So, there is a school in Toronto where a parent got hit by a soccer
ball. The Canadian parent cried so loudly, the school has banned any
balls that can bruise such as soccer balls, softballs, footballs,
basketballs, only nerf and sponge balls are allowed from now on. We have
seen how useless the Canadian school system is from watching Don and his
constant spelling errors, but now this? Might as well not bother sending
the kids out in the morning if they are just gonna' grow up to be wimpy
teat suckers like Donnie...