A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a
Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the f#@k do you think?"

On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:13:27 -0800, "Califbill"
wrote:

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a
Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the f#@k do you think?"

Racist. It should have been tequila.

But, funny as hell.