BoatBanter.com - How dare we compare the American right to the Taliban!

How dare we compare the American right to the Taliban. Sure, we on
the right and the Taliban both hate sex, reproductive choice,
secularism, government regulation, homosexualism, and masturbation. We
both want to establish godly governments that enforce scriptural law.
And, we both justify our wars on the basis of religion. But the
similarities end there.

We fight our wars in the name of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
They fight their battles for Allah, a god who doesn't even know how to
transubstantiate or turn water into a party.

We want to impose God's kingdom on Earth by passing biblically
based sharia laws. The Koran serves as the basis of the Taliban's law,
and unlike the Bible, it offers no object lessons in which she-bears eat
children or whole cities are smitten with hemorrhoids.

The Taliban punish OB/GYNs using crude, uncivilized methods like
stoning. We shoot doctors from a distance with a modern high-powered rifle.

While we may demand that our women dress modestly, and enforce it
by calling them sluts or blaming them when they are victims of rape, our
burka is a more fashionable and procreation-friendly burka.

Those are just a few examples of how we're dissimilar. I could go
on about the differences between a crusade and a jihad; family values vs
sharia; the unAllahed vs the unJesused, and morale sheep, adultery, and
divorce vs temporary wives, etc, but I think I've made my point. The
Great Orange Satan is wrong. We're not like the Taliban. We're God's
favored people.

From a patriotboy review of a new book by the owner of the Daily Kos
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