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Paul Hovnanian P.E. February 14th 12 12:32 AM

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There are only two things a shop needs: WD-40 to make things go. And duct
tape to make them stop.

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Tim February 14th 12 02:07 AM

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On Feb 13, 7:14*am, Happy John wrote:
On Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:45:40 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Feb 10, 8:54*pm, Happy John wrote:
On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:21:02 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:
On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:47:45 -0500, X ` Man
wrote:


SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage
while yelling "Son of a BITCH!" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that
you will need.


Now this is odd. I have had many of these experiences, and I haven't had
the benefit of your military engineer training. I do do one thing right,
though...I never use a wire wheel without goggles.


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Never use anything that moves without safety glasses, and never use a
router, planer sander or saw without ear protection. * What, what,
what was that you said? *Speak up please...


Don't use C-4 or M-60 tanks without ear protection either.


That includes det-cord too!


Det cord makes a good 'rope' for handling a bunch of prisoners.


Especially when first demonstrated on a palm or coconut tree

JustWait[_2_] February 14th 12 02:47 AM

Shop Tools ....
 
On 2/13/2012 9:07 PM, Tim wrote:
On Feb 13, 7:14 am, Happy wrote:
On Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:45:40 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Feb 10, 8:54 pm, Happy wrote:
On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:21:02 -0500, wrote:
On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:47:45 -0500, X `
wrote:


SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage
while yelling "Son of a BITCH!" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that
you will need.


Now this is odd. I have had many of these experiences, and I haven't had
the benefit of your military engineer training. I do do one thing right,
though...I never use a wire wheel without goggles.


===


Never use anything that moves without safety glasses, and never use a
router, planer sander or saw without ear protection. What, what,
what was that you said? Speak up please...


Don't use C-4 or M-60 tanks without ear protection either.


That includes det-cord too!


Det cord makes a good 'rope' for handling a bunch of prisoners.


Especially when first demonstrated on a palm or coconut tree


.... with his buddy tied to it?

Happy John February 14th 12 04:18 PM

Shop Tools ....
 
On Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:07:04 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Feb 13, 7:14*am, Happy John wrote:
On Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:45:40 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Feb 10, 8:54*pm, Happy John wrote:
On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:21:02 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:
On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:47:45 -0500, X ` Man
wrote:


SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage
while yelling "Son of a BITCH!" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that
you will need.


Now this is odd. I have had many of these experiences, and I haven't had
the benefit of your military engineer training. I do do one thing right,
though...I never use a wire wheel without goggles.


===


Never use anything that moves without safety glasses, and never use a
router, planer sander or saw without ear protection. * What, what,
what was that you said? *Speak up please...


Don't use C-4 or M-60 tanks without ear protection either.


That includes det-cord too!


Det cord makes a good 'rope' for handling a bunch of prisoners.


Especially when first demonstrated on a palm or coconut tree


Damn, you're an expert at this demo stuff. Oh, and rubber trees work best!


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