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Drifter[_2_] September 16th 11 11:39 PM

Classic
 
On 9/16/2011 5:42 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 9/16/11 5:26 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:24:37 -0400, wrote:

On 9/16/2011 1:03 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:47:08 -0400, X `
wrote:

This is an absolute classic from Snotty Ingersoll:

"Borowitz is an asshole... I would love to run the ****er down.
Typical
liberal piece of ****, hates America, but makes each and every
penny he
earns on our backs. I hope somebody shoots the ****er, hopefully they
will take the rest of his gene pool with him too…"

Ingersoll wants to run over Borowitz, then he says he hopes someone
shoots him.

Jesus, can you imagine how Ingersol would react if the left had an Ann
Coulter or Laura Ingram? He'd be apoplectic. The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.

I find Borowitz mildly amusing and sometimes funny. Sometimes he
misses the mark and I wish he'd have the presence of mind to pull the
piece back, knowing that it wasn't worth publishing.

You have no appreciation for brainy, good looking women.


They're not brainy, they're vindictive, sour ****s.



I don't find Palin, Bachmann, O'Donnell, Coulter, et al, even slightly
attractive, and there's nothing in their heads but sourness and
demagoguery.

Got it. You likes yer wimmins with lots of chins.

Drifter[_2_] September 16th 11 11:44 PM

Classic
 
On 9/16/2011 5:57 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 9/16/11 5:55 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 9/16/11 5:29 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:54:08 -0400, wrote:

On 9/16/2011 2:13 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 9/16/11 2:04 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 10:03:22 -0700, wrote:

On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:47:08 -0400, X `
wrote:

This is an absolute classic from Snotty Ingersoll:

"Borowitz is an asshole... I would love to run the ****er down.
Typical
liberal piece of ****, hates America, but makes each and every
penny he
earns on our backs. I hope somebody shoots the ****er, hopefully
they
will take the rest of his gene pool with him too…"

Ingersoll wants to run over Borowitz, then he says he hopes someone
shoots him.

Jesus, can you imagine how Ingersol would react if the left had an
Ann
Coulter or Laura Ingram? He'd be apoplectic. The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.

I find Borowitz mildly amusing and sometimes funny. Sometimes he
misses the mark and I wish he'd have the presence of mind to pull
the
piece back, knowing that it wasn't worth publishing.

Like all of these syndicated columnists, he is contractually
obligated
to seen in something on schedule. They all can't be gems.

I agree there are cranks on both sides of the aisle and I bet most of
them could switch sides and write for the other camp if the money was
right.


I doubt it.

Borowitz would be a superstar in professional baseball...a .400
hitter.
He occasionally drives 'em right out of the park.
Look at the reaction he gets from simple-minded righties like
Ingerfool,
who is *not* the audience Borowitz is trying to reach.



Borrowedwits appeals to wannabe writers like you. He gets HIS rocks off
whenever an asshole like you quotes HIM instead of trying to write
something clever on your own. Face it Krause. You are a pathetic washed
up loser who never fulfilled his dream of writing anything other than
glossy handouts and a jingle now and then. Why don't you see if the
worlds most educated social worker will give you a job taking noted or
licking stamps?

When you have nothing to say, why not just shut the **** up?


If he did that, he'd have nothing to say here. It's astonishing how many
of the righties here are so socially maladjusted. I doubt therapy would
help any of them, because to benefit from it, you usually have to want
to be a better person and it is obvious that guttersnipes like flajim
are quite happy crawling around in the much with their right-wing
buddies.


muck, not much.



No need to correct your dribble. It flushes easily either way.

iBoaterer[_2_] September 17th 11 03:01 PM

Classic
 
In article ,
says...

On 9/16/11 4:12 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Sep 16, 2:54 pm, wrote:
On 9/16/2011 2:13 PM, X ` Man wrote:









On 9/16/11 2:04 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 10:03:22 -0700, wrote:

On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:47:08 -0400, X `
wrote:

This is an absolute classic from Snotty Ingersoll:

"Borowitz is an asshole... I would love to run the ****er down. Typical
liberal piece of ****, hates America, but makes each and every penny he
earns on our backs. I hope somebody shoots the ****er, hopefully they
will take the rest of his gene pool with him too "

Ingersoll wants to run over Borowitz, then he says he hopes someone
shoots him.

Jesus, can you imagine how Ingersol would react if the left had an Ann
Coulter or Laura Ingram? He'd be apoplectic. The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.

I find Borowitz mildly amusing and sometimes funny. Sometimes he
misses the mark and I wish he'd have the presence of mind to pull the
piece back, knowing that it wasn't worth publishing.

Like all of these syndicated columnists, he is contractually obligated
to seen in something on schedule. They all can't be gems.

I agree there are cranks on both sides of the aisle and I bet most of
them could switch sides and write for the other camp if the money was
right.

I doubt it.

Borowitz would be a superstar in professional baseball...a .400 hitter.
He occasionally drives 'em right out of the park.
Look at the reaction he gets from simple-minded righties like Ingerfool,
who is *not* the audience Borowitz is trying to reach.

Borrowedwits appeals to wannabe writers like you. He gets HIS rocks off
whenever an asshole like you quotes HIM instead of trying to write
something clever on your own. Face it Krause. You are a pathetic washed
up loser who never fulfilled his dream of writing anything other than
glossy handouts and a jingle now and then. Why don't you see if the
worlds most educated social worker will give you a job taking noted or
licking stamps?


Harry is trying so hard to get my attention. Looks like he is looking
for another free ride...



Wrong again, KittyLitter breath. I don't give a **** whether you read or
skip over my posts. What I was doing was once again pointing out that
you think *violence* is the solution for those who disagree with you.

At some point, you are going to act out your predisposition to violence,
and someone will be seriously hurt or someone will die.
If society is lucky, *you* will be the victim of your out-of-control temper.


Gee, and you were whining about him wanting someone run over. Typical.

iBoaterer[_2_] September 17th 11 03:05 PM

Classic
 
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:24:37 -0400, Drifter wrote:

On 9/16/2011 1:03 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:47:08 -0400, X `
wrote:

This is an absolute classic from Snotty Ingersoll:

"Borowitz is an asshole... I would love to run the ****er down. Typical
liberal piece of ****, hates America, but makes each and every penny he
earns on our backs. I hope somebody shoots the ****er, hopefully they
will take the rest of his gene pool with him too?"

Ingersoll wants to run over Borowitz, then he says he hopes someone
shoots him.

Jesus, can you imagine how Ingersol would react if the left had an Ann
Coulter or Laura Ingram? He'd be apoplectic. The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.

I find Borowitz mildly amusing and sometimes funny. Sometimes he
misses the mark and I wish he'd have the presence of mind to pull the
piece back, knowing that it wasn't worth publishing.


You have no appreciation for brainy, good looking women.


They're not brainy, they're vindictive, sour ****s.


You make a point about as well as a Neanderthal.

iBoaterer[_2_] September 17th 11 03:07 PM

Classic
 
In article ,
says...

On 9/16/11 5:26 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:24:37 -0400, wrote:

On 9/16/2011 1:03 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:47:08 -0400, X `
wrote:

This is an absolute classic from Snotty Ingersoll:

"Borowitz is an asshole... I would love to run the ****er down. Typical
liberal piece of ****, hates America, but makes each and every penny he
earns on our backs. I hope somebody shoots the ****er, hopefully they
will take the rest of his gene pool with him too?"

Ingersoll wants to run over Borowitz, then he says he hopes someone
shoots him.

Jesus, can you imagine how Ingersol would react if the left had an Ann
Coulter or Laura Ingram? He'd be apoplectic. The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.

I find Borowitz mildly amusing and sometimes funny. Sometimes he
misses the mark and I wish he'd have the presence of mind to pull the
piece back, knowing that it wasn't worth publishing.

You have no appreciation for brainy, good looking women.


They're not brainy, they're vindictive, sour ****s.



I don't find Palin, Bachmann, O'Donnell, Coulter, et al, even slightly
attractive, and there's nothing in their heads but sourness and
demagoguery.


But you find Dr. Fourchin attractive???

iBoaterer[_2_] September 17th 11 03:07 PM

Classic
 
In article om,
says...

On 9/16/2011 5:42 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 9/16/11 5:26 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:24:37 -0400, wrote:

On 9/16/2011 1:03 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:47:08 -0400, X `
wrote:

This is an absolute classic from Snotty Ingersoll:

"Borowitz is an asshole... I would love to run the ****er down.
Typical
liberal piece of ****, hates America, but makes each and every
penny he
earns on our backs. I hope somebody shoots the ****er, hopefully they
will take the rest of his gene pool with him too?"

Ingersoll wants to run over Borowitz, then he says he hopes someone
shoots him.

Jesus, can you imagine how Ingersol would react if the left had an Ann
Coulter or Laura Ingram? He'd be apoplectic. The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.

I find Borowitz mildly amusing and sometimes funny. Sometimes he
misses the mark and I wish he'd have the presence of mind to pull the
piece back, knowing that it wasn't worth publishing.

You have no appreciation for brainy, good looking women.

They're not brainy, they're vindictive, sour ****s.



I don't find Palin, Bachmann, O'Donnell, Coulter, et al, even slightly
attractive, and there's nothing in their heads but sourness and
demagoguery.

Got it. You likes yer wimmins with lots of chins.


Dr. Fourchin is his lady!


Drifter[_2_] September 17th 11 03:24 PM

Classic
 
On 9/17/2011 10:07 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In ,
says...

On 9/16/11 5:26 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:24:37 -0400, wrote:

On 9/16/2011 1:03 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:47:08 -0400, X `
wrote:

This is an absolute classic from Snotty Ingersoll:

"Borowitz is an asshole... I would love to run the ****er down. Typical
liberal piece of ****, hates America, but makes each and every penny he
earns on our backs. I hope somebody shoots the ****er, hopefully they
will take the rest of his gene pool with him too?"

Ingersoll wants to run over Borowitz, then he says he hopes someone
shoots him.

Jesus, can you imagine how Ingersol would react if the left had an Ann
Coulter or Laura Ingram? He'd be apoplectic. The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.

I find Borowitz mildly amusing and sometimes funny. Sometimes he
misses the mark and I wish he'd have the presence of mind to pull the
piece back, knowing that it wasn't worth publishing.

You have no appreciation for brainy, good looking women.

They're not brainy, they're vindictive, sour ****s.



I don't find Palin, Bachmann, O'Donnell, Coulter, et al, even slightly
attractive, and there's nothing in their heads but sourness and
demagoguery.


But you find Dr. Fourchin attractive???


He didn't dis Laura Ingrahm. He must agree that she is hot; smart as a
whip too.

Jimmy September 17th 11 08:34 PM

Classic
 
On 9/16/2011 1:03 PM, jps wrote:
The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.


What an apt description of yourself.

Jimmy September 17th 11 08:35 PM

Classic
 
On 9/16/2011 5:42 PM, X ` Man wrote:

I don't find Palin, Bachmann, O'Donnell, Coulter, et al, even slightly
attractive


I don't find your wife attractive. So what?

jps September 17th 11 11:17 PM

Classic
 
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 18:38:02 -0400, Drifter wrote:

On 9/16/2011 5:26 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:24:37 -0400, wrote:

On 9/16/2011 1:03 PM, jps wrote:
On Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:47:08 -0400, X `
wrote:

This is an absolute classic from Snotty Ingersoll:

"Borowitz is an asshole... I would love to run the ****er down. Typical
liberal piece of ****, hates America, but makes each and every penny he
earns on our backs. I hope somebody shoots the ****er, hopefully they
will take the rest of his gene pool with him too…"

Ingersoll wants to run over Borowitz, then he says he hopes someone
shoots him.

Jesus, can you imagine how Ingersol would react if the left had an Ann
Coulter or Laura Ingram? He'd be apoplectic. The right is filled
with vile, self-righteous asshole pundits who haven't a humor bone
among them.

I find Borowitz mildly amusing and sometimes funny. Sometimes he
misses the mark and I wish he'd have the presence of mind to pull the
piece back, knowing that it wasn't worth publishing.

You have no appreciation for brainy, good looking women.


They're not brainy, they're vindictive, sour ****s.


Funny. That's how I view your girlfriend DePlume.


Shows how little you know about women. Lile everything else.


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