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Canada plans border fence.
Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected
Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) – Canada warned today that if Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) is elected President of the United States in 2012, it would take the “regrettably necessary step” of constructing a 20-foot fence along its entire border with the U.S. “This is a step that we don’t take lightly,” said Canadian Border Security Minister Ian McLarrity. “However, we must protect ourselves from the prospect of millions of Americans pouring over the border.” Mr. McLarrity said that Canadian border officials were alarmed by the volume of panicky comments regarding Americans’ migratory plans in the event of a Perry win posted on websites ranging from National Public Radio to Huffington Post. “We are taking this threat very seriously,” he said. “We will electrify the fence if necessary.” Perhaps taking the lead from Canada, Mexican officials said today that in the event of a Perry victory it would install tollbooths in its secret underground tunnels, which would require travelers to provide documentary evidence that they are members of a drug cartel in order to gain entry to Mexico. At a campaign stop in Florida today, Gov. Perry addressed the prospect of an electrified fence being erected on the United States’ northern border. “My position on electrocution is a matter of public record,” he said. “I’m for it.” -- I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one. |
Canada plans border fence.
On Sep 22, 6:22*pm, X ` Man wrote:
Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) – Canada warned today that if Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) is elected President of the United States in 2012, it would take the “regrettably necessary step” of constructing a 20-foot fence along its entire border with the U.S. “This is a step that we don’t take lightly,” said Canadian Border Security Minister Ian McLarrity. *“However, we must protect ourselves from the prospect of millions of Americans pouring over the border.” Mr. McLarrity said that Canadian border officials were alarmed by the volume of panicky comments regarding Americans’ migratory plans in the event of a Perry win posted on websites ranging from National Public Radio to Huffington Post. “We are taking this threat very seriously,” he said. *“We will electrify the fence if necessary.” Perhaps taking the lead from Canada, Mexican officials said today that in the event of a Perry victory it would install tollbooths in its secret underground tunnels, which would require travelers to provide documentary evidence that they are members of a drug cartel in order to gain entry to Mexico. At a campaign stop in Florida today, Gov. Perry addressed the prospect of an electrified fence being erected on the United States’ northern border. “My position on electrocution is a matter of public record,” he said. “I’m for it.” -- I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one. I hope it doesn't go up before Canuckles is tossed out. |
Canada plans border fence.
On 22/09/2011 4:38 PM, North Star wrote:
On Sep 22, 6:22 pm, X ` wrote: Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) – Canada warned today that if Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) is elected President of the United States in 2012, it would take the “regrettably necessary step” of constructing a 20-foot fence along its entire border with the U.S. “This is a step that we don’t take lightly,” said Canadian Border Security Minister Ian McLarrity. “However, we must protect ourselves from the prospect of millions of Americans pouring over the border.” Mr. McLarrity said that Canadian border officials were alarmed by the volume of panicky comments regarding Americans’ migratory plans in the event of a Perry win posted on websites ranging from National Public Radio to Huffington Post. “We are taking this threat very seriously,” he said. “We will electrify the fence if necessary.” Perhaps taking the lead from Canada, Mexican officials said today that in the event of a Perry victory it would install tollbooths in its secret underground tunnels, which would require travelers to provide documentary evidence that they are members of a drug cartel in order to gain entry to Mexico. At a campaign stop in Florida today, Gov. Perry addressed the prospect of an electrified fence being erected on the United States’ northern border. “My position on electrocution is a matter of public record,” he said. “I’m for it.” -- I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one. I hope it doesn't go up before Canuckles is tossed out. Me, when I go to the USA, I go right through the front door. But leave it idiots that think they can secure the US/Canada border, you might, but you will go broke trying. So many ways to get across undetected it isn't funny. -- First rule of holes: If you're in one, don't keep digging. So in the hole, why do we insanely want more debt? |
Canada plans border fence.
On Sep 22, 6:38*pm, North Star wrote:
On Sep 22, 6:22*pm, X ` Man wrote: Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) – Canada warned today that if Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) is elected President of the United States in 2012, it would take the “regrettably necessary step” of constructing a 20-foot fence along its entire border with the U.S. “This is a step that we don’t take lightly,” said Canadian Border Security Minister Ian McLarrity. *“However, we must protect ourselves from the prospect of millions of Americans pouring over the border.” Mr. McLarrity said that Canadian border officials were alarmed by the volume of panicky comments regarding Americans’ migratory plans in the event of a Perry win posted on websites ranging from National Public Radio to Huffington Post. “We are taking this threat very seriously,” he said. *“We will electrify the fence if necessary.” Perhaps taking the lead from Canada, Mexican officials said today that in the event of a Perry victory it would install tollbooths in its secret underground tunnels, which would require travelers to provide documentary evidence that they are members of a drug cartel in order to gain entry to Mexico. At a campaign stop in Florida today, Gov. Perry addressed the prospect of an electrified fence being erected on the United States’ northern border. “My position on electrocution is a matter of public record,” he said. “I’m for it.” -- I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one. I hope it doesn't go up before Canuckles is tossed out.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Maybe we can to Canuckles on THEIR side as the fence goes up !!!! |
Canada plans border fence.
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Canada plans border fence.
On Sep 23, 9:39*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 2abb9217-6e66-4e20-b709-ebda2aa13785 @w28g2000yqw.googlegroups.com, says... On Sep 22, 6:22 pm, X ` Man wrote: Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) ? Canada warned today that if Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) is elected President of the United States in 2012, it would take the ?regrettably necessary step? of constructing a 20-foot fence along its entire border with the U.S. ?This is a step that we don?t take lightly,? said Canadian Border Security Minister Ian McLarrity. ?However, we must protect ourselves from the prospect of millions of Americans pouring over the border.? Mr. McLarrity said that Canadian border officials were alarmed by the volume of panicky comments regarding Americans? migratory plans in the event of a Perry win posted on websites ranging from National Public Radio to Huffington Post. ?We are taking this threat very seriously,? he said. ?We will electrify the fence if necessary.? Perhaps taking the lead from Canada, Mexican officials said today that in the event of a Perry victory it would install tollbooths in its secret underground tunnels, which would require travelers to provide documentary evidence that they are members of a drug cartel in order to gain entry to Mexico. At a campaign stop in Florida today, Gov. Perry addressed the prospect of an electrified fence being erected on the United States? northern border. ?My position on electrocution is a matter of public record,? he said. ?I?m for it.? -- I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one. I hope it doesn't go up before Canuckles is tossed out. Why would that concern you, Suckling Don?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - ....and why would 'my concerns' concern you, freaky/looney |
Canada plans border fence.
On Sep 23, 9:58*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 6f08eb51-0112-4257-9d9a- , says... On Sep 23, 9:39 am, iBoaterer wrote: In article 2abb9217-6e66-4e20-b709-ebda2aa13785 @w28g2000yqw.googlegroups.com, says... On Sep 22, 6:22 pm, X ` Man wrote: Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report) ? Canada warned today that if Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) is elected President of the United States in 2012, it would take the ?regrettably necessary step? of constructing a 20-foot fence along its entire border with the U.S. ?This is a step that we don?t take lightly,? said Canadian Border Security Minister Ian McLarrity. ?However, we must protect ourselves from the prospect of millions of Americans pouring over the border.? Mr. McLarrity said that Canadian border officials were alarmed by the volume of panicky comments regarding Americans? migratory plans in the event of a Perry win posted on websites ranging from National Public Radio to Huffington Post. ?We are taking this threat very seriously,? he said. ?We will electrify the fence if necessary.? Perhaps taking the lead from Canada, Mexican officials said today that in the event of a Perry victory it would install tollbooths in its secret underground tunnels, which would require travelers to provide documentary evidence that they are members of a drug cartel in order to gain entry to Mexico. At a campaign stop in Florida today, Gov. Perry addressed the prospect of an electrified fence being erected on the United States? northern border. ?My position on electrocution is a matter of public record,? he said. ?I?m for it.? -- I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one. I hope it doesn't go up before Canuckles is tossed out. Why would that concern you, Suckling Don?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - ...and why would 'my concerns' concern you, freaky/looney I thought I was Kevin, Suckling Don the coward.....- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Well dummy, The name Freaky/Looney or Looney/Freak includes Kevin & Scotty.... whichever one you are on a daily basis. |
Canada plans border fence.
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