Mary and John's diary
 

Mary's Diary:

Tonight, I thought John was acting weird. We had made plans to meet
at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all
day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded
to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I
cried. I don't know what to do.. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

John's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.

Mary and John's diary
 

On Fri, 10 Dec 2010 10:50:41 -0800, Eddie wrote:

Mary's Diary:

Tonight, I thought John was acting weird. We had made plans to meet
at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all
day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded
to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I
cried. I don't know what to do.. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

John's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.

Probably needed two batteries.

Mary and John's diary
 

On Dec 10, 2:51*pm, John H wrote:
On Fri, 10 Dec 2010 10:50:41 -0800, Eddie wrote:
Mary's Diary:

Tonight, I thought John was acting weird. *We had made plans to meet
at a nice restaurant for dinner. *I was shopping with my friends all
day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it. *Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. *He agreed, but
he didn't say much. *I asked him what was wrong; *He said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. *He said he wasn't
upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. *He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. *I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' *When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. *He just
sat there quietly, and watched TV. *He continued to seem distant and
absent. *Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. *To my surprise, he responded
to my caress, and we made love. *But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. *He fell asleep - I
cried. *I don't know what to do.. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else. *My life is a disaster.

John's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.

Probably needed two batteries.

LOL!

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"Eddie" wrote in message ...

Mary's Diary:

Tonight, I thought John was acting weird. We had made plans to meet
at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all
day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't
upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded
to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I
cried. I don't know what to do.. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

John's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.

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Haha! and on topic too!

Mary and John's diary
 

On Fri, 10 Dec 2010 18:11:33 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 10, 2:51*pm, John H wrote:
On Fri, 10 Dec 2010 10:50:41 -0800, Eddie wrote:
Mary's Diary:

Tonight, I thought John was acting weird. *We had made plans to meet
at a nice restaurant for dinner. *I was shopping with my friends all
day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it. *Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. *He agreed, but
he didn't say much. *I asked him what was wrong; *He said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. *He said he wasn't
upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. *He smiled slightly, and
kept driving. *I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't
say, 'I love you, too.' *When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. *He just
sat there quietly, and watched TV. *He continued to seem distant and
absent. *Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. *To my surprise, he responded
to my caress, and we made love. *But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. *He fell asleep - I
cried. *I don't know what to do.. I'm almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone else. *My life is a disaster.

John's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.

Probably needed two batteries.

LOL!

I figured you'd catch it, Tim.