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Jose's Sign
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H All decisions are the result of binary thinking. |
Jose's Sign
"John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H All decisions are the result of binary thinking. So, you're against the entrepreneurial spirit. Ok. |
Jose's Sign
"John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? |
Jose's Sign
On 6/30/10 6:50 PM, YukonBound wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? Figuratively...from the looks of him and from his health reports here, he probably hasn't had a hard-on for more than a decade. |
Jose's Sign
"YukonBound" wrote in message ... "John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? Poor choice of words Donny boy. |
Jose's Sign
"Harry ?" wrote in message m... On 6/30/10 6:50 PM, YukonBound wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? Figuratively...from the looks of him and from his health reports here, he probably hasn't had a hard-on for more than a decade. So now you're the erection expert. |
Jose's Sign
On 6/30/10 7:06 PM, Harold wrote:
wrote in message ... "John wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? Poor choice of words Donny boy. Everyone knows Herring is a racist and a hater of Latinos. No surprise: he's one of your boys. |
Jose's Sign
"John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H All decisions are the result of binary thinking. LOL, tHaTs sOmE fUnNy sH!T, in a kind of a racist way... |
Jose's Sign
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:10:02 -0400, "Harold"
wrote: "Harry ?" wrote in message om... On 6/30/10 6:50 PM, YukonBound wrote: "John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? Figuratively...from the looks of him and from his health reports here, he probably hasn't had a hard-on for more than a decade. So now you're the erection expert. Both of them. The joke was so bad they quoted the whole thing. Coupla hypocrites. Racist hypocrits. -- John H All decisions are the result of binary thinking. |
Jose's Sign
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:19:41 -0500, "Happy" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message .. . Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H All decisions are the result of binary thinking. LOL, tHaTs sOmE fUnNy sH!T, in a kind of a racist way... Bull, nothing racist about it. Maybe anti-illegal alien. -- John H All decisions are the result of binary thinking. |
Jose's Sign
On 6/30/10 7:26 PM, John H wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:10:02 -0400, wrote: "Harry wrote in message m... On 6/30/10 6:50 PM, YukonBound wrote: "John wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? Figuratively...from the looks of him and from his health reports here, he probably hasn't had a hard-on for more than a decade. So now you're the erection expert. Both of them. The joke was so bad they quoted the whole thing. Coupla hypocrites. Racist hypocrits. It's important to display your racism as you posted it, s.f.b. |
Jose's Sign
On 6/30/10 7:27 PM, John H wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:19:41 -0500, wrote: "John wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H All decisions are the result of binary thinking. LOL, tHaTs sOmE fUnNy sH!T, in a kind of a racist way... Bull, nothing racist about it. Maybe anti-illegal alien. Herring the racist claiming he isn't a ... racist. Priceless. |
Jose's Sign
YukonBound wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? Illegal Latinos. There's a huge difference, skippy. |
Jose's Sign
"YukonBound" wrote in message ... "John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? My GOD, it's a joke! It's funny as well. My in-laws are from Mexico (one, an actual "wet-back"), and you can bet I'm telling that one to them tomorrow. They'll laugh harder than I did. I find it humorous that the folks that seem to scream RACIST the loudest, have nothing to do with the joke or remark. They don't need YOU to try to protect them. What YOU do becomes part of the problem. Get a life, and let others worry about their own. Here's one... told to me by a very good Jewish friend: Moshe and Aeron (sp?) are down on their luck and find themselves roaming the city in search of a meal. They happen upon a large sign outside a church that reads "Convert to Christianity and get paid $1000." Naturally, they're skeptical, but finally Moshe convinces Aeron, to go in. After 8 or 9 hours, Aeron finally emerges from the church, and Moshe excitedly asks him, "well... did you get the $1000??" Aeron replies, "Is that all you people think about... money?" Another funny one. Admonish my Jewish friend for that one... --Mike |
Jose's Sign
On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:53:16 -0700, "mgg" wrote:
"YukonBound" wrote in message . .. "John H" wrote in message ... Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend. "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him. "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!" Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?" Jose's sign reads: "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico." -- John H You really do have a hard-on for Latinos, eh? My GOD, it's a joke! It's funny as well. My in-laws are from Mexico (one, an actual "wet-back"), and you can bet I'm telling that one to them tomorrow. They'll laugh harder than I did. I find it humorous that the folks that seem to scream RACIST the loudest, have nothing to do with the joke or remark. They don't need YOU to try to protect them. What YOU do becomes part of the problem. Get a life, and let others worry about their own. Here's one... told to me by a very good Jewish friend: Moshe and Aeron (sp?) are down on their luck and find themselves roaming the city in search of a meal. They happen upon a large sign outside a church that reads "Convert to Christianity and get paid $1000." Naturally, they're skeptical, but finally Moshe convinces Aeron, to go in. After 8 or 9 hours, Aeron finally emerges from the church, and Moshe excitedly asks him, "well... did you get the $1000??" Aeron replies, "Is that all you people think about... money?" Another funny one. Admonish my Jewish friend for that one... --Mike LOL! You've really got a hard-on for Christians, huh? -- John H All decisions are the result of binary thinking. |
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