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YukonBound August 12th 10 01:29 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 


"I am Tosk" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

On 8/11/10 5:24 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
...
Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.
--

John H

Maybe you can run some of your ethnic/woman basher jokes past the
kiddies.
I'm betting they have more sense than their Ompa and tell you to
smarten up



Herring's jokes to the grandkids schedule -

First hour:

anti-black jokes

Second hour:

anti-Jewish jokes

Third hour:

anti-Latino jokes

Fourth hour:

anti-gay jokes


WaaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaa quit'cher wailin'. You are such a
frekin' pussy... Just hurry up eat one of your widdew capguns so I can
take a little side trip and **** on your grave while I attend my
daughters wedding next spring... Get it off my bucket list:)

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!


Has anyone warned the new son-in-law what kind of family he's marrying into?


YukonBound August 12th 10 01:31 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 


"Harry (I post with a Mac, check the headers for ID spoofers who don't)"
wrote in message
m...
On 8/11/10 11:33 PM, I am Tosk wrote:
In articleWvCdnUs69eW5iv7RnZ2dnUVZ_i2dnZ2d@earthlink .com,
says...

On 8/11/10 5:24 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"John wrote in message
...
Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.
--

John H

Maybe you can run some of your ethnic/woman basher jokes past the
kiddies.
I'm betting they have more sense than their Ompa and tell you to
smarten up


Herring's jokes to the grandkids schedule -

First hour:

anti-black jokes

Second hour:

anti-Jewish jokes

Third hour:

anti-Latino jokes

Fourth hour:

anti-gay jokes


WaaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaa quit'cher wailin'. You are such a
frekin' pussy... Just hurry up eat one of your widdew capguns so I can
take a little side trip and **** on your grave while I attend my
daughters wedding next spring... Get it off my bucket list:)



Sorry, little man, but my cemetery of choice has rules for visitors:

1. No really short guys allowed to visit
2. Visitors must have a three digit IQ
3. No long, greasy hair allowed

You'd never get in.


~~ Snerk ~~
If only every public place had such rules...the world would be a better
place!


Harry[_5_] August 12th 10 01:56 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 
"I am Tosk" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

On 8/11/10 4:57 PM, John H wrote:
Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.



Wow...a boating adventure on Lake Nuke. Y-a-w-n.


Way more interesting than that painted hooker you posted pics of last
year...

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!



That was a low blow. That photo happened to be of my 12 year old grand
daughter. And she isn't a hooker,,,,,,yet.

--
The OBAMA motto: We've got what it takes, to take what you've got!


Harry[_5_] August 12th 10 02:03 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 
"Harry (I post with a Mac, check the headers for ID spoofers who don't)"
wrote in message
m...
On 8/11/10 11:33 PM, I am Tosk wrote:
In articleWvCdnUs69eW5iv7RnZ2dnUVZ_i2dnZ2d@earthlink .com,
says...

On 8/11/10 5:24 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"John wrote in message
...
Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.
--

John H

Maybe you can run some of your ethnic/woman basher jokes past the
kiddies.
I'm betting they have more sense than their Ompa and tell you to
smarten up


Herring's jokes to the grandkids schedule -

First hour:

anti-black jokes

Second hour:

anti-Jewish jokes

Third hour:

anti-Latino jokes

Fourth hour:

anti-gay jokes


WaaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaa quit'cher wailin'. You are such a
frekin' pussy... Just hurry up eat one of your widdew capguns so I can
take a little side trip and **** on your grave while I attend my
daughters wedding next spring... Get it off my bucket list:)



Sorry, little man, but my cemetery of choice has rules for visitors:

1. No really short guys allowed to visit
2. Visitors must have a three digit IQ
3. No long, greasy hair allowed

You'd never get in.



Nice place you chose. Quite pretty and tranquil. The plastic flowers add a
nice touch.
You better hurry up and make your reservation. Last time I checked, it was
standing room only.

--
The OBAMA motto: We've got what it takes, to take what you've got!


Harry[_5_] August 12th 10 02:08 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 
"Harry (I post with a Mac, check the headers for ID spoofers who don't)"
wrote in message
...
John H wrote:
On Aug 11, 5:24 pm, "YukonBound" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...



Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.
The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!
http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg
I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.
--
John H
Maybe you can run some of your ethnic/woman basher jokes past the
kiddies.
I'm betting they have more sense than their Ompa and tell you to smarten
up


'Women basher'?

Perhaps you should practice comprehension. In the meantime, you really
should keep your 'thoughts' to yourself. You really are a stupid
little guy.


I lock the head on my boat when women are aboard. They **** too much.

That's different than the women basher jokes you tell. Sucks to have
kiddies who are more enlightened than you, eh?


That was the old "Yoo Hoo". The new "Yoo Hoo" has the new and improved head
in a suitcase which is available to anyone who is willing to squat in my
open cockpit.

--
The OBAMA motto: We've got what it takes, to take what you've got!


Harry @ news.east.earthlink.net August 12th 10 02:16 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 
In article ,
says...

On 8/11/10 4:57 PM, John H wrote:
Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as patio
doors, but they'll have to do.



Wow...a boating adventure on Lake Nuke. Y-a-w-n.


Yeah, who in hell would come here and post about boating?

--
The stupider you sound, the more Republican votes you'll get

Harry @ news.east.earthlink.net August 12th 10 02:17 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 
In article ,
says...

"John H" wrote in message
...
Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.
--

John H


Maybe you can run some of your ethnic/woman basher jokes past the kiddies.
I'm betting they have more sense than their Ompa and tell you to smarten up


Good one, little buddy! I man having fun with his family is sickening,
isn't it? He should just get some wine and get ****ed up with his kids
instead like you do!

--
The stupider you sound, the more Republican votes you'll get

Harry @ news.east.earthlink.net August 12th 10 02:18 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 
In article ,
says...

On 8/11/10 9:50 PM, John H wrote:
On Aug 11, 5:24 pm, wrote:
"John wrote in message

...



Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.
--

John H

Maybe you can run some of your ethnic/woman basher jokes past the kiddies.
I'm betting they have more sense than their Ompa and tell you to smarten up


'Women basher'?

Perhaps you should practice comprehension. In the meantime, you really
should keep your 'thoughts' to yourself. You really are a stupid
little guy.



Really? He wasn't involved in losing a war. You were.


Oh, spoofer!!! You've stated here that you were in 'Nam for a mission.
So YOU were "involved in a losing war".

--
The stupider you sound, the more Republican votes you'll get

Harry @ news.east.earthlink.net August 12th 10 02:19 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 
In article ,
says...

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Aug 11, 5:24 pm, "YukonBound" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

...



Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.
--

John H

Maybe you can run some of your ethnic/woman basher jokes past the
kiddies.
I'm betting they have more sense than their Ompa and tell you to smarten
up


'Women basher'?

Perhaps you should practice comprehension. In the meantime, you really
should keep your 'thoughts' to yourself. You really are a stupid
little guy.


Truth hurts , eh Johnny?


Actually, my bow legged little piece of tail, I don't know why you and I
like to bash people for having fun with their families. Maybe it's
because of our disfunctions?

--
The stupider you sound, the more Republican votes you'll get

Harry @ news.east.earthlink.net August 12th 10 02:21 PM

Boating Tomorrow
 
In article ,
says...

On 8/11/10 11:33 PM, I am Tosk wrote:
In articleWvCdnUs69eW5iv7RnZ2dnUVZ_i2dnZ2d@earthlink .com,
says...

On 8/11/10 5:24 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"John wrote in message
...
Taking the kids out on Lake Anna, VA, again. They absolutely love that
place,
and being pulled around on a tube.

The last tube required them to lay down on it to be comfortable, so
tomorrow
we'll try a different one. Got this one today. Hope it works!

http://content.westmarine.com/images...ll/7752645.jpg

I'll try to get some pictures. They won't be nearly as interesting as
patio
doors, but they'll have to do.
--

John H

Maybe you can run some of your ethnic/woman basher jokes past the kiddies.
I'm betting they have more sense than their Ompa and tell you to smarten up


Herring's jokes to the grandkids schedule -

First hour:

anti-black jokes

Second hour:

anti-Jewish jokes

Third hour:

anti-Latino jokes

Fourth hour:

anti-gay jokes


WaaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhaaaaaaa quit'cher wailin'. You are such a
frekin' pussy... Just hurry up eat one of your widdew capguns so I can
take a little side trip and **** on your grave while I attend my
daughters wedding next spring... Get it off my bucket list:)



Sorry, little man, but my cemetery of choice has rules for visitors:

1. No really short guys allowed to visit
2. Visitors must have a three digit IQ
3. No long, greasy hair allowed

You'd never get in.


Hey, spoofer are you so insecure in your manhood that you have something
against men with long hair???

--
The stupider you sound, the more Republican votes you'll get


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