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Dear sir,

You may be surprise to receive this post from me, since you don't know
me personally; I am Iwana Freebie Kannu, the son of Igotta Prodeal
Onmyboat, who was recently flamed to death in the sponson thread on
rbp.

I was searching for reliable and reputable person to handle a very
confidential business, which will involve the transfer of a large
number of canoes to foreign recipients, and I decided to write you. My
late father was among the pro-sponson paddlers flamed by agents of the
ruling clique of Generalissimo Vilko Trollspotter for his alleged
support and sympathy for the opposition Timmee movement controlled by
the Prozac party.

Before my father's death, he had traveled to the breakaway republic of
Buttboaterland and deposited the sum of Twenty million open boats
(CANOE 20,000,000) with a livery and outfitting company, The canoes
right now are stored shipping containers in transit to the United
States aboard the aging and out of shape container vessel Phatty
Rat-tat.

These canoes were allocated for needy paddlers and for the
establishment of paddling schools on the rivers of Malmoroso and
Nystromlund, but these schools were closed when President-for-Life
Oci-One Nomodaggerboats introduced a new paddling act that adversely
affected all recreation on government controlled waters.

This resulted to rampant posting hysteria and mob action by the
veterans of the Burntn'jall wars, with more than three thousand(
3,000) posts from the anti-Timmee movement alone. Heads of government
from the west, The Prime Minister of Freedonia J. Kuthe and His Royal
Highness Dave Manby-Smythe-Poodleski have voice their condemnation of
the resulting conflict.

It is against this background that my entire family has decided to
transfer my father's riches to the United States or, failing that, to
California. As a business person whom I entrusted my future and that
of my family into your hands, I must let you know that this
transaction is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not
necessarily matter. For your assistance we are offering you 30% of the
canoes ,70% for me and my family. Finally, I will demand for assurance
that you will not sit in the canoes but will kneel, as is only right
and proper. If this proposal is accepted please confirm your interest
by sending email or fax.

Iwana Freebie Kannu
Tel:+ 12-345 67 89 10
Fax:+10-987 65 43 21

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Please forgive the top post!

Mike: good clean fun! Thanks! (John_Kuthe..., The Prime Minister of
Freedonia!)


Mike McCrea wrote:

Dear sir,

You may be surprise to receive this post from me, since you don't know
me personally; I am Iwana Freebie Kannu, the son of Igotta Prodeal
Onmyboat, who was recently flamed to death in the sponson thread on
rbp.

I was searching for reliable and reputable person to handle a very
confidential business, which will involve the transfer of a large
number of canoes to foreign recipients, and I decided to write you. My
late father was among the pro-sponson paddlers flamed by agents of the
ruling clique of Generalissimo Vilko Trollspotter for his alleged
support and sympathy for the opposition Timmee movement controlled by
the Prozac party.

Before my father's death, he had traveled to the breakaway republic of
Buttboaterland and deposited the sum of Twenty million open boats
(CANOE 20,000,000) with a livery and outfitting company, The canoes
right now are stored shipping containers in transit to the United
States aboard the aging and out of shape container vessel Phatty
Rat-tat.

These canoes were allocated for needy paddlers and for the
establishment of paddling schools on the rivers of Malmoroso and
Nystromlund, but these schools were closed when President-for-Life
Oci-One Nomodaggerboats introduced a new paddling act that adversely
affected all recreation on government controlled waters.

This resulted to rampant posting hysteria and mob action by the
veterans of the Burntn'jall wars, with more than three thousand(
3,000) posts from the anti-Timmee movement alone. Heads of government
from the west, The Prime Minister of Freedonia J. Kuthe and His Royal
Highness Dave Manby-Smythe-Poodleski have voice their condemnation of
the resulting conflict.

It is against this background that my entire family has decided to
transfer my father's riches to the United States or, failing that, to
California. As a business person whom I entrusted my future and that
of my family into your hands, I must let you know that this
transaction is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not
necessarily matter. For your assistance we are offering you 30% of the
canoes ,70% for me and my family. Finally, I will demand for assurance
that you will not sit in the canoes but will kneel, as is only right
and proper. If this proposal is accepted please confirm your interest
by sending email or fax.

Iwana Freebie Kannu
Tel:+ 12-345 67 89 10
Fax:+10-987 65 43 21


--
John Kuthe,
1st rule of Govt: protect people from Govt
2nd rule of Govt: protect people from each other
BUT: It must *never* become the job of Govt to protect people from
themselves!

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:-) :-) :-) ROTFL, Mike!

I'm saving this one as an rap classic (to join some of Grateful Eds and
Riverman's infamous swearogram posting.)

Parham.

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John Kuthe wrote:
Please forgive the top post!

Mike: good clean fun! Thanks! (John_Kuthe..., The Prime Minister of
Freedonia!)


You deposed Rufus T. Firefly? Hmmm, it sounds like a CIA plot to me...

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I love it! Nice work, Mike.

--
Regards

Brian

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Bloody 'ell - I've been promoted to royalty.

I abdicate from immediate effect.


--
Dave Manby
Details of the Coruh river and my book "Many Rivers To Run" at
http://www.dmanby.demon.co.uk

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"Dave Manby" wrote in message
...
Bloody 'ell - I've been promoted to royalty.

I abdicate from immediate effect.


Sorry, its impossible to avoid immediate effects, including stupid posts
like this one.

--riverman
(oh no, here come the paparazzi!! Drive faster!!)

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On 14-Sep-2003, "riverman" wrote:

(oh no, here come the paparazzi!! Drive faster!!)

Head for that tunnel... ooops!