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John H[_2_] August 18th 10 01:06 AM

For Golfers Only - new golf book
 
Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the
Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank (Hank, pay attention)

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Decorum for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Go Undetected While Urinating Behind a 4" x 4" Out-of-Bounds
Post

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find Your Ball on the Fairway That Everyone Else Saw Roll
in to the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 13 - How to Retrieve Your Golf Cart from the Water Hazard

Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You're Hitting Three Off the Ladies Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 - Religion and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 17 - Why Ball Retrievers and Life Vests Just Make Sense

Chapter 18 - Proper Attire for the Effective and Undetected Use of the Foot
Wedge

Chapter 19 - 29 ways to screw up a hole after a perfect drive

Chapter 20 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $7.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl with a
$3 Tip, and Stiff the Bartender at the 19th Hole

--

John H

YukonBound August 18th 10 01:46 AM

For Golfers Only - new golf book
 


"John H" wrote in message
...
Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from
the
Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank (Hank, pay attention)

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Decorum for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Go Undetected While Urinating Behind a 4" x 4"
Out-of-Bounds
Post

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find Your Ball on the Fairway That Everyone Else Saw
Roll
in to the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 13 - How to Retrieve Your Golf Cart from the Water Hazard

Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You're Hitting Three Off the Ladies Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 - Religion and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 17 - Why Ball Retrievers and Life Vests Just Make Sense

Chapter 18 - Proper Attire for the Effective and Undetected Use of the
Foot
Wedge

Chapter 19 - 29 ways to screw up a hole after a perfect drive

Chapter 20 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $7.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl
with a
$3 Tip, and Stiff the Bartender at the 19th Hole

--

John H


take it to alt.old greezergames


John H[_2_] August 18th 10 12:08 PM

For Golfers Only - new golf book
 
On Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:30:53 -0400, wrote:

On Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:06:34 -0400, John H
wrote:

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the
Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank (Hank, pay attention)

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Decorum for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Go Undetected While Urinating Behind a 4" x 4" Out-of-Bounds
Post

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find Your Ball on the Fairway That Everyone Else Saw Roll
in to the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 13 - How to Retrieve Your Golf Cart from the Water Hazard

Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You're Hitting Three Off the Ladies Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 - Religion and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 17 - Why Ball Retrievers and Life Vests Just Make Sense

Chapter 18 - Proper Attire for the Effective and Undetected Use of the Foot
Wedge

Chapter 19 - 29 ways to screw up a hole after a perfect drive

Chapter 20 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $7.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl with a
$3 Tip, and Stiff the Bartender at the 19th Hole


You forgot
"which tee to use in a sand trap"
"a golf course is just a driving range with carts, take a bucket of
balls and have a good time"
"what is that card on the steering wheel for?"


You're right. All of those deserve a chapter!
--

John H

Harry[_5_] August 18th 10 04:03 PM

For Golfers Only - new golf book
 
In article ,
says...

"John H" wrote in message
...
Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from
the
Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank (Hank, pay attention)

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Decorum for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Go Undetected While Urinating Behind a 4" x 4"
Out-of-Bounds
Post

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find Your Ball on the Fairway That Everyone Else Saw
Roll
in to the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 13 - How to Retrieve Your Golf Cart from the Water Hazard

Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You're Hitting Three Off the Ladies Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 - Religion and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 17 - Why Ball Retrievers and Life Vests Just Make Sense

Chapter 18 - Proper Attire for the Effective and Undetected Use of the
Foot
Wedge

Chapter 19 - 29 ways to screw up a hole after a perfect drive

Chapter 20 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $7.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl
with a
$3 Tip, and Stiff the Bartender at the 19th Hole

--

John H


take it to alt.old greezergames


Yeah, we always post on topic, huh little buddy?!

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If a post is attributed to me, and it isn't from a Mac, it's from an ID
spoofer who hasn't the balls to post with his own ID.


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