You're lying. No one called the cops on you, and no has called your
wife. I did email the cops in your town, though. In fact, we exchanged
a number of emails about you.
I'm sure that everyone has noticed that since your local cops were
informed about your threats of violence, you now only make indirect
threats of violence. Be assured those threats are saved, too.
At some point, your paranoia, short fuse, and stupidity are going to
write a check your lack of physicality cannot cover. That'll be a fun
day for your many fans.
Your local Sheriff's office has quite a lot on you, too. Especially the
fact that you are a paranoid coward that answers his door with a loaded
and ready weapon.
Are you saying this just to scare him, or did you really call?