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BAR[_2_] March 4th 11 12:24 PM

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...trapped-woman-
fold-out-couch-403011

We need to ban all fold-out couches due to them being used as weapons
against women.




HenryK[_2_] March 4th 11 04:25 PM

JPS - Ban All Couches
 

Gee, you keep talking about Greasy hair, when you are the only one we
have seen fat, sweaty, greasy pictures of... And your house.. man, oh
man.. What a stye..

http://www.rowdymouse.com/media/DW1.jpg

Clean up your own garbage, then talk to me...


If he only had a truck, he could haul it away.

HenryK[_2_] March 5th 11 04:25 PM

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I have a picture of you in your Sea Pro. You're an obese old ****.


Will you put it on line? I haven't been able to find it.

BAR[_2_] March 6th 11 12:26 PM

JPS - Ban All Couches
 
In article ,
says...
~~ Snerk ~~ What an idiot! You don't even know who you're talking to.
Better get another shipment of Looneys 'special crop' to mellow you out.


You should call the FBI on him. Oh wait, you can't, you're too big of a
coward.

***************

Breaking any kiddie arms these days??



He alternates between that and beating up his wife. :)



Is he forced to live in his basement, like you?

Harryk March 6th 11 01:22 PM

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On 3/6/11 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...
~~ Snerk ~~ What an idiot! You don't even know who you're talking to.
Better get another shipment of Looneys 'special crop' to mellow you out.

You should call the FBI on him. Oh wait, you can't, you're too big of a
coward.

***************

Breaking any kiddie arms these days??



He alternates between that and beating up his wife. :)



Is he forced to live in his basement, like you?


You boys have serious problems with thinking, but where did you get the
idea I "live" in the basement? I simply have my home office on the
lowest level of the house. You and your complete moron friend Scott
Ingersoll might want to spend less time fantasizing about me and more
time trying to obtain a little more formal education. The house is
hardwired in every room with CAT5e, and I have a wireless "n" router.
At the moment, I happen to be on the main level at the kitchen table,
working my way through the Post and the Times.

Besides, the lower level of the house is hardly a "basement" in the
traditional sense since every room down there except a storage area is
above grade and has at least one large window.

Try a little harder, Bertie-Birther. I know it hurts "up there" when you
engage your meager thinking abilities, but the stress of pumping blood
up through your brain is worthwhile.

BAR[_2_] March 6th 11 01:53 PM

JPS - Ban All Couches
 
In article , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

On 3/6/11 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...
~~ Snerk ~~ What an idiot! You don't even know who you're talking to.
Better get another shipment of Looneys 'special crop' to mellow you out.

You should call the FBI on him. Oh wait, you can't, you're too big of a
coward.

***************

Breaking any kiddie arms these days??


He alternates between that and beating up his wife. :)



Is he forced to live in his basement, like you?


You boys have serious problems with thinking, but where did you get the
idea I "live" in the basement? I simply have my home office on the
lowest level of the house. You and your complete moron friend Scott
Ingersoll might want to spend less time fantasizing about me and more
time trying to obtain a little more formal education. The house is
hardwired in every room with CAT5e, and I have a wireless "n" router.
At the moment, I happen to be on the main level at the kitchen table,
working my way through the Post and the Times.


Aren't you the technological genius, CAT5e, in every room.

Oooh a wireless "n" router. You really are on the bleeding edge of
technology.

What speeds are you getting from your ISP? 10 M/bps? You do not need
CAT5e, you do not need wireless "n". 802.11b and CAT3 is good enough for
you.

Besides, the lower level of the house is hardly a "basement" in the
traditional sense since every room down there except a storage area is
above grade and has at least one large window.


You can call your basement whatever you want, but it is still a
basement.

Try a little harder, Bertie-Birther. I know it hurts "up there" when you
engage your meager thinking abilities, but the stress of pumping blood
up through your brain is worthwhile.


Thanks for playing again, Harry. I do appreciate you wasting your
valuable time trying to impress and educate me.



Harryk March 6th 11 02:08 PM

JPS - Ban All Couches
 
On 3/6/11 8:53 AM, BAR wrote:
In , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

On 3/6/11 7:26 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...
~~ Snerk ~~ What an idiot! You don't even know who you're talking to.
Better get another shipment of Looneys 'special crop' to mellow you out.

You should call the FBI on him. Oh wait, you can't, you're too big of a
coward.

***************

Breaking any kiddie arms these days??


He alternates between that and beating up his wife. :)



Is he forced to live in his basement, like you?


You boys have serious problems with thinking, but where did you get the
idea I "live" in the basement? I simply have my home office on the
lowest level of the house. You and your complete moron friend Scott
Ingersoll might want to spend less time fantasizing about me and more
time trying to obtain a little more formal education. The house is
hardwired in every room with CAT5e, and I have a wireless "n" router.
At the moment, I happen to be on the main level at the kitchen table,
working my way through the Post and the Times.


Aren't you the technological genius, CAT5e, in every room.

Oooh a wireless "n" router. You really are on the bleeding edge of
technology.

What speeds are you getting from your ISP? 10 M/bps? You do not need
CAT5e, you do not need wireless "n". 802.11b and CAT3 is good enough for
you.

Besides, the lower level of the house is hardly a "basement" in the
traditional sense since every room down there except a storage area is
above grade and has at least one large window.


You can call your basement whatever you want, but it is still a
basement.

Try a little harder, Bertie-Birther. I know it hurts "up there" when you
engage your meager thinking abilities, but the stress of pumping blood
up through your brain is worthwhile.


Thanks for playing again, Harry. I do appreciate you wasting your
valuable time trying to impress and educate me.




I have no "delusions" about "edu-ma-cating" an intellectual cipher like
you, Bertie-Birther. Being a "birther" is an admission of gross stupidity.

We're wired with CAT5e cable because when the electricians were wiring
the house, I bought and dropped off a spool of it plus boxes for every
room, well, every room except the bathrooms and dining room.

Typically, I get 25Mbps download speed and 5Mbps upload speed.




HenryK[_2_] March 6th 11 02:53 PM

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On 3/6/2011 8:53 AM, BAR wrote:


Thanks for playing again, Harry. I do appreciate you wasting your
valuable time trying to impress and educate me.


If Krause had a buck for every hour he wasted here, he'd be a rich man.

I_am_Tosk March 6th 11 03:34 PM

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In article , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

Why is it that a pedophile creeper like you, Harry Krause of Huntington
Maryland is stalking me here and using my name?


Harryk March 6th 11 03:43 PM

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On 3/6/11 10:34 AM, I_am_Tosk wrote:
In , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

Why is it that a pedophile creeper like you, Harry Krause of Huntington
Maryland is stalking me here and using my name?


A. If anyone here is a pedophile, little ****, it is you. You're the one
who spends weekends in a tent with an underaged girl. The last time I
was single, the gal I was dating was 27.

B. No one here is "stalking" you, little ****.

C. Your name has become a euphemism for saying or doing something
"really stupid," as in, "I was whittling a whistle with a dull knife, it
slipped and I Scotty Ingersolled my finger." Or, "That fellow forgot to
wipe himself while in the toilet; he's Scotty Ingersolled himself."




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