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Spring water and rednecks
On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to
do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. Being only a couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think about. Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other was......well, we were not sure. The definitely female one resembled a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery (wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation centered about admiring each others ornamentation. National Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to have of native women with their weird body mods. I can just imagine it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..." |
Spring water and rednecks
On Jun 14, 11:46*am, Frogwatch wrote:
On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. *Being only a couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think about. Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other was......well, we were not sure. *The definitely female one resembled a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery (wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation centered about admiring each others ornamentation. *National Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to have of native women with their weird body mods. *I can just imagine it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..." Don't feel alone. It seems that their sisters live in my area too. Last year I think one of them wore some kind of lime green terry-cloth shorts and a pink tank top that said "achy-breaky heart" on it. teeth are an option. |
Spring water and rednecks
On Jun 14, 2:22*pm, I am Tosk wrote:
In article eae16d29-1605-4a4b-8bb7- , says... On Jun 14, 11:46*am, Frogwatch wrote: On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. *Being only a couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think about. Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other was......well, we were not sure. *The definitely female one resembled a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery (wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation centered about admiring each others ornamentation. *National Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to have of native women with their weird body mods. *I can just imagine it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..." Don't feel alone. It seems that their sisters live in my area too. Last year I think one of them wore some kind of lime green terry-cloth shorts and a pink tank top that said "achy-breaky heart" on it. teeth are an option. Pfffft... Ignorance is bliss I guess. Me, I try not to judge based on "makeup". My middle daughter is inked, inked a lot and has been for many years. She has a great job making at least as much as any of you did comparatively at her age in a white collar management position. She dresses carefully but not like you are talking about here, I am sure she dresses better than most of your wives, and yes, she is a shoe girl;) She is usually reading 3-5 books at any given time, studies Violin and Viola, rides horses all prim and proper in the shows, loves a hand crafted beer, and plays a mean game of 9 ball. Oh, and just for Bonnie's benefit, she pays and has paid all of her own bills since she left for College at age 18. She is just a great kid all around. Sure, on the weekends she gets all dressed up in leather and jumps on a Harley, but it's a new frekin' VRod, not some clapped out old POS... Judge her as you will, but she is gonna' do just fine. Scotty -- Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese! Most of the places I go to swim on weekends are not exactly "approved by authorities" so most of em are filled with redneck chicks all with tramp stamps When my older daughter was 16, I took her to Wacissa for the first time. She looked wide eyed at the redneck craziness and later asked "Dad, who were those people" and when I told her they were probably related to us she was aghast. |
Spring water and rednecks
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says... In article eae16d29-1605-4a4b-8bb7- , says... On Jun 14, 11:46*am, Frogwatch wrote: On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. *Being only a couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think about. Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other was......well, we were not sure. *The definitely female one resembled a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery (wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation centered about admiring each others ornamentation. *National Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to have of native women with their weird body mods. *I can just imagine it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..." Don't feel alone. It seems that their sisters live in my area too. Last year I think one of them wore some kind of lime green terry-cloth shorts and a pink tank top that said "achy-breaky heart" on it. teeth are an option. Pfffft... Ignorance is bliss I guess. Me, I try not to judge based on "makeup". My middle daughter is inked, inked a lot and has been for many years. She has a great job making at least as much as any of you did comparatively at her age in a white collar management position. She dresses carefully but not like you are talking about here, I am sure she dresses better than most of your wives, and yes, she is a shoe girl;) She is usually reading 3-5 books at any given time, studies Violin and Viola, rides horses all prim and proper in the shows, loves a hand crafted beer, and plays a mean game of 9 ball. Oh, and just for Bonnie's benefit, she pays and has paid all of her own bills since she left for College at age 18. She is just a great kid all around. Sure, on the weekends she gets all dressed up in leather and jumps on a Harley, but it's a new frekin' VRod, not some clapped out old POS... Judge her as you will, but she is gonna' do just fine. Scotty You are supposed to squash any kind of activity that your children will think is fun. Instead, make them study practice tests in their room all evening. Safety is key here. Keep them under lock and key. Do not ever let them be creative in their lives. That's how my parents ruled me and look at what a great human being I turned out to be! I'm the best at everything, have the best of everything, and everyone and everything else is simply a POS. |
Spring water and rednecks
"I am Tosk" wrote in message ... In article eae16d29-1605-4a4b-8bb7- , says... On Jun 14, 11:46 am, Frogwatch wrote: On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. Being only a couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think about. Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other was......well, we were not sure. The definitely female one resembled a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery (wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation centered about admiring each others ornamentation. National Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to have of native women with their weird body mods. I can just imagine it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..." Don't feel alone. It seems that their sisters live in my area too. Last year I think one of them wore some kind of lime green terry-cloth shorts and a pink tank top that said "achy-breaky heart" on it. teeth are an option. Pfffft... Ignorance is bliss I guess. Me, I try not to judge based on "makeup". My middle daughter is inked, inked a lot and has been for many years. She has a great job making at least as much as any of you did comparatively at her age in a white collar management position. She dresses carefully but not like you are talking about here, I am sure she dresses better than most of your wives, and yes, she is a shoe girl;) She is usually reading 3-5 books at any given time, studies Violin and Viola, rides horses all prim and proper in the shows, loves a hand crafted beer, and plays a mean game of 9 ball. Oh, *and just for Bonnie's benefit, she pays and has paid all of her own bills since she left for College at age 18*. She is just a great kid all around. Sure, on the weekends she gets all dressed up in leather and jumps on a Harley, but it's a new frekin' VRod, not some clapped out old POS... Judge her as you will, but she is gonna' do just fine. Scotty -- Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese! Well I guess she'd have to if her dad isn't interested in doing a days work! Good for her...rising above her environment. |
Spring water and rednecks
On 6/14/10 4:13 PM, YukonBound wrote:
"I am Tosk" wrote in message ... In article eae16d29-1605-4a4b-8bb7- , says... On Jun 14, 11:46 am, Frogwatch wrote: On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. Being only a couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think about. Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other was......well, we were not sure. The definitely female one resembled a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery (wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation centered about admiring each others ornamentation. National Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to have of native women with their weird body mods. I can just imagine it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..." Don't feel alone. It seems that their sisters live in my area too. Last year I think one of them wore some kind of lime green terry-cloth shorts and a pink tank top that said "achy-breaky heart" on it. teeth are an option. Pfffft... Ignorance is bliss I guess. Me, I try not to judge based on "makeup". My middle daughter is inked, inked a lot and has been for many years. She has a great job making at least as much as any of you did comparatively at her age in a white collar management position. She dresses carefully but not like you are talking about here, I am sure she dresses better than most of your wives, and yes, she is a shoe girl;) She is usually reading 3-5 books at any given time, studies Violin and Viola, rides horses all prim and proper in the shows, loves a hand crafted beer, and plays a mean game of 9 ball. Oh, *and just for Bonnie's benefit, she pays and has paid all of her own bills since she left for College at age 18*. She is just a great kid all around. Sure, on the weekends she gets all dressed up in leather and jumps on a Harley, but it's a new frekin' VRod, not some clapped out old POS... Judge her as you will, but she is gonna' do just fine. Scotty -- Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese! Well I guess she'd have to if her dad isn't interested in doing a days work! Good for her...rising above her environment. Scotty must have read something in a Marvel comic book and imagined he actually had a superhero daughter with tattoos and nine balls. Or whatever his drug-infused peabrain believes. |
Spring water and rednecks
On Jun 14, 1:22*pm, I am Tosk wrote:
In article eae16d29-1605-4a4b-8bb7- , says... On Jun 14, 11:46*am, Frogwatch wrote: On a hot Sunday afternoon, what else would you expect N FL rednecks to do but go find a nice spring to sit in and get cool. *Being only a couple generations removed from em, I can feel right at home among them but listening to em can sure open your eyes as to what they think about. Yesterday, I watched two of em, one was a woman but the other was......well, we were not sure. *The definitely female one resembled a pink manatee while the indeterminate one was skinny and leathery (wore a womens suit) but both had many tattoos and their conversation centered about admiring each others ornamentation. *National Geographic should do a documentary like those old pics they used to have of native women with their weird body mods. *I can just imagine it..."deep in the swamps of Jefferson County, the natives practice body pigmentation as a means to make themselves more attractive..." Don't feel alone. It seems that their sisters live in my area too. Last year I think one of them wore some kind of lime green terry-cloth shorts and a pink tank top that said "achy-breaky heart" on it. teeth are an option. Pfffft... Ignorance is bliss I guess. Me, I try not to judge based on "makeup". My middle daughter is inked, inked a lot and has been for many years. She has a great job making at least as much as any of you did comparatively at her age in a white collar management position. She dresses carefully but not like you are talking about here, I am sure she dresses better than most of your wives, and yes, she is a shoe girl;) She is usually reading 3-5 books at any given time, studies Violin and Viola, rides horses all prim and proper in the shows, loves a hand crafted beer, and plays a mean game of 9 ball. Oh, and just for Bonnie's benefit, she pays and has paid all of her own bills since she left for College at age 18. She is just a great kid all around. Sure, on the weekends she gets all dressed up in leather and jumps on a Harley, but it's a new frekin' VRod, not some clapped out old POS... Judge her as you will, but she is gonna' do just fine. Scotty -- Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Fine for your daughter,Scott. But we're not talking about the same type of people here. |
Spring water and rednecks
"I am Tosk" wrote in message ... snip............. Sure, on the weekends she gets all dressed up in leather and jumps on a Harley, but it's a new frekin' VRod, not some clapped out old POS... Judge her as you will, but she is gonna' do just fine. Scotty Now, now...no reason to bring Johnny & his MotoGuzzler into this! He does the best he can. |
Spring water and rednecks
On 6/14/10 6:12 PM, YukonBound wrote:
"I am Tosk" wrote in message ... snip............. Sure, on the weekends she gets all dressed up in leather and jumps on a Harley, but it's a new frekin' VRod, not some clapped out old POS... Judge her as you will, but she is gonna' do just fine. Scotty Now, now...no reason to bring Johnny & his MotoGuzzler into this! He does the best he can. Yeah, we're sure scotty's kid has an overpriced v-rod. More likely, a Cushman scooter from the 1950's. |
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