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[email protected] June 30th 11 05:59 PM

Need a good laugh?
 
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 07:13:09 -0400, BAR wrote:

In article , naled24511
says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)


What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.



No. What scares me is that someone who has beliefs such as hers gets
any political traction at all.

Canuck57[_9_] June 30th 11 08:22 PM

Need a good laugh?
 
On 30/06/2011 5:13 AM, BAR wrote:
In articlezqudnaa12uIEuJbTnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@earthlink .com, naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)


What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.


Yep, that very prospect is utter fear to fleabaggers.


--
Government isn't the solution to the bad economy, it is the problem.

Canuck57[_9_] June 30th 11 08:29 PM

Need a good laugh?
 
On 30/06/2011 5:28 AM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 7:13 AM, BAR wrote:
In articlezqudnaa12uIEuJbTnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@earthlink .com, naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)


What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.




Oh? Who might that be? It sure as hell will not be Michele Bachmann.


Don't you mean and any other conservative female?

Wrapped up in your own diffusion and denial that you vote for Obama
because he is a black-male, yet will not vote for a white conservative
woman?

What if we had a staunch conservative black female, say Condoleezza
Rice? Has insider experience too.

So what are you fleabaggers hypocrites? Hey, Rice should satisfy the
black racist vote.

Liberalism is destroying America, all for fleabag greed of more DEBT.

--
Government isn't the solution to the bad economy, it is the problem.

Harryk June 30th 11 08:35 PM

Need a good laugh?
 
On 6/30/11 3:29 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 30/06/2011 5:28 AM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 7:13 AM, BAR wrote:
In articlezqudnaa12uIEuJbTnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@earthlink .com, naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even
though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New
Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack
Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over
America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)

What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.




Oh? Who might that be? It sure as hell will not be Michele Bachmann.


Don't you mean and any other conservative female?

Wrapped up in your own diffusion and denial that you vote for Obama
because he is a black-male, yet will not vote for a white conservative
woman?

What if we had a staunch conservative black female, say Condoleezza
Rice? Has insider experience too.

So what are you fleabaggers hypocrites? Hey, Rice should satisfy the
black racist vote.

Liberalism is destroying America, all for fleabag greed of more DEBT.


Ms. Rice certainly is smart enough for high political office but...she's
a conservative Republican and there's no way I'm going to vote for a
conservative Republican for federal office.



--
Want to discuss recreational boating and fishing in a forum where
personal insults are not allowed?

http://groups.google.com/group/rec-boating-fishing

Harryk June 30th 11 08:39 PM

Need a good laugh?
 
On 6/30/11 3:35 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 3:29 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 30/06/2011 5:28 AM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 7:13 AM, BAR wrote:
In articlezqudnaa12uIEuJbTnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@earthlink .com, naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even
though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New
Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack
Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over
America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)

What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.




Oh? Who might that be? It sure as hell will not be Michele Bachmann.


Don't you mean and any other conservative female?

Wrapped up in your own diffusion and denial that you vote for Obama
because he is a black-male, yet will not vote for a white conservative
woman?



I wouldn't vote for a "conservative" Republican anything for federal
office...representative, senator or president. Male, female, black,
white, asian...matters not. I don't vote for conservative Republicans
for federal office.

--
Want to discuss recreational boating and fishing in a forum where
personal insults are not allowed?

http://groups.google.com/group/rec-boating-fishing

[email protected] June 30th 11 11:44 PM

Need a good laugh?
 
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 13:22:40 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:

On 30/06/2011 5:13 AM, BAR wrote:
In articlezqudnaa12uIEuJbTnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@earthlink .com, naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)


What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.


Yep, that very prospect is utter fear to fleabaggers.


You're afraid of your own shadow.

L G[_42_] July 1st 11 01:48 AM

harryk the misogynist fleabagger
 
Canuck57 wrote:
On 29/06/2011 9:39 AM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/29/11 11:33 AM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 29/06/2011 7:16 AM, Harryk wrote:

[ fleabag hate of women attack snipped ]

Hey harryk, looks like you should see a doc about your fleabag
misogynist problem.


You should look up those big words before you use them. Your ignorance
is betraying you.


Have you ever voted for a white woman?

I rest my case fleabag.

He never defended all of the observations that he is a narcissist, did
he? Karen must have diagnosed that already.

Canuck57[_9_] July 1st 11 05:03 AM

Need a good laugh?
 
On 30/06/2011 1:35 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 3:29 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 30/06/2011 5:28 AM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 7:13 AM, BAR wrote:
In articlezqudnaa12uIEuJbTnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@earthlink .com, naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even
though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New
Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack
Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over
America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)

What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.




Oh? Who might that be? It sure as hell will not be Michele Bachmann.


Don't you mean and any other conservative female?

Wrapped up in your own diffusion and denial that you vote for Obama
because he is a black-male, yet will not vote for a white conservative
woman?

What if we had a staunch conservative black female, say Condoleezza
Rice? Has insider experience too.

So what are you fleabaggers hypocrites? Hey, Rice should satisfy the
black racist vote.

Liberalism is destroying America, all for fleabag greed of more DEBT.


Ms. Rice certainly is smart enough for high political office but...she's
a conservative Republican and there's no way I'm going to vote for a
conservative Republican for federal office.


You mean you would not vote for a woman because she is a woman. Got it.

--
Government isn't the solution to the bad economy, it is the problem.
------
In Debt We Trust!
-- Obama and the democrats, world record in debt incursion.

Canuck57[_9_] July 1st 11 05:04 AM

Need a good laugh?
 
On 30/06/2011 1:39 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 3:35 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 3:29 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 30/06/2011 5:28 AM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 7:13 AM, BAR wrote:
In articlezqudnaa12uIEuJbTnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@earthlink .com, naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even
though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New
Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be
taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack
Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over
America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)

What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.




Oh? Who might that be? It sure as hell will not be Michele Bachmann.

Don't you mean and any other conservative female?

Wrapped up in your own diffusion and denial that you vote for Obama
because he is a black-male, yet will not vote for a white conservative
woman?



I wouldn't vote for a "conservative" Republican anything for federal
office...representative, senator or president. Male, female, black,
white, asian...matters not. I don't vote for conservative Republicans
for federal office.


So you go for the greed vote, mortgage your unborn offspring to a life
of debt-taxation for your selfish greed today type?
--
Government isn't the solution to the bad economy, it is the problem.
------
In Debt We Trust!
-- Obama and the democrats, world record in debt incursion.

[email protected] July 1st 11 05:31 AM

Need a good laugh?
 
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:04:58 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:

On 30/06/2011 1:39 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 3:35 PM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 3:29 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 30/06/2011 5:28 AM, Harryk wrote:
On 6/30/11 7:13 AM, BAR wrote:
In articlezqudnaa12uIEuJbTnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@earthlink .com, naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

http://www.dailykos.com/tv/w/002882/


Bachmann can't tell John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father even
though he
was nine when the Declaration of Independence was signed?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Concord and Lexinginton were battles in New
Hampshire?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann went to law school at Oral Roberts University?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes evolution is a hoax and creationism should be
taught
in schools?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the minimum wage is a terrible thing?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that Iran is turning Iraq into a secret terror
training camp?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes teachers are indoctrinating kids to become gay?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes Congress should have investigated whether Barack
Obama
is anti-American?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes swine flu is an Obama conspiracy to take over
America?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes that the Census could be used to put Americans in
concentration camps?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.

Bachmann believes the school lunch program is unconstitutional?
It's okay. She's a substantive, serious person.


(swiped from KOS)

What truly scares you libs is that you may have to say Madam President
to a Republican woman.




Oh? Who might that be? It sure as hell will not be Michele Bachmann.

Don't you mean and any other conservative female?

Wrapped up in your own diffusion and denial that you vote for Obama
because he is a black-male, yet will not vote for a white conservative
woman?



I wouldn't vote for a "conservative" Republican anything for federal
office...representative, senator or president. Male, female, black,
white, asian...matters not. I don't vote for conservative Republicans
for federal office.


So you go for the greed vote, mortgage your unborn offspring to a life
of debt-taxation for your selfish greed today type?


No. He votes based on reality. You don't vote, can't vote, and can't
even get into this country.


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