Hi Mike,

Thanks for the insight into your psyche! We'll know exactly how to
interpret your future posts!

(Plonk)

Chuck

in article , Mike McCrea at
wrote on 11/26/03 6:44 AM:

The scent of cooking animal flesh activated a monitoring station
manned by PETA personnel who transmitted his location to the FBC (Food
Beverage and Condiments) Police. That information was sent to the
World Government Coordination Center in Stockholm, which alerted
emergency services in the US State of Ontario.

Charles Pezeshki wrote in :

Hi Mike,

Thanks for the insight into your psyche! We'll know exactly how
to interpret your future posts!

(Plonk)

Chuck

in article , Mike
McCrea at wrote on 11/26/03 6:44 AM:

The scent of cooking animal flesh activated a monitoring station
manned by PETA personnel who transmitted his location to the FBC
(Food Beverage and Condiments) Police. That information was sent
to the World Government Coordination Center in Stockholm, which
alerted emergency services in the US State of Ontario.



One man's humour is another man's ... uh .. what *is* it exactly,
Chuck?

--
Darryl

I have to admit, the first time I saw a post on this topic, I misread
"beacon" as "bacon", and in fact, I opened the thread to find out how
that worked. I was thinking maybe he used strips of bacon to lash
together some kind of rig to assist him... I dunno.

Sorry, Darryl,

This is the kind of stuff that folks like me who live in/next to Idaho have
to deal with on a daily basis-- the "UN/PETA taking over the world" crowd,
and the "Bill Clinton and his semen are the seeds of the Anti-Christ".
Certain folks in N. Idaho believe that the UN has Chinese soldiers across
the border in Canada, ready to invade.

The biggest threat to our rivers, our wild country and our society is
encoded in our current interpretation of corporate law, and executed in the
current administration in Washington, D.C. In the past year, we've seen
more bad environmental policy generated and implemented than in the last 50
years.

Those laws and regulatory changes that are being currently embodied under
such false noms de guerre as the "Healthy Forests Initiative", the "Clear
Skies Initiative" and such are gonna haunt us for a long time.

Mike's mind should rest in peace. There are more factory farms being
commissioned by the day, along with their groundwater fecal contamination
and noxious odors that destroy people's lives that have to live in places
where they exist. He needn't worry about his bacon.

Where's the satire? All I read is code language for paranoids. Anybody
that doesn't believe can move to this part of the world. Or just wait-- the
Inland Empire is the vanguard of that kind of thought. It's coming your
way!

Chuck "No Vegetarian, that's for sure!"
http://www.wildcountry.info

in article , Darryl Johnson at
wrote on 11/26/03 9:55 AM:


One man's humour is another man's ... uh .. what *is* it exactly,
Chuck?

--
Darryl

I have to admit, the first time I saw a post on this topic, I misread
"beacon" as "bacon", and in fact, I opened the thread to find out how
that worked. I was thinking maybe he used strips of bacon to lash
together some kind of rig to assist him... I dunno.

In rec.boats.paddle Charles Pezeshki wrote:

This is the kind of stuff that folks like me who live in/next to Idaho have
to deal with on a daily basis-- the "UN/PETA taking over the world" crowd,
and the "Bill Clinton and his semen are the seeds of the Anti-Christ".
Certain folks in N. Idaho believe that the UN has Chinese soldiers across
the border in Canada, ready to invade.

Yeah, I didn't laugh at any of that. But the part that made me chuckle
was that in 2033, we're still rotating military personnel in/out of Iraq.
Truth is not only stranger, but also funnier, than fiction!

Charles Pezeshki wrote in message ...

Where's the satire? All I read is code language for paranoids. Anybody
that doesn't believe can move to this part of the world. Or just wait-- the
Inland Empire is the vanguard of that kind of thought. It's coming your
way!

Chuck, wellllll, it was intended as satire, a parody of this news
article:

http://www.cleveland.com/cuyahoga/pl...9365191630.xml

I haven't had to resort to the paranoid's secret code language since I
started lining my hat with tin foil to block the mind-rays from the
black helicopters ;-)

Mike McCrea wrote:
[snip]
I haven't had to resort to the paranoid's secret code language since I
started lining my hat with tin foil to block the mind-rays from the
black helicopters ;-)

Which way works better? Does the "shiny side" go in or out? Inquiring
minds want to know!

jg
--
John Gann /) 83°52'49"W
(865)924-4203 O_/ 35°57'25"N
_____(\/_____
~~~~~~~~~~`~-~~-/-~~-'~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ / ~~~~ ~~~~ ~

John Gann writes:

Mike McCrea wrote:
[snip]
I haven't had to resort to the paranoid's secret code language since I
started lining my hat with tin foil to block the mind-rays from the
black helicopters ;-)

Which way works better? Does the "shiny side" go in or out?
Inquiring minds want to know!

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

HTH, HAND

--
James jamesk[at]homeric[dot]co[dot]uk

Beware of low-flying butterflies.

Kegs wrote:
John Gann writes:
Mike McCrea wrote:
[snip]
I haven't had to resort to the paranoid's secret code language since I
started lining my hat with tin foil to block the mind-rays from the
black helicopters ;-)

Which way works better? Does the "shiny side" go in or out?
Inquiring minds want to know!


http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

HTH, HAND

That's it! Many thanks for the useful info. I now realize that my
doggies can benefit as well. (I wondered why they always liked to stay
so close to me.)

jg
--
John Gann /) 83°52'49"W
(865)924-4203 O_/ 35°57'25"N
_____(\/_____
~~~~~~~~~~`~-~~-/-~~-'~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ / ~~~~ ~~~~ ~

John Gann wrote

Which way works better? Does the "shiny side" go in or out? Inquiring
minds want to know!

John, always remember shiny side out!

If you wear the tin foil protector shiny side it will set up a
harmonic resonance with the fillings in your teeth and attract
flouride from your drinking water to your cerebral cortex, turning you
into a raving pinko commie libral decaf drinker.

Mike McCrea wrote:

John Gann wrote
Which way works better? Does the "shiny side" go in or out? Inquiring
minds want to know!


John, always remember shiny side out!
If you wear the tin foil protector shiny side it will set up a
harmonic resonance with the fillings in your teeth and attract
flouride from your drinking water to your cerebral cortex, turning you
into a raving pinko commie libral decaf drinker.

Thanks for the tip, Mike. Shiny side out it is, for me and the doggies.

jg
--
John Gann /) 83°52'49"W
(865)924-4203 O_/ 35°57'25"N
_____(\/_____
~~~~~~~~~~`~-~~-/-~~-'~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ / ~~~~ ~~~~ ~