In an unusual press conference held today, Yale publicly apologized to
Harry Krause for its previous statement that he had never been on the
Yale campus.

Krause has maintained for years that he graduated from Yale. He even
wrote of himself and his friends making fun of fellow Yale student
George W. Bush. But Yale records, which are available on the
Internet, never showed a Harry Krause as a student or a graduate of
the institution.

However Yale Provost, Christopher Robin, said today that Yale was
retracting its previous statement which denied that Harry Krause had
ever been on campus. “After an exhaustive investigation, we have
determined,” said Provost Robin, “that in early 1965 Harry Krause was
indeed on campus. We now have irrefutable evidence that 45 years ago
Harry Krause walked onto our campus and ate a hotdog in the student
cafeteria. After finishing the hotdog, Krause walked back off
campus. Therefore, we are happy to make this correction and set the
record straight.”