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Canuck57[_9_] February 24th 11 04:36 AM

Bill Gates, Bernanke and Obama
 

Bill Gates, Bernanke and Obama we on a plane, and fate had it the plane
crashed.

At the pearly gates and angel came out and said your three, for those
with real power and money we treat you special. Over here.... they all
smiled as they like being pampered.

The angel asks Bill, have you left any debts behind? Bill awnswer, "No,
but I left $40 billion to my estate and some to charities in an ongoing
perpetual trust.". The angel says good man, you were honorable, even
employed 10,s of thousands, you go through the gate to heaven....

The angel asks Bernanke, have you left any debts behind? Bernanke
answers, not my doing the $9.5 to 14.5 trillion was... Angel asks, why?
Well, Obama made me do it. The angel says that is a lot of coal to
shovel in hell, off you go.

The angel asks Bernanke, have you left any debts behind? Obama answers I
have left a few million to my family and debt free. Angel asks but how
did yet get the money? Obama asks, some back room deals. Angel says
you are a jiving again. You follow Bernanke. Obama asks, does that
mean I have to shovel coal? Angel answers hell no, with a mouth like
yours we expect you to blow on the flames!

--
Socialism is a great ideal as long as someone else pays for it. And when
no one is left to pay for it, they all can share nothing.

Canuck57[_9_] February 24th 11 04:40 AM

Bill Gates, Bernanke and Obama
 
With a few corrections, hazards of original works...

Bill Gates, Bernanke and Obama we on a plane, and fate had it the plane
crashed.

At the pearly gates and angel came out and said your three, for those
with real power and money we treat you special. Over here.... they all
smiled as they like being pampered.

The angel asks Bill, have you left any debts behind? Bill answer, "No,
but I left $40 billion to my estate and some to charities in an ongoing
perpetual trust.". The angel says good man, you were honorable, even
employed 10's of thousands, you go through the gate to heaven....

The angel asks Bernanke, have you left any debts behind? Bernanke
answers, not my doing the $9.5 to 14.5 trillion was... Angel asks, why?
Well, Obama made me do it. The angel says that is a lot of coal to
shovel in hell, off you go.

The angel asks Obama, have you left any debts behind? Obama answers I
have left a few million to my family and debt free. Angel asks but how
did yet get the money? Obama asks, some back room deals. Angel says
you are a jiving again. You follow Bernanke. Obama asks, does that
mean I have to shovel coal? Angel answers hell no, with a mouth like
yours we expect you to blow on the flames!

--
Socialism is a great ideal as long as someone else pays for it. And when
no one is left to pay for it, they all can share nothing.

Hadenough February 24th 11 04:51 AM

Bill Gates, Bernanke and Obama
 
On Feb 23, 11:40*pm, Canuck57 wrote:
With a few corrections, hazards of original works...

Bill Gates, Bernanke and Obama we on a plane, and fate had it the plane
crashed.

At the pearly gates and angel came out and said your three, for those
with real power and money we treat you special. *Over here.... they all
smiled as they like being pampered.

The angel asks Bill, have you left any debts behind? *Bill answer, "No,
but I left $40 billion to my estate and some to charities in an ongoing
perpetual trust.". *The angel says good man, you were honorable, even
employed 10's of thousands, you go through the gate to heaven....

The angel asks Bernanke, have you left any debts behind? *Bernanke
answers, not my doing the $9.5 to 14.5 trillion was... *Angel asks, why?
* Well, Obama made me do it. *The angel says that is a lot of coal to
shovel in hell, off you go.

The angel asks Obama, have you left any debts behind? Obama answers I
have left a few million to my family and debt free. *Angel asks but how
did yet get the money? *Obama asks, some back room deals. *Angel says
you are a jiving again. *You follow Bernanke. *Obama asks, does that
mean I have to shovel coal? *Angel answers hell no, with a mouth like
yours we expect you to blow on the flames!

--
Socialism is a great ideal as long as someone else pays for it. And when
no one is left to pay for it, they all can share nothing.


It sucked just as bad after you corrected it.....

ronicolman February 24th 11 08:17 AM

I mean, the Obama Administration has two key people held over from the Bush Administration (Bernanke and Gates), both the Bush and Obama administation helped pass the treasonous banker bailout bill, both Bush and Obama have done nothing to stop the war and both men are using imaginary terrorists as a pretext to keep Americans overseas.


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