the water.
At least it sees water...think of Snotties poor rowboat.
It sits there year after year, rotting away and only used by a
family
of critters as shelter.
------------------------------------------
You just had to be asinine.
Hi Swill......yes, you might call it 'the culture' of this
newsgroup.
That might be your wish but I would like to see it return to a
robust
boating community that one could be proud to be a part of. Too
much of
Krause has rubbed off on you. That's really sad.
Maybe, and your recent aiding, abetting and encouraging of the
criminally insane is one of the biggest obstacles to your own likes.
Now...That is really sad!
Perhaps if you (pl) would stop pummeling him we could all relax a
bit.
It's appropriate to use the all encompassing word "y-all" in this
newsgroup.
Good, that's the way people talk in my area. Also people around here
will say 'fo-wer' instead of 'four' - and 'sodie-pop' - is another
favorite.
Tomorrow i think I'll 'worsh' my tractor.
The time when Esel kept askin' me to go get him a piece of ass, I kept
lookin' at him funny, he got more and more insistant I get him a piece
of ass. This frekin' guy was like 65 and we were at a pool party in Boaz
Alabama... Finally he said "will you just go get me a piece of ass,
frozen water ya dumb... so and so.."!!
Pimpin', were you?
Make any money at that?
You missed that one. Let me help...ASS=ICE as it was pronounced to
him. Got it now?

Later that day he kept telling me about "all"... turned out he was
talking about all the "all" being drilled for in Texas:0

What "he" are you babbling about, MiniMan?

It's who "he" you dumb Halifaxon.

My, my. Didn't they offer upgrading courses when you passed time in
the wavy navy?

What you be talkin bout, fool?

Come on, Stinky...you can't just ignore that part of your development
where y'all learned how to get a 'free ride'' on Uncle Sams cruise
ships.

Where does a neanderthal from an under developed, over populated
cesspool of an island think he can be critical of the American warships
that have kept his lazy cowardly ass safe for all of his miserable life?
Eh, you bowlegged little weasel?

My mistake, I should have said 'Uncle Sams Love Boats'

But you love it when they visit your port. The sailors would come ashore
and hand out Hershey bars and cigarettes to the natives to show the
halifaxers they came in peace.


Naw... the locals would 'roll' them for pocket cash.


You may be right, I just looked it up, Halifax sure is a crime riddled
hole.

Hal-fax's sister city in America is NOLA


Califbill July 18th 12 12:43 AM

My poor boat
 
"JustWait" wrote in message ...

On 7/17/2012 1:27 PM, Califbill wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
...

On Jul 17, 12:01 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/16/2012 8:25 PM, Earl wrote:





North Star wrote:
On Jul 16, 12:45 am, JustWait wrote:
On 7/15/2012 10:07 PM, Tim wrote:


On Jul 12, 9:37 am, Meyer wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:35 AM, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 10:15 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 9:44 am, Jim wrote:
On 7/12/2012 7:04 AM, North Star wrote:
On Jul 12, 1:33 am, "Califbill"
wrote:
"North Star" wrote in message
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On Jul 11, 11:36 pm, Frogwatch

wrote:
I am sure that Renn Tolman, designer of the Tolman Skiff

never
intended
his boats to be used for...........wakeboarding and I'm

not even
sure they
do such things in AK where he is from. However, my son has
gotten
interested in wakeboarding and believe it or not my 20
Standard
Tolman
Skiff with 90 hp Yamaha does fairly well as a tow craft.
So far, we have simply rigged a simple bridle from the stern
cleats but
now my son has assurred me that a "tower" will make her much
more
useful
for wakeboarding and that I could probably make such a thing
easily.
Nothing like playing on Dad's natural desire to build stuff.
So, where on a boat should the attachment point be for towing
a wake
board? How high should it be?
Such an ignominous thing for such a noble craft that I
intended to
be used
for exploring. Monday, I was excited over exploring the
"Crooked
River"
that runs into the Ocklocknee River of N. FL but the boys
looked
bored so
I gave in and we went back out of gator paradise to more open
water for
them to play.
Still, it was day on the water.
At least it sees water...think of Snotties poor rowboat.
It sits there year after year, rotting away and only used by a
family
of critters as shelter.
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You just had to be asinine.
Hi Swill......yes, you might call it 'the culture' of this
newsgroup.
That might be your wish but I would like to see it return to a
robust
boating community that one could be proud to be a part of. Too
much of
Krause has rubbed off on you. That's really sad.
Maybe, and your recent aiding, abetting and encouraging of the
criminally insane is one of the biggest obstacles to your own
likes.
Now...That is really sad!
Perhaps if you (pl) would stop pummeling him we could all relax a
bit.
It's appropriate to use the all encompassing word "y-all" in this
newsgroup.
Good, that's the way people talk in my area. Also people around here
will say 'fo-wer' instead of 'four' - and 'sodie-pop' - is another
favorite.
Tomorrow i think I'll 'worsh' my tractor.
The time when Esel kept askin' me to go get him a piece of ass, I

kept
lookin' at him funny, he got more and more insistant I get him a

piece
of ass. This frekin' guy was like 65 and we were at a pool party

in Boaz
Alabama... Finally he said "will you just go get me a piece of ass,
frozen water ya dumb... so and so.."!!
Pimpin', were you?
Make any money at that?
You missed that one. Let me help...ASS=ICE as it was pronounced to
him. Got it now?


Later that day he kept telling me about "all"... turned out he was
talking about all the "all" being drilled for in Texas:0


What "he" are you babbling about, MiniMan?


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Keep with the program. Pay attention to the postings, not just Harry's
emails on what to comment on.


snerk or at least read the paragraph above:)
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And you also detract from any civility attempted.



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