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Navy to investigate lewd videos shown on carrier
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NORFOLK, Va. (AP) – The Navy said Sunday it will investigate "clearly
inappropriate" videos broadcast to the crew of nuclear-powered aircraft
carrier in which a top officer of the ship used gay slurs, mimicked
masturbation and opened the shower curtain on women pretending to bathe
together.

The star of the videos, made in 2006 and 2007, is a former Top Gun pilot
who now commands the same ship, the Norfolk-based USS Enterprise, which
was deployed in the Middle East at the time and is weeks from deploying
again.

The Virginian-Pilot newspaper reported on the videos in its Sunday
editions and posted an edited version of one video on its website.

Capt. Owen Honors appeared in the videos while he was the USS
Enterprise's executive officer — the second in command — and they aired
on the ship's closed-circuit television. Honors took over as the ship's
commander in May.

It's not immediately known why the videos are surfacing now. The
Virginian-Pilot quoted anonymous crew members who said they raised
concerns aboard the ship about the videos when they aired, but they were
brushed off.

It's clear from the videos that Honors had already gotten complaints
when some of them were made. "Over the years I've gotten several
complaints about inappropriate material during these videos, never to me
personally but, gutlessly, through other channels," he said in the
introduction to the video posted by the newspaper.

In the same segment, Honors uses a derogatory term for gays.

Next comes a sequence of what appear to be outtakes in which Honors and
others curse, followed by clips in which he and others are shown making
hand motions that mimic masturbation.

Honors segues to the next segment by saying, "Finally let's get to my
favorite topic ... chicks in the shower." Next are shown clips of pairs
of women and a pair of men pretending to shower together. No nudity is
shown, but the men's and women's bare shoulders imply they are nude.

Other clips in the video show a man in drag and a mock rectal examination.

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