So, there is a school in Toronto where a parent got hit by a soccer
ball. The Canadian parent cried so loudly, the school has banned any
balls that can bruise such as soccer balls, softballs, footballs,
basketballs, only nerf and sponge balls are allowed from now on. We
have seen how useless the Canadian school system is from watching Don and
his constant spelling errors, but now this? Might as well not bother
sending the kids out in the morning if they are just gonna' grow up to be
wimpy teat suckers like Donnie...

Harry will start calling names in about 4 minutes, please don't bother
reposting his garbage, I already know what he is going to say