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John H[_2_] October 21st 10 02:15 PM

Excellent joke...Back from Arkansas
 
Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,

"Excellent trade, sir."

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.

mmc October 21st 10 03:10 PM

Excellent joke...Back from Arkansas
 


"John H" wrote in message
...
Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,

"Excellent trade, sir."

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.


He screwed the farmer on that deal.


Harry® October 21st 10 03:28 PM

Excellent joke...Back from Arkansas
 
"John H" wrote in message ...
Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,

"Excellent trade, sir."

--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.



Totally funny and non political. How do you do it?

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If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a PC or a MAC, it's from an ID
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The magnificent Boatless Harry


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