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iBoaterer[_2_] October 8th 11 07:04 PM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 


Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!


"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."

North Star October 9th 11 01:58 AM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 
On Oct 8, 3:04*pm, iBoaterer wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!

"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."


You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and
'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out.

Honey Badger[_10_] October 9th 11 02:09 AM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 
North Star wrote:
On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!

"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."

You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and
'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out.


Are YOU Harry or are you just his handler?

-HB (As seen on TV!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-e4vu_wL-M

iBoaterer[_2_] October 9th 11 01:48 PM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 
In article 980ee304-7136-409e-b196-bc08604cc203
@q26g2000vby.googlegroups.com, says...

On Oct 8, 3:04*pm, iBoaterer wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!

"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."


You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and
'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out.


Gee, didn't you find it interesting that if you replace "a narcissist"
with "Harry", it pegs him perfectly?

iBoaterer[_2_] October 9th 11 01:48 PM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 
In article ,
says...

North Star wrote:
On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!

"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."

You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and
'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out.


Are YOU Harry or are you just his handler?

-HB (As seen on TV!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-e4vu_wL-M

He's Suckling Don, half of the cowardly duo!

JustWait October 9th 11 02:07 PM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 
On 10/8/2011 8:58 PM, North Star wrote:
On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!

"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."


You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and
'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out.


WAaaaaahhhhhhhh.... pussy.

Drifter[_2_] October 9th 11 02:50 PM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 
On 10/9/2011 8:48 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article980ee304-7136-409e-b196-bc08604cc203
@q26g2000vby.googlegroups.com, says...

On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!

"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."


You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and
'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out.


Gee, didn't you find it interesting that if you replace "a narcissist"
with "Harry", it pegs him perfectly?


Well Harry's middle initial is "N". You didn't think it stood for Neil
or Norman Did you?

iBoaterer[_2_] October 9th 11 02:52 PM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 
In article ,
says...

On 10/8/2011 8:58 PM, North Star wrote:
On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!

"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."


You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and
'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out.


WAaaaaahhhhhhhh.... pussy.


He sure is a whiny coward.

Honey Badger[_10_] October 11th 11 01:14 AM

Okay, this is SO funny and worked perfectly!!
 
iBoaterer wrote:
In articleAJ6dnTIggYrFaQ3TnZ2dnUVZ_s2dnZ2d@giganews. com,
says...
North Star wrote:
On Oct 8, 3:04 pm, wrote:
Okay, so I was looking at jokes online and found a site that had some
narcissist jokes on it. SO, knowing what narcissist Harry is, I
substituted "Harry" for "a narcissist", and lo and behold, I think you
all will agree that the jokes fit Harry perfectly!!!!

"There's nothing wrong with Harry that reasoning with him won't
aggravate."

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."

"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

"How does Harry sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the
other."

"How can you tell when a Harry is lying? His lips are moving."

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with Harry? An offer you
can't understand."

"What is the difference between a catfish and Harry? One's a bottom-
crawling scum sucker, and the other's just a fish."

"What do you call an honest Harry? An impossibility."

"What do Harry and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3
million chance of becoming a human being."
You and The Ponytail should get a room fro the long weekend and
'unwind'. It might mellow y'all out.

Are YOU Harry or are you just his handler?

-HB (As seen on TV!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-e4vu_wL-M
He's Suckling Don, half of the cowardly duo!


Cowardly or comedy? I guess they are the same in this case!

-HB (As seen on TV!)


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