Hey all of you birthers, mooks, right wingers, birthers, and
loogywannabes, my new club is going just great. Me, Don and slammer are
having a great time. The only reason I come back here is so that I can
call names and insult people. It's not because I'm a narcissist. Really,
it's not. And Don comes here just because he follows me wherever I want
him too. He's a good puppy. Now if any of you assholes try to get into
my new group, I'll call the cops on you. And I have guns.