Quake quips
 

Obama is going on TV to rename the fault to "All Bush's Fault".

Epicenter was situated at the convergence of Bush's Fault, Congress's
Fault, Democrat Fault, and Itsnotmy Fault which in aggregation is known
as the Obama Fault Complex.

Other democrats blame Michelle Bachmann for preying to god for the
sinners of Debt in DC. And God refused.

Bernanke went to Haven, and woke up in tremors as his nightmare of not
creating more fraud money. (Haven is a TV show of a town where strange
things happen).

A humble reminder that Mother Nature still rocks and DC bull**** is just
talk.

Some fleabaggers blame shale gas. While Obama thinks it might be
Gadhafi digging a tunnel to get him.

A record number of Canadians spilled their Double-Double and were in a
bad mood this afternoon. (Canadians addicted to Tim Horton's junk coffee)

Could be DC is collapsing under the weight of debt as Burnanke just
create more money.

Hank Johnson thought the USA was tipping over.

Many Americans thought they were getting flash backs.

Most likely some form of divine retribution made inevitable as soon as
Saddened & Poor revoked Uncle Sam's triple-A credit rating?

The tremors were caused by their crumbling economy.

Quick somebody go and see if FEMA is ok and awake.

You should have seen the Raytheon people hit the floor and the Pentagon too.

Markets were up this afternoon as all the scared leftie rabbits left the
market.
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If it is all Bush's fault, then how come Obama is doing much more of the
same and expecting different results?

Quake quips
 

On Tue, 23 Aug 2011 21:26:00 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:


Obama is going on TV to rename the fault to "All Bush's Fault".

Epicenter was situated at the convergence of Bush's Fault, Congress's
Fault, Democrat Fault, and Itsnotmy Fault which in aggregation is known
as the Obama Fault Complex.

Other democrats blame Michelle Bachmann for preying to god for the
sinners of Debt in DC. And God refused.

Bernanke went to Haven, and woke up in tremors as his nightmare of not
creating more fraud money. (Haven is a TV show of a town where strange
things happen).

A humble reminder that Mother Nature still rocks and DC bull**** is just
talk.

Some fleabaggers blame shale gas. While Obama thinks it might be
Gadhafi digging a tunnel to get him.

A record number of Canadians spilled their Double-Double and were in a
bad mood this afternoon. (Canadians addicted to Tim Horton's junk coffee)

Could be DC is collapsing under the weight of debt as Burnanke just
create more money.

Hank Johnson thought the USA was tipping over.

Many Americans thought they were getting flash backs.

Most likely some form of divine retribution made inevitable as soon as
Saddened & Poor revoked Uncle Sam's triple-A credit rating?

The tremors were caused by their crumbling economy.

Quick somebody go and see if FEMA is ok and awake.

You should have seen the Raytheon people hit the floor and the Pentagon too.

Markets were up this afternoon as all the scared leftie rabbits left the
market.

Guess what! The epicenter was in Eric Cantor's district. He voted
against funding for USGS.

http://www.examiner.com/political-bu...ct-your-safety

Yes, you're a moron.